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Azad Yakatally

@ayakatally.bsky.social
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mom, can you pick me up? i’m scared.

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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
If DuoLingo was really about “unhinged social” they would’ve Luigi’d their CEO on TikTok Live instead of doing whatever this is.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Met with the anti-Christ and died 18 hours later.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Cam can make his way to Theo Pinson’s old seat for the playoffs.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Corey Booker:
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Do it for DraftKings next.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Years of ironically shouting “ahhh my sciatica!” have come around to haunt me in my late 30s 😞
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
If the party doing Nazi salutes is the “most pro-Israel party in history“ what does that make the state of Israel?
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Jacksonville
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
What happened to “let the states decide”?
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
America is the Florida of the World.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I’m old enough to remember when planes didn’t fall out of the sky, measles wasn’t a threat, and eggs were affordable. But at least Target got rid of their ERGs.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Mac McClung will never lose bc he’s willing to risk his life for this contest. The other guys have work on Monday.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Cancel the dunk contest
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Maybe you can bring her some chai tea before class?
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
You’ve got the right idea!
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Forget the price of eggs, I just paid $12 for a Valentine’s Day card. An American Greetings Valentine’s Day card.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
You think Kendrick put these pants on because he knew Jalen Hurts would be watching?
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
That Jalen Hurts/Jordan ad was fire.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Not surprised
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
What agency does the Dove spots? They don’t miss.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
If you’re unsure how someone you know voted, ask them what they thought of the halftime show.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The superbowl ad trope of celebrities doing random stuff is kind of played out, no?
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
New Yeezy merch. I’m so tired of this clown.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Lmao at Tom Brady trying to joke about Kevin Hart and his co-host completely missing it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick being anti-Canadian on the biggest stage in America is why Ontario had to buy a superbowl ad.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Such is life.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
There’s a huge gap. Unfortunately, we’re pretenders.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Reports are saying Trump crossed the street during the halftime performance.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
My favorite fact about DJ Mustard
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar is wearing the same pants Daphne from Scooby Doo wears.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Is Ontario taking expats?
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
While featuring the Israeli flag
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Take a shot every time you see a celebrity in an ad.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
OKC BOSTON everyone else.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The same military that shot rubber bullets and threw smoke grenades at civilians and press so Trump could take a picture holding a bible?
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Jalen Brunson, born to play basketball.
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a basketball player is singing into a microphone on the court during a game .
ALT: a basketball player is singing into a microphone on the court during a game .
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Anyone else getting these cryptic political texts now?
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Saw the Luka news on BlueSky first btw
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Lakers need to be investigated.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Bronny getting into the game and making a layup is more insulting than the bottle flip thing.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
LeBron played so good he got Bronny into a game at MSG. Dad of the year.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Josh Hart in the group chat rn:
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Which member of the Schumer family is more unlikable: Amy or Chuck?
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
One chip away from greatest Knick of all time status.
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Azad Yakatally @ayakatally.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Good morning! Today is Friday, January 396, 2025.
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