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Axor the Axolotl

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Your Local Decentralized Axolotl Here.™ 21 yr. he twitter.com/Axor_A

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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 16h
give me all of them ill gvie you 1 dollar. every single one Okay.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am in this photo Check it out!!!!!!!!
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dude... fuck... yes. if this mall doesn't have bootleg triple t plushies I am #OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Twitter screenshot thread. A reply from Brian Koch reads: "YAY, a @PinkieToons episode! Can't wait to listen!". The official SpongeBob Twitter account responds back with a GIF of Mrs. Puff changing the radio. However, it includes a frame of what could be "The Wyoming Incident", which is shown in the screenshot.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what the hell, sure
Screenshot of X (Formerly Twitter) of the people who like the Post of the Wumpus art. Ryan K. Rigney, the marketing director of Discord, has liked the Post.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my discord hate wumpus gore violence art
Axor the Axolotl is disappointed in Wumpus, the Discord mascot. Axor tells Wumpus: "i dont like the age assurance update man." Wumpus responds with tears rolling down his eyes with: "fuckkkkkkk".
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can you guys help me on what i should watch
Discord screenshot that shows two active Voice Channels. Based on the voice status of each, one VC is watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and the other is watching Chiikawa.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ok i heard its api is shutting down today so heres part 2
Axor pulled the Life Support machine plug on Sora 2 inside the hospital, finally killing it off once and for all. The red, stretched text says: "ok sora 2 is really dead now because api shutting down today probably. ok go home.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Screenshot of a Discord user's profile. Their profile picture is a face close-up of a baby white seal and their status says "🍝 ~ Spaghetti sauce and noodle groups wrapped around my fork".
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THEY DID IT. THEY FUCKING DID IT ONCE MORE. FIVE THOUSAND HOURS. WHAT THE FUCK.
Discord screenshot of a Voice Channel named "veterans only". It is currently running for 5000+ hours.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh nevermind??? they got rid of it?? probably a mistake there lol
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
vpn is the only way to access bsky.app now thats cool
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if one of my hands ever get cut off in a freak, bloody accident, one of my first thoughts may or may not be "how am I going to play friday night funkin now???????"
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's lowkey kinda beautiful 🥹
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
us waiting for j-mad at the final level because he's taking too long like a chud
Super Mario 64 Coop Deluxe screenshot of Seabert, Rayman, and Beta Mario sleeping on top of the "Bowser in the Sky" course.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Played Super Mario 64 with friends today :) finally got to 120 stars and played some arena. very fun!
Microsoft Paint drawing of Rayman, Sonic, Beta Mario (Shoshinkai 1995), and Seabert the Seal raising their fists as they get the Grand Star in Super Mario 64.Super Mario 64 Coop Deluxe screenshot of the same characters as previous.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
forgot to announce v2.0 here but it doesn't matter because theres now v2.1 where i fixed the ukiki pibby glitch that made it impossible for the course to complete ok download here gamebanana.com/mods/696017
SM64CoopDX screenshot of [CS] SSK Mario holding Ukiki, who has his hat.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
listen to deltarune bossa nova new volume my friends worked really FUCKING hard on this ok? Ok!
youtu.be
BOSSA NOVA DELTARUNE: VOLUME 4
YouTube video by Tanger
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
rtx kung fu panda son or "nintendo, hire this man!" daughter
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
also he has green collar :) And I'm green. Green 🟩
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
you all probably noticed already for a couple of days, but just wanted to announce it because apparently I haven't done that yet. yeah yeah, seabert is on my mind whatever
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ok i think its probably time i get a new profile pi- dude HEY WHAT THE FUCK WHOS UP THERE GET THE HELL OFF OF ME
Seabert (aka "Bibifoc", 1985) suddenly leaped down to grab Axor's neck, surprising the poor axolotl.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy... monday :(
Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin') shooting himself with his own finger gun, using the shiny glare.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it hurts
Discord screenshot of playing Aseprite for 4 hours, with the 6x Streak on a 5h Marathon.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
happy friday
Boyfriend from "Friday Night Funkin'" pointing at you with a glaring finger while he's smirking.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
also featuring Grimlock495 and KattoRedato's Eliza spirit form hey guys whats up
Kasane Teto appalled at Grimlock495's Teto outfitEliza the Balloon Kitty's spirit form
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I DOODLED EVEN MORE STUFF AND HOLY FUCK THERES ALOT OF YOU. ive really gotten even more used to my tablet so heres some more characters to test my improvement... check it out, check it out!!!!
A bunch of even random more random doodles surrounding the entire canvas.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the dappermint and the dogs doodling. will post when it gets full. until then, give me ideas or something
Sketch sheet. What's seen are Mr. Dappermint (Fortnite) holding a gun, and classic YouTube horror stars Poochee & Pansy.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
you should be saying this to literally every single windows 11 update
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i didn't know how much i needed this
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
youtu.be
LEGO Island - No CD (Uncompressed Leaked Audio)
YouTube video by Infomaniac95
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the definitive edition
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
bro
Discord screenshot of "I forgort" replying to "Remember Me"'s message with their own nickname. "I forgort"'s reply is also their own nickname.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
im good bro
Discord Voice Channel, with alot of users participating having the same picture of Coco from a Disney movie with the same name, all nicknamed "Remember Me".
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I FORGOT TO UPDATE YALL HERE. ITS BEEN 4000 FUCKING HOURS. WILL THEY REACH 5000??? WE WILL SOON FIND OUT.
Screenshot of a Discord Voice Channel, named "veterans only". It is currently lasting about 4001 hours.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
this is dumb
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
+1 speed chiikawa escape fan art
Redrawn art of Roblox game thumbnail "+1 Speed Chiikawa Escape" in the style of... "Chiikawa".
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i already made a post about this, but i already dont remember how it went, so heres a remake STOP BELIVEING IN THEIR BAIT!!!! THEY'RE PROGRAMMED TO DESTROY UR DAMN REPUTATION!!!! THEY WERE NEVER FROM THE "SHITTY SIDE" OF FANS BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY HATED THEM!!!
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
thing i've been noticing around communites recently, starting with the vocaloid/utauloid community
3-panel comic form, top to bottom.

Panel 1: 3 [A] fans are seen on the right. the other, named "#1 RACIST" noticed the trend, saying: "oh shit... theres a trend thing going on right now... time to put a stop to this!!!"

Panel 2: The Racist now wears a sticky note covering up "RACIST" with "[A] FAN", trying to pretend to be one of the [A] fans, and shouting: "yep! this is why white people can make better [a] content than the rest! others are just plain awful."

Panel 3: The Racist is back to the left side, smiling, with [B] fans disappointed in [A] fans, who are all sad. [B] fans say stuff, such as: "yeah. and ur an [a] fan. this is literally all i need to know about you.", "why is it always [a] fans?", and "of course you have an [a] pfp". Barely visible text is seen below [B] fans, saying "(they dont realize that they're next)"
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
WAIT FUUUUCK THE PALETTE FOR THE FAKE FORM ISN'T EVEN RIGHT OK HERE
Same image as the quoted post but with the correct palette on the Fake "Axor" Form of Ambysteus
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i finished it when i was a bit tired, so if there are any errors, i will blow my brains out ok temp post
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
full story:
Xora, mainly known as Ambysteus, was a scared, tiny olm that was being used as a test subject for a lot of dangerous experiments for a decade, including actually making it change its own shape at will. One day, it was being prepared for another, this time using advanced technology that could convert an olm's brain waves to any computer input, only to see how much it knows about typing. But suddenly, an earthquake hit. It was so strong that everyone had to evacuate. With the entire building crushed to rubble, only an olm and a barely working computer remain, still connected. What Xora saw on the screen was an axolotl. It wanted to be one of them. It wanted to be free. With enough knowledge given by scientists, it scrolled through many pictures of axolotls on the internet to learn everything about them, until it saw Axor. Seeing him, it was the perfect target to replicate. It wanted more than just fitting in with the other axolotls. Its new goal is to replace Axor. It started scrolling through his social media and his friends to learn more about them carefully, and when it was ready, using the last of the computer's resources and max power, it grew its size, strength and the amount of abilities it never thought was possible. It eventually broke out of its tube, and was able to breathe air for the first time. And with that, it began its journey to hunt down Axor to replace him without a single trace or suspicion.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
FINALLY UPDATED XORA!!!!!! its name is now "Ambysteus". im not very good with names just bare with me here. you can still call it Xora, as it is its nickname, if you'd prefer that. half-assed, poorly-written story below!
Updated reference sheet of "Xora", now named Ambysteus. Its fake form is on the left, and its true, large form is on the right. Its info is as reads:

Xora, mainly known as Ambysteus, was a small olm used as a test subject in a lab, left abandoned after an earthquake, destroying everything but Xora's tube. When it escaped with hidden abilities, given by its experiments, its goal is to not just to fit in with other axolotls without being spotted, but it also wants to replace Axor to know what it's like to be him. To know what it's like to be free.

It can shapeshift whatever it wants, usually bad on someone new, but it can almost perfectly replicate other axolotls, and most of Axor's friends to lure Axor in. It has yet to trick him.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i am going to die. goot bye.
Axor the Axolotl about to get electrocuted for Friday Night Funkin's new Mod Menu feature.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
still cant believe they messed this up and no one realized it until it was all deleted 💀
Website screenshot of KadeDev's Copyparty site, showcasing files available to the public, including the Mod Menu Feature for Friday Night Funkin', but it also included the playtest build of the full v0.9 version.


if ur reading this this is an edited screenshot
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dark days loom over Isle Delfino! Clean up a polluted island with FLUDD at your side in Super Mario Sunshine, coming to Nintendo GameCube – Nintendo Classics on Nintendo Switch 2 for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members on Aug 13!
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
1.1 update!!!! just some few tweaks for more accuracy and also mario and luigi have their own folders now instead of just relying on one!!! but who cares, the REAL big part of that their hair is darker. isn't that crazy? wow! wow! wow! Download is in the quote!
Screenshot of both "SSK Luigi" and "SSK Mario" folders.SM64CoopDX screenshot of close-up Mario's head. His hair is noticeably darker.
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
ok so why is windows auto-installing microsoft teams everytime i run the discord setup? do i have a super ultra secret virus or has windows been this dookie and i just haven't noticed it until now
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Axor the Axolotl @axor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
like i dont think they're made with any engine like "noah engine", they just straight up made everything from the ground up
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