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@axematty.com
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He/Him/Chungus Don't talk to me about hockey, it's dumb to talk about hockey online. Sysadmin in devops clothing axematty on Discord 私はカナダ人です。

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Matty @axematty.com · 17m
Always felt more like a pie to me but absolutely
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Matty @axematty.com · 2h
Ok but we are talking about deep n delicious 😉
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Matty @axematty.com · 2h
Give me sens and give me death
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Matty @axematty.com · 3h
Vanilla coconut 🐐
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Matty @axematty.com · 19h
Thinking about the st hubs in Quebec city has ayce wings for $25 during habs games
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Matty @axematty.com · 20h
Let me start with a basket of chips
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Matty @axematty.com · 23h
Timmy no!
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Matty @axematty.com · 30/09/2026
Bon matin Quebec!
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Matty @axematty.com · 30/09/2026
Pretty nice hotel views au la capital national
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
Home base and around the corner
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
You know what it is
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
The actual goat of the band. Americans man even when they're cool they need a slap in da teeth
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
The drummers songs? Is bro really talking about 500up like that
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
🤝
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Matty @axematty.com · 04/01/2026
Call me a horse girl because I am a Thomas Chabot fan
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Matty @axematty.com · 04/02/2025
Amazon Knows, Thomas Chabot is Mr Cool
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Matty @axematty.com · 08/01/2025
if you dont love thomas chabot you dont love me and if you dont love me i'm GOING to fight you.
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Matty @axematty.com · 10/01/2025
im sorry but thomas chabot is allowed to fire the cannon whenever he wants shanice
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Matty @axematty.com · 02/01/2025
People on twitter will be like "Thomas Chabot is back!" Real heads know he never left
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
Chabotmas
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
Bring out the Chabot hat
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
Papa 🥹
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
normally i try to not smell like this. (it smells nice, i'm going to try to smell not like deoderant some times) www.malinandgoetz.ca/cannabis-eau...
malinandgoetz.ca
cannabis eau de parfum.
<p>Our intensive and residue-free body moisturizer scientifically synthesizes natural vitamin b5 and soothing bergamot extract with absorbent fatty acids for performance. Naturally hydrates and ph bal...
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
it really sucks for small distributors, who themselves will be impacted but the larger "industry" is gonna be fine.
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
tactics, they are targetting "bottles" partially because thats what we've banned, but also because doug ford got into a spat with diageo about Crown Royal bottling. art of the squeal
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
the thing about trump banning canadian booze is... most of it is owned by diageo its 50-60% crown royal at that. There's also an ipmortant carve out, if you ship it in more than 4L and bottle it in the states, its allowed to pass.
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
we tried the same thing and it did the same thing, someone help me my historic district is... doing the same thing its done for 30 years www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...
ctvnews.ca
ByWard Square closes after its 1st season
The ByWard Square, featuring a performance stage, local vendors, food and drink, and creative seating is now being taken down after the pilot project ended.
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
lemme slide up and have a bit of lunch with the SC justices, i just wanna talk
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
A real mongrel's mongrel
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
I love the idea that the best chef in town is a public servant, i hate the implementation that he only cooks for 9 people regularly.
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
im gonna eat some wings at the ✨weird pony club✨
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
the vibes were al dente
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
Zero Company: Its wierd but fun if you like starwars or isometric tactics game you should play it. I'm so glad EA is not longer on the tiller for starwars games
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Matty @axematty.com · 29/09/2026
Ottawa kabab you're the best
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Matty @axematty.com · 28/09/2026
Leafs love to kick cans
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Matty @axematty.com · 28/09/2026
see and thats why i dont go on reddit anymore
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Matty @axematty.com · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ween Its Pat: Dean and Gene Ween Smiling
ALT: Ween Its Pat: Dean and Gene Ween Smiling
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Matty @axematty.com · 28/09/2026
thinking about the fella i met at the redblacks game who'd just discovered ween
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Matty @axematty.com · 28/09/2026
if you have prime wholefoods gives you 10% discounts on stuff.
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Matty @axematty.com · 28/09/2026
HELLO OUT THERE WERE ON THE AIR
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Matty @axematty.com · 28/09/2026
allegedly the laff used to becalled the bodega hotel and that makes me a bodega boy
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Matty @axematty.com · 28/09/2026
the article telling you how to pronounce sauna is funny
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Matty @axematty.com · 28/09/2026
ohhhh www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...
ctvnews.ca
Floating sauna near NCC River House set to open this fall
A plan to build a floating sauna on the Ottawa River is one step closer to fruition with the National Capital Commission (NCC) announcing it is coming this fall.
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Matty @axematty.com · 27/09/2026
Because of what you said last night
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Matty @axematty.com · 27/09/2026
My not on call era is crazy
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Matty @axematty.com · 27/09/2026
Drunk, on the last bus home. The vibes are incredible
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Matty @axematty.com · 27/09/2026
Meet me at the beaver tail stand in the market for an ass kicking
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Matty @axematty.com · 27/09/2026
Oh boy
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Matty @axematty.com · 27/09/2026
Ball knower
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Matty @axematty.com · 27/09/2026
Owatto
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