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Reverse Clowngirl

@axialagegamer.swifties.social
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The apocalypse will be shitposted No skeets are legal advice Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager If I argue, I probably have a degree in it 我用很多语言发帖…

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 18h
Goddammit, WotC is killing the Star Trek actors. First Koenig, now Stewart. Somebody fucking check on Takei.
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 15/10/2026
I love that there is some non-zero number of music fans in the world, who will read this and hear the exact autotune effect specifically from the dumb accent thingies I added. Because y'all remember. And becuz langwidge lets ya do stupid little tricks with it.
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Do you believe in lįfe after lóve?                        Now✅️✅️
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
Awwww! Another species wising up to the fact, that its natural enemy is billionaires…#natureIsHealing
Photo of sperm whale underwater.

"NEWS
Gang of sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific"
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
Just called 活着...
Movie poster of To Live (活着) which could also be translated from the original Chinese as "being alive", directed by legenday director Zhang Yimou (张艺谋).
Reviews in the poster include (from top to bottom): "Two Thumbs Up! One of the Best Films of the Year." attributed to Siskel & Ebert, "Spellbindingl...A Masterpiece." and "✮✮✮✮" (latter two review authors illegible).
Text below the title includes "From the Director of RAISE THE RED LANTERN" and additional extensive illegible text.
Behind all the text is a Chinese woman holding a child in her arms. To the left of that woman is a black & white overhead view of many soldiers charging toward camera south across a mostly-empty battlefield.
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 29/09/2026
Stroke of Genius
{X}{2}{U}

[Artwork depicting a wizard reading from a small book (held in one hand) with glowy swirls extending from the pages of the book around the wizard's head]

Instant

Target player draws X cards.

“Every thought is a star illuminating the darkness. Inspiration comes from finding the constellations that link them.”

Illustrated by Rovina Cai
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 24/09/2026
Facebook profile header for a man named "Shaddup Yakunt"
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 14/09/2026
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 12/09/2026
I can't wait to tell my grandkids this was the FBI director.
The famous headshot of Kash Patel looking bewildered, with some sort of patriotic flag backdrop. Kash is wearing a grey suit, faint blue shirt, and dark blue necktie. An American flag pin is notably displayed on his left suit lapel (right side of image, since the subject is facing the viewer).
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 02/09/2026
It's 776 pages. In this edition, at least. Goal is to finish within the year. Jumping between this and other books sporadically, which is the main way I know to read books anymore. #spoiler #spoilerAlert #spoilers #oldBooks #literature (🧵2/3)
776       THOMAS PYNCHON

 There is a Hand to turn the time.
 Though thy Glass today be run,
 Till the Light that hath brought the Towers low
 Find the last ooor Pret'rite one…
 Till the Riders sleep by ev'ry road,
 All through our crippl'd Zone,
 With a face on ev'ry mountainside,
 And a Soul in ev'ry stone...

Now everybody—
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 02/09/2026
OK, got it from the library. I'm locked in. It's time. Gravity's Rainbow time. (🧵1/3)
Spine of a novel, with the text Gravity's Rainbow / Thomas Pynchon
…printed in all caps, block lettering, first the title in red, then the author in black, on an off-white background within a geometric black frame
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 10/08/2026
Weedle @weedle.bsky.social

Apr 16, 2025

People make fun of Sun Tzu for his advice being basic stuff like "remember your soldiers need food" but considering most military commanders through history were inbred failsons of nobility you can see why it was necessary.

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Pete Hegseth is not going to remember his soldiers need food.

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 05/08/2026
Case in point:
Chao translated Jabberwocky into Chinese [14] by inventing characters to imitate what Rob Gifford describes as the "slithy toves that gyred and gimbled in the wabe of Carroll's original". [15]
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 03/08/2026
Sixty-three moves! My longest checkmate to date. Finally beat this fucker. After losing to him 6 times, I figured out his kryptonite: the [REDACTED] Defense. (I actually have no damn clue what 1...e5 2...f5 is officially called, but I figured out it would work against his play style, and…it did…)
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 01/08/2026
Grocer. Hit work is work. Workers deserve unions.
Grocer, played by Dan Aykroyd, in the film Grosse Pointe Blank, firing pistols toward the viewer.
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 01/08/2026
Japan really went off in the eighties, when they assigned all their country's wiliest, zaniest classically-trained composers to do video game soundtracks at roughly the same time. Absolute genius move. Anyhoo, what's your fave Jgame track ?
[A man at a piano on the right side: a video game space scene featuring pixelated Scrooge McDuck on the left side]

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"Hey, can you compose a catchy little tune for the moon level?" Hiroshige Tonomura: "Ah, yes, so you want a masterwork composition that hits harder than the moon itself crashing down on you."

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 31/07/2026
A still from the movie Terminator 2: Judgement Day showing John Connor (a white adolescent boy) looking toward the viewer, and Miles Dyson (a middle-aged black man) looking out of frame to the right, with the caption, "Uh…all of 'em, I think."
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 30/07/2026
New personal record for costliest blunder. #chess #boardGames #bloopers
A chess board, seen from the perspective of the black pieces, showing the following position:

5k2/1P2p2p/3p1pp1/2pP1n1P/5PK1/1Q4b1/8/3q4 w - - 1 43
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 29/07/2026
Alas, I see it not. Perhaps, I am of the ilk of Tiresius?
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Unfortunately, this is what I'm actually like.

Almost certainly joking. Bipolar opposite.

Don't use Al. Love music, hate Spotify. Trans rights.

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 28/07/2026
"I wonder if I've had any run-ins with Django McFruit before…oh, OK then."
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 27/07/2026
Got stuck within the wall in Monuments of Mars, Part 1, a charming old game that I only recommend to those who can tolerate their games being very, very rough around the edges, because it's the epitome of "early DOS era". #retrogames #glitch #games
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 24/07/2026
Big "It's anti-semitic to criticize rich people" energy.
JStar @jstar2.bsky.social

Now do normal Democratic Party lifers who:

1. Pay a lot of taxes.

2. Are Pro-Choice, Pro-LGBTQ.

3. Anti-ICE.

But are pro-Capitalism and see (((the obsession))) among far too many on the Left.

Now I'm a Republican all of a sudden?
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 24/07/2026
Shut the fuck up, you pretentious, bigoted nepo-baby. You disabled QTs on your top-level post, we can all see that.
Now I'm a Republican all of a sudden?

THAT is what makes us feel politically homeless.

Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil... 5h

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 23/07/2026
[A buncha dorks pretending to be gangstas on a stage, with a brightly lit screen behind them]

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As an atheist, this is my favorite christian song.
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 23/07/2026
[Some very white boys in the Rapper Hoodies holding microphones]

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@Drarack 10y ago

"Wanna keep away from sin"

*gun shot noises and police sirens in background*
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 22/07/2026
Whatever this logo is? IDK.
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 20/07/2026
[command prompt icon] climb yew
Surely yew jest!
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 20/07/2026
Better not let this guy hear you tell that joke:
Innistrad: Midnight Hunt

Innistrad: Midnight Hunt symbol
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Brutal Cathar
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Oracle
Card Name
Brutal Cathar
Mana Cost
2
Type
Creature – Human Soldier Werewolf
Rarity
Rare
rules Text
Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Brutal Cathar, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Daybound (If a player casts no spells during their own turn, it becomes night next turn.)
Artist
Karl Kopinski
P/T
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Set
MID - Innistrad: Midnight Hunt
Number
7
Language
English

(Text excerpted, and image sourced, from Gatherer, https://gatherer.wizards.com/MID/en-us/7/brutal-cathar; 
© 1993-2026 Wizards of the Coast LLC, a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Reused for satirical purposes only)
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 19/07/2026
Built Alekhine's Gun #forTheWin !!! (15+10 rapid match; full game listing in the alt text of the vid)
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 19/07/2026
Yo, I can't see anything from the period of the conversation where I would need to, to answer. But, your histrionics suggest you're wrong now, and shoulda disengaged a while ago, regardless who was right @1st. I'm gonna block you for tagging me, unless you show receipts and they're *damn* good.
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Fuck off, dickwad. You evidently like harassing women online.

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Oh nate.... you'll do anything to justify your hate of the LGBTQIA2S community to protect your cishet parasocial obsession.

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Y'all follow this guy. Am I deserving of such visceral anger or am I in the wrong? Should the LGBTQIA2S be used as an insult against pedophiles and rapists and sex traffickers or am I "too sensitive?"

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 08/07/2026
Ho-lee shit. I did not expect we'd reach the the "how many Jews would I have to sacrifice to achieve electoral success, because it might be worth it" level of r*p* apologia discourse tonight.
Barrista @onbluskysku... 1h

I still need an answer to my question by the way.

If he killed every Jew in Maine yes or no vote for him yes or no (since I've entertained your side arguments at length this will be the only question you're getting from now on)

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 07/07/2026
Sickos Yes Haha Yes Dot Gif !!!
The bsky user screen for Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social with the "🚫User Blocking You" banner and, below that, "⚠️Posts hidden".
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 06/07/2026
The dangers of premature castling: a case study. (This was a 10-minute game between two mid-500s-ELO players; I'm playing the white pieces)
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 04/07/2026
Me with my BlueSky mutuals
Fuzhou rapper Vinida Weng strutting towards the camera like a badass, wearing a white bustier and tight, black shorts, loosely wearing a black jacket hanging low by the sleeves around her elbows, flanked by her squad, who are swinging flashlights and wearing dark-colored, paramilitary uniforms.

Original image source: https://youtu.be/XJjjy56DoTQ?t=67
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 01/07/2026
(Proceeds to remove space helmet on lunar surface)
An image of six musicians dressed as astronauts, in space suits but without their helmets on their heads, on the moon woth Earth in the background. Two of the astromusicians are kneeling in front of the other four. The astromusician at audience right has a space helmet under his arm, while the astromusician at audience left is holding up a peace/"v for victory" sign. The hand making the sign is ungloved.

Text overlaid on image:
RAMMSTEIN
AMERIKA [OFFICIAL 4K MUSIC VIDEO]
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 26/06/2026
Cover of the Super NES game Turn And Burn: No Fly Zone from Absolute Entertainment, released in 1994
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 25/06/2026
Michael from The Good Place, captioned "it's a musician insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now."
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 01/06/2026
Well, that's the dopest two-post riff I'm gonna see today. Calling it right now.
Bar Mageddon @barm... 1m

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i think it's because of the devil

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 30/05/2026
Started a new Rogue Legacy game, for the first time in a couple years. Right off the bat, beat the dagger-throwing carnival game for a really sweet item, and by generation 5, had most of my kit together.
A cartoony video game scene of a carnival tent inside a stone dungeon. There are various colors of balloons, and there is a knight holding aloft his sword, in front of a circus clown. There are various colored balloons and posters on the back wall.

Foreground text says "Blueprint Found" above a stylized graphic of a blueprint. Text below the blueprint says "Blood Cape".Video game scene. A painting of a knight with a spotlight shining from above it, and a fallen knight in front of it. Below them, there is an assemblage of various creatures that have been slain, approximately three rows left-to-right. The most notable of these is a giant eyeball, larger than all the rest. This is the boss known as Khidr.

Text below the monsters reads, "Sir Gordon was done in by a projectile/All classes can be upgraded with unique class abilities. - Sir Dordon's Parting Words'

Text in the upper right corner says "Press ENTER to move on"[a screen of video game character stats]

Lady Littner [gold coin] 90
SPECIAL: Spell Cycle
Every kill gives you 6 mana.
Low Str and HP. High Int and MP.

Endomorph: Can't get knocked back.
Hypergonadism: You knock enemies out of the park.
Lv. 31 - Archmage
[Green bar] 108/108
[Blue bar] 225/225

Lady Littner
Health 108             Strength 19
Mana 225              Intelligence 41
Armor 9(4%)         Crit. Chance 0%
Weight 80/80        Crit. Damage 150%

Equipment:
Squire Sword
Squire Helm
Squire Chest
Blood Cape

Enchantments:
Vault (Air jump 1 time)
Sprint (Dash up to 1 time)
Vampire (Gain back 3 HP for every kill)
Sky (Fly for 0.6 second)
Siphon (Gain back 7 MP for every kill)
Retaliation (Return 50% damage after getting hit)
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 22/05/2026
Bonerpecker-Schlong Test (Third Edition)
standardized assessment called the Woodcock-Johnson Third Edition
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 22/05/2026
There are much better non-stoned ways to say what I just said. Everyone please pick one of them, and pretend that's how I said it.

3m✔️
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 20/05/2026
[Text message on left of screen]
I don't get that one

[Text message on right of screen]
Oh, you didn't see that movie where she fired people...yeah, that screen is of her doing a remote firing, and doing a terrible job, and the next day the employee she fired self-deadifies, and George Clooney, the senior firer who knows how to be sensitive about it and inspire people on their way out to seize their dreams, has to come in and clean shit up and make the fired guy's family calm down and teach her how to not be so insensitive about firing people, or something, it's been almost 20 years buts that's the not-TOO-wrong quick synopsis.

[Text message on left of screen]
Lol
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 13/05/2026
11.3k total reaccs, 11k laugh reaccs. Nature is healing.
USA TODAY

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Opinion: Billionaires aren't the villains people often imagine.

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I don't resent Bezos. I'm rooting for billionaires like him. |

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 05/05/2026
With apologies to Gary Larson, and, well, to everyone, really.
A large single-panel comic strip. Within the panel, a man stands facing two doors, with the devil behind him prodding his back with a trident.

The doors are labeled:
WILL STANCIL
…and:
WON'T STANCIL

Larson (signature at the bottom of the right door)

Caption beneath the panel:
"C'mon, c'mon it's either one or the other."
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 05/05/2026
Is that what we're talking about? I hope you'll forgive me for only responding to the visible chain of posts, rather than magically seeing through the "ⓘDeleted" to what was previously there.
Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social

You really cannot overestimate the level of status trauma a lot of white Americans experienced at the election of Barack Obama and how much of our politics is still influenced by it bsky.app/profile/beau...

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 03/05/2026
From a recent game. Black to move, and take white's queen in 2.
Chess position diagram, shown from Black's perspective. Black to move. White: King d1, Rooks on e1 and d2, Queen f3, Bishop e7, pawns on c2, f2, g2, h4, d5. Black: King g8, Rooks on c8 and f8, Queen c4, Knight a4, Bishop b2, pawns on b4, d6, f7, g6, h7. White's bishop has just moved to e7, forking the black rook on c8 and pawn on d6.
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 03/05/2026
Exo-squad
Four VHS cover art panels for the cartoon TV show "Exosquad" each featuring the title of the show and some selection of characters, some of whom are wearing power armor, in a variety of "action" poses.
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 29/04/2026
99% of shitty "AI" products can't avoid trying to name this country.
Terrible Maps

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99% of Americans can't name this country

[A map of Europe in gray, with a red pattern overlaid that looks like an East Asian dragon, with its tail on the Italian peninsula, it's head eating the northern are of Germany just south of Jutland, and its body winding across various lands of Central Europe]
Terrible Maps

[Text within a partial "Meta AI" bubble below the image:] are Americans unfamiliar with Vietnam?

[Text within another partial "Meta AI" bubble]: Vietnam not well-known?

[Text within another partial "Meta AI" bubble]: What are sc
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 15/04/2026
It has to start somewhere It has to start sometime What better place than here? What better time than now? ( image unrelated )
Aerial view of the Kimberly-Clark warehouse in Ontario, CA, burning, as fire crews spray a couple thin streams of water onto the massive blaze.
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 15/04/2026
In any reasonable society, this one incident, alone, would be grounds to guillotine Bezos. Let alone the thousands of other deaths he's had a hand in.
Amazon workers forced to work around dead coworker and told to 'turn around and not look'

THE Mirror us

HANNAH BROUGHTΟΝ

Tue, April 14, 2026 at 8:16 AM CDT

[Image of small workers moving large loads around within a massive warehouse]

The worker died at an Amazon facility in Oregon Credit:Reach Publishing Services Limited (Reach Publishing Services Limited)A highly disturbing incident is alleged to have occurred at an Amazon warehouse last week. A new report says that an Amazon worker lay dead in the facility in Oregon for over an hour, while his colleagues were told to get back to work and to "not look".

While the workers were instructed to continue working, the man lay lifeless on the ground, and people were allegedly discouraged from helping him. One worker said that a manager told them to "Just turn around and not look. Let's get back to work," according to The Western Edge, which broke the story.
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 08/04/2026
Judd Omen as Mickey in Pee Wee's Big Adventure, pointing at the viewer like a cool badass
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