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Axionyx

@axionyx.nanotrasen.zone
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Or just Nyx is fine too. Va'Ji critter, certified idiot and fake sysadmin. ​:neofox_flag_demiguy:​​:neofox_flag_pan:​ Sharkey exploded my bio and I'm too lazy to […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ nanotrasen.zone/@axionyx, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 05/06/2026
@pjb@sharkey.slugcat.systems MP5
Picture from the wikipedia article on the Heckler & Koch MP5 submachine gun
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 14/05/2026
Hate it when that happens
Screenshot of a youtube comment. It reads ""2:20 FUCK my virus has encrypted my other viruses""
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 13/05/2026
My job in a nutshell
Meme with the metronome moving wildly back and forth.

On one side, it reads "I don't get paid enough for this shit", on the other "they seriously pay me for this?"
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 09/05/2026
Found it lmao Translation in alt
Screenshot from a online test type thing. It's in Dutch, and reads as follows:

"What is the best way to prevent stray animals?
Multiple answers may be correct:

A: Place preventive poison near waste collection areas, kitchens, dining halls and the like.
B: Dispose of waste properly, close waste bags, and use containers with lids.
C: Do not pet and/or feed the animals.
D: Preventive shooting of stray animals in the vicinity of the compound."
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 23/04/2026
What's going on in my head 24/7
Screenshot of a youtube video called "the music from that part where you get sued in fnaf 6 for one hour", the video is indeed 1 hour long. The thumbnail is a goofy poorly drawn version of helpy wearing thick glasses sitting at a desk full of paper, presumably lawsuits
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 24/01/2026
Fake news article screenshot showing the Cloudflare logo on a building. The title reads "Critical Cloudflare flaw allowed users to reach websites they wanted"
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 31/12/2025
This is always a good sign
Emegency alert on my phone, reads as follows (translated from dutch)

NL-Alert 01-01-2026 00:28: It is extremely busy at 112. Only call 112 for life-threatening situations. No emergency, need police? Call 0900-8844. No emergency, need firefighters? Call 0900-0904. More information on www.nederlandveilig.nl/noodnummers
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 21/12/2025
All done, tomorrow its murder time :3
Picture of an alliance chieftain in elite dangerous on a landing pad. It is themed after a cyclops interceptor. The ship ID on the side reads "The Final Directive". On the back, the registration reads "AX-XNO"
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 25/11/2025
What happening in my brain 24/7
Youtube video named "(Non age restricted) most common autistic vocal stims". The thumbnail is of a bunch of memes with the text "Autism" overlayed in some fancy colored font. The video has 1.2m views and was uploaded 4 months ago, and is an hour and 21 minutes long
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 14/11/2025
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 05/11/2025
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 25/10/2025
"O creature of the couch, what is your wisdom?"
Picture of a couch in vrchat. A blue novabeast head is sticking out from the corner of the pillows
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 26/09/2025
Very cool
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 24/09/2025
Standing here, I realize...
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 18/09/2025
100 is more than I know what to do with lmao
Sticker of my sona holding his tail next to his face with one hand and holding the other with curled fingers in front of his mouth
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 05/09/2025
catnip fold
White cat laying on one of those circular tunnel things in a really awkward pose that makes it look like he got folded in half
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 01/09/2025
Decided to see what the funny fedi circle thing spits out for me
Inner Circle
zaki@plasmatrap.com,
sodiboo@gaysex.cloud,
yunii@furrysex.gay,
m@merping.synth.download,
nytpu@tilde.zone,
pjb@sharkey.slugcat.systems,
callmore@gts.callwall.xyz,
durk@goob.garden,
sneexy@booping.synth.download

Middle Circle
mossgrove@social.treehouse.systems,
eckler@eldritch.cafe,
roskai@social.translunar.academy,
rail@social.flufftech.net,
mztx@forcefemm.ing,
Kuniti_shino@pounced-on.me,
Carbisari@yiff.life,
baralheia@dragonchat.org,
sudo_EatPant@critter.cafe,
unnick@booping.synth.download,
107d@merping.synth.download,
Endiverge@floofy.tech,
voidcreature@app.wafrn.net,
kuriko@wetdry.world,
alyx@fedi.shorks.gay

Outer Circle
Nulhomme@mastodon.social,
yingxera@dragon.style,
axionyx.sh@bsky.brid.gy,
DuoRogue@critter.cafe,
trans_lykanthropie@meow.social,
juniper@kolektiva.social,
5225225@furry.engineer,
sharkNserg@plush.city,
asonix@masto.asonix.dog,
a@booping.synth.download,
lissy@booping.synth.download,
me.melontini.me@bsky.brid.gy,
maelstrom.dev@bsky.brid.gy,
LexYeen@plush.city,
pquirrel@wetdry.world,
tay@transfem.social,
killerqu00@blahaj.zone,
michaelwave1997@booping.synth.download,
peptron@furrysex.gay,
tavi@freeradical.zone,
ENDERZOMBI102@blobfox.coffee,
eragon@pl.eragon.re,
Lamuchan@eldritch.cafe,
ajabep_private@eldritch.cafe,
0xDokki@lgbtqia.space,
theresnotime@fox.nexus
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 31/08/2025
Did a thing (I still suck at javascript/css I copied half this shit from google)
Thing on my site where you can draw, on the canvas is a crude owoThe same owo but as an attachment in ntfy
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 19/08/2025
Thanks @yunii@furrysex.gay very cool :3
Ntfy notification marked as high priority. The header says "HAHA" and the body "FOUND IT". It is tagged with "gay, creature". Attached is an image of bald JD Vance
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 17/08/2025
Fixed it
Screenshot from an ipv6 tester showing a 10/10 readiness score
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 15/08/2025
@pjb@sharkey.slugcat.systems
"You wouldn't download hatsune miku" in the style of the you wouldn't download a car meme
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 15/08/2025
It misty
Picture taken from the window of a moving car showing a green field with a lot of mist
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 10/08/2025
Just had my last shift, fuck you McDonalds, thanks for nothing
Me standing outside my McDonalds in the dark, only my hands is visible and I'm flipping off the building
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 08/08/2025
Gru recognizing El Macho from Despicable Me 2, captioned "How it feels to recognize a character from E621 on other sites"
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 06/08/2025
Lmao
SSH session showing me running a command to show crowdsec decisions. Only the first entry is visible, with a reason of "crowdsecurity/http-crawl-non_statics", and an expiration of 4 hours from nowMe querying the alert that broke the camels back. The context it lists for making this decision is requests to avatar assets from fedi
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 27/07/2025
Me when the toaster
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 05/07/2025
No way Sharkey has an achievement for this lmfao
Screenshot of a notification reading "Achievement unlocked"
"Happy Birthday"
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 28/06/2025
My stupid cat caught a lil bird and I had to wrestle it away from him. Now I have a big leg bird in my room until the animal protection people come pick 'em up tomorrow (After I took the picture I put him in a box with some water and soft towels per their instructions)
Lil black bird with a red/yellow beak in my hand
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 28/06/2025
Behold, my collection thus far (There's 2 missing but they fell underneath my bed and I don't feel like getting them)
7 blahajs laying in a blanket
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 26/06/2025
Crispy nugget 😋
A McDonalds chicken nugget being held in tongs over a fryer. It's completely burnt
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 17/06/2025
Wtf,,,,
A notification in ntfy saying "*bites your textbox*"
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 17/06/2025
I totally didn't steal this idea from @ixhby@plasmatrap.com, but I added a funny thing to my shitfuck site because why not (Yes the styling is wrong, no I refuse to fix it. Maybe I'll get to it someday when I redo the whole thing, trying to use carrds own styles made me suffer. I hate css lol)
2 buttons and a message box, the first is labled "Explode my phone", the message box has a placeholder stating "Type your message..." and the final button says "Send", with a small "0 / 512" in the corner
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 05/06/2025
Wtf does "The usability of device operations has been improved" even mean??
Screenshot of the Samsung update screen, most of it is basic boilerplate stuff but at the top it lists "The usability of device operations has been improved" as the only notable change
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 04/06/2025
Lazy
A white cat is lying on its back on a dark blue bedspread. The cat's body is arched, with its legs stretched out and its paws slightly raised. Its head is tilted back, and its eyes are partially closed, giving it a relaxed and content appearance. The cat's fur is smooth and fluffy, and its pink nose and ears are visible.
Generated by altbot
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 04/06/2025
More creature I forgot to post
My sona floating on a blue background, with a happy expression
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 04/06/2025
Creature
Art of my sona as a creature. Two smaller, less detailed versions of the same creature are shown beside it, one with its mouth open and the word "Eeee" written next to it
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 03/06/2025
I was also the judge for a trial against Niko Oneshot. I sentenced the intern to death for reasons I forgot, but Niko Oneshot was declared innocent
A screenshot from the game. It reads top to bottom,
"Niko Oneshot is accused of failure to recognize the virtues of a simple metro system"
There are 2 witnesses listed, a stressed intern, and the president
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 03/06/2025
Screenshot of a Steam review from a user called Nyx on the game "Guilty as Sock!"

It shows a recommended with 1.2 hours on record at the time of the review. It reads
"My client got sentenced to death for sinking the titanic because he broke the drill used to unclog toilets. I also got sentenced to death myself for insulting the judge

10/10 game if you have funny friends"
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 01/06/2025
The deer near where I live are back in their little park area!!
A deer and a smaller deer standing on short grass
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 13/05/2025
Got myself a shiny camera not too long ago, so now I can take better cat pictures. Also experimenting with compression so I don't upload 80 million trillion billion terrabytes of pictures
Cat staring at water, one ear slightly tiltedCat strutting over some grass like he owns the placeLazy cat laying down with squinted eyes in grassWalking cat
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 12/05/2025
Forgot to catpost earlier
White cat awkwardly crawling into some bushesWhite cat looking into bushes
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 09/05/2025
Screenshot from Discord, 4 people in a voice chat called "McDonald's Spraakkanaal", "McDonald's Voicechat" in dutch.

The 4 people are named "General Grievous", "Obi Wan Kenobi", "Padme" and "Senator palpatine" with matching profile pictures
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 09/05/2025
[Ec, damaging the camera and scratching noises] Brand new phones with a bright future ahead of them: "Oh boy I sure do hope I'll get bought by someone who-" Some guy named Jerry:
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 08/05/2025
Lazy
White cat laying in his side
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 30/04/2025
Fuck bitlocker In the settings it reported it was off, but when I go to try and manage partitions I can't resize them because they're "bitlocker encrypted"?? And now when I forced it off with a command it suddenly has to decrypt? Yeah okay microsoft
Windows Popup
"BitLocker Drive Encryption
"Decrypting..."
"Drive C: 71.5% Completed"
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 29/04/2025
Evil leaves harass poor local cat
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 29/04/2025
Cat in tall grass, with his tail up high and only part of his back visible through the grassCat staring through the grassCat laying in some grass next to waterCat looking into the water, mostly only supported by grass (the idiot is gonna fall one day)
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 27/04/2025
Stealth
White cat in tall grassWhite cat again in tall grassExactly the same thing again, except this time more obscured White cat loafing in less tall grass, looking in the direction of the camera
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 26/04/2025
I emailed the operator of relay.gay yesterday so I'll see if they respond, but I still secured this domain incase it ends up seeming like that relay has gone abandoned
Screenshot showing the purchase of relay.lgbt for 1 year
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 26/04/2025
Even more catposting (I feel like I should make a new account for this at this point ​:neofox_melt_sob:​)
White cat laying in grassWhite cat again but hiding in tall grass, with only his head partially visible
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