Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 59mThis game's writing is genuinely obnoxious Non-stop comedy aimed at ages 6-10 and not one year older, legit unbearable video game if you don't fw it But it does have a couple of good bits 011
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 1hMediEvil Resurrection 6/10 Howww did they make the combat *worse* in this one Enemy hitboxes just plain don't work most of the time, it's crazy Also I get that they wanted to go for a different vibe but it feels like they tuned the lighting to be three times brighter than it prolly should've been 000
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 1hBanG Dream! Yume Mita 7/10 I think the way "the conflict" and "the antagonist" got handled kinda soured me on the whole thing for a bit there, unwarrantedly so, mind you, but it did I choose to look past that though, because it has a whole lot of very good moments throughout 110
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 3hwhy the fuck does PPSSPP have a blue screen actual literal jumpscare 120
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 3heven if i ended up beating the game just fine, that + the fact that falling like 10 feet kills Dan on the spot was agonizing like yeah *vials* respawn but i don't want to imagine how many level replays it'd take to top your HP up in the late game highkey glad i didn't play it when i was bad at these 000
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 5hMediEvil II 6.75/10 Makes some baffling backwards design decisions that make the whole thing kinda unfun at times (e.g. fall damage????), and coupled with the almost complete absence of the gothic horror vibes that made the first game what it was, I don't think I liked it much Sadly 200
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 5hMediEvil 7.75/10 It's not a paragon of game design by any means It's clunky, and stiff, and the camera is real bad, and the combat barely qualifies as such But this game did a lot for me in my younger years so it'll always have a special place in my heart 120
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026think there's no better feeling in the world than putting on a very very old shirt and it being so oversized for the current you that you could cosplay one of those anime girls that don't wear pants if you so chose (i shan't (it's cold)) 010
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i'll never find the proper screenshot for it but there's a bit in Higurashi where the narrating character says something along the lines of "three people got out of the car. one, two, three. in other words, the car was empty." and it's only the worst offender you usually don't notice it though 220
Reposted by Alexworm @ninebaal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026halo fans arent even excited for anything anymore they just look at you like this 326758
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Metroid Zero Mission is a remake of the first game, and what it does beyond making it palatable for normal humans, is often giving you map markers telling you where to go Fusion is a way, way more guided experience if you don't care about following the story sequentially, and it was my first one 010
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026playing the scariest thing possible to kick off halloween month a british game 000
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this replay made me rediscover just how fun it is to get lost in these i love getting lost, i love forgetting where things are and just wandering about, i love taking detours not knowing that's what they are, i love the hint system calling me an idiot for not taking notes Prime 4 makes me sad 030
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Limbus Company - Canto X: The Gaze Bearing Again and again I climbed Again and again I have fallen Again and again I learned 110
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Coyote vs Acme 9/10 Once you've watched this movie you'll never stop wanting to beat David Zaslav to death with your bare hands In Street Fighter EX 3 140
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Those first two or three hours aren't amazing to be honest The environment you spend them in ends up making things really bland The instant (see the screenshot) I got past the hurdle, my enjoyment skyrocketed and never once fell down, not even for a second So, so, so fun 120
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom! - Season 2 7.5/10 A slight bit too unfocused -- "all over the place" is a bit mean -- and the loss of the main driving force behind the main character is rather felt Would've loved a season 3 considering the tease but uh, well, 210
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026january and february and march and april and may and june and july and august and september and october have been a bust but november is *definitely* gonna be the month i turn 2026 around 011
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ezgif is your friend (it's how i made it a gif in the first place) 000
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i got an idea the other day and i Had to make it a reality 18730
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026finishing Xenoblade 2 and Beatbreak back to back with only lunch in the middle made me run out of tears to shed for a bit there it felt nice crying is nice sometimes 010
Reposted by AlexK'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026HEYYYYYYYYYY WHAT'S UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 17800230
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026couldn't imagine a better punchline with a year of buildup than this 110
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Digimon Beatbreak 9/10 Goes up and down in quality past the halfway point but overall it's a very enjoyable, heartfelt, homely adventure Finally a long-term weekly thing I've followed that didn't crash and burn at the end :) 210
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Xenoblade Chronicles 2 good question/10 A truly phenomenal work, the kind that immediately and persistently and relentlessly shows why it garnered so many die-hard fans over the years I adored it to bits from beginning to end, besides the parts where you're playing the game 120
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the Discord age verification tweet is teaching me about methods of torture and execution i didn't even know existed 020
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026how many more things will i need to do and how much more time will need to pass before i become something resembling a real human being 000
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i did the thing the other day nine games that made me who i am today for one reason or another my9games.net/en/edit 041
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 1183
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026j - c Suppose I found a new most uncomfortable series of songs that drain me completely mentally, physically and emotionally (complimentary) 100
Reposted by AlexChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got 31798701569
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ough :( it's been hurting for a while so you prolly should, if just to make sure it's not something too severe, or better yet something that can be easily cured 010