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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
and i like that! 🎵
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
it’s a cloche/clutch moment 🔔
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
canaries galore 🪏
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
CLOCHE
yellow and red bird automaton in a bell jar
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
wild article, sharing it here for no reason … www.ibtimes.co.uk/taylor-swift...
INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS TIMES UK &
ENTERTAINMENT
Taylor Swift Prenup
Explained: How Scott Swift Protected Her $2B Fortune as Reports Say Travis Kelce
Agreed to It
Behind the fairy tale wedding sits a father, a contract and a pop empire too big to leave to trust alone.
By Welbert Bauyaban
Published 05 July 2026, 1:12 PM BST+ IBT UK
Taylor Swift's prenup has been quietly locked in ahead of her 3 July wedding to Travis Kelce in New York, with sources claiming the Eras star's father, Scott Swift, led negotiations to protect her estimated $2 billion fortune while Kelce accepted the deal without a fight.
Swift, 36, and NFL tight end Kelce, also 36, began dating in 2023, turning their relationship into one of the most obsessively tracked celebrity romances on the planet.
Long before the wedding at Madison Square Garden, attention had already turned to the legal fine print that would sit behind the romance, given the vast gap between Swift's net worth and Kelce's roughly $90 million career earnings.Inside Taylor Swift's Prenup And Scott Swift's Strategy
The Taylor Swift prenup, described by insiders as 'ironclad,' was reportedly developed over recent months in close consultation with her family and legal advisers. People familiar with the talks say the agreement is built to ringfence her core business assets, including master recordings, publishing rights, touring revenue, real estate and an expanding slate of film and television ventures.Nothing in love, or law, is ever completely bulletproof. But if the accounts of this Taylor Swift prenup are accurate, Scott Swift has done what he has always done in the background of his daughter's career, made absolutely sure the numbers are not left to chance.
TAYLOR SWIFT
© Copyright IBTimes 2026. All rights reserved.
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
WAG the dog
ts in the chiefs tunnel, gussied up in WAG drag: jorset and jorts, thigh high red boots, coin necklace, tiny black luggage purse
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
🤐🪧
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
it looks like he’s gonna pull her ribbon in a green ribbon sense :( lil diva head pop off
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
& the toronto raptors just welcomed kawhi back post salary-cap-scandal
In September 2023, 24] Torre launched a new podcast and web series called Pablo Torre Finds Out. 25] The show employs about 12 producers and editors, and combines original reporting and conversational content.
14] In an interview with Intelligencer, he described his motto in making the show as "take stupid things seriously" 3) Frequent guests on the show have included Le Batard, Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan, and John Skipper. 4. The show was initially sponsored by DraftKings, but the relationship ended in 2025 as part of what Torre described as a "conscious uncoupling"
due to the reputation of sports gambling companies. 3)
[26) Later that year, Pablo Torre Finds Out joined The Athletic, which is part of The New York Times. 27]
In September 2025, Torre broke the Los Angeles Clippers salary cap scandal, reporting that Steve Ballmer circumvented the NBA salary cap to compensate Los Angeles Clippers player Kawhi Leonard. 28) His work on the issue earned him the Pulitzer Prize for Audio Reporting. [29][30] The NBA conducted its own investigation into the Clippers' conduct, 31! ultimately resulting in the levying of what was described as "the largest punishment in league history" on the franchise. 32]
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the fact that pablo is reporting on this and he usually covers sports corruption is 👨🏻‍🍳💋
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
* patriarchy concurrent coalmine
still from patient zero mv of taylor’s finger spelling out “Run” from the splatter of spilled red wine on carpet
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
it was freezing in the palace
tweet from nuno @metmidnights:
“the orange bird…” 
on left: ts in fate of ophelia mv painted with orange bird and white dress
on right: ts in lwymmd mv swinging in a birdcage like satine, dressed in orange screenshot of text from EW article: 
“The singing and dancing bird, only one of two in existence, was intended as "a piece of sculpture,
" co-owner Adam Rubin told
New York magazine's Curbed. Long before
"Molly" caught Clarkson's eye, other Art of Play patrons also inquired about the bird, so the shop added a $15,000 price tag to gauge "serious interest" for the bird's creator, an artisan "who lives in the woods" named Bliss Kolb.
All that changed after Clarkson visited Art of Play on Saturday and subsequently ranted online about "being treated like
Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman." Within three days, the singer's post on X surpassed 45 million views.” photoshopped poster for PRETTY MAN from new heights podcast live; ts in a long black high-neck dress back to back with tk in a red tee, sweats, running shoes. the tagline reads: “He walked off the field, into her life, and stole her heart.” tk is pulling a ribbon from ts’ neck like julia roberts pulled richard gere’s tie. ts in patient zero album art: looking sideways at the camera wearing a long black high-neck dress, her back exposed up against a grey concrete wall.
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
U should, U don’t, U did
off-brand emoji of blonde woman raising one hand beside her hair like ta-da
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
people often greatly underestimate just how far they’ll inconvenience themselves to prove a point
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
! how many canaries must we sacrifice in this Big Tech coalmine??? this article says Molly’s likely a northern yellow warbler… all the puzzles/illusions in the store are so interesting! or should i say, dazzling defector.com/i-met-the-tw...
Since the whole fiasco started, Art of Play has pinned an Instagram post from September with a photo of Molly under the text "Our favorite items not for sale."
But this post is not, as this text might suggest, a list of items that are literally not for sale, but rather a list of
experiences considered priceless, such as "solving a puzzle" or "discovering the unexpected."Ben's arrival allowed me to escape to the front of the store, where I was helped again by another helpful employee who told me how to operate the kaleidoscope I held. As I held my eye up to the tube and turned the brass ring, the rainbow in my eyes began morphing. There were too many colors and shapes to keep track of; as soon as I concentrated on one squiggle or
crystal, something else reformed in my periphery. I understood the pattern was too intricate and the perspectives too multitudinous, for me to comprehend on my own. A kaleidoscope makes these illusions by tilting two or more mirrors at each other; what you see are not real designs but reflections.
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@shoegal24.bsky.social kelly bird drama
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
😭
tweet from Jill Gutowitz
@jillboard
i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're kelly clarkson and molly, a one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton who plays an important role in the magic shows at art of play that's permanently attached to the wall and isn't for sale?
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
omg it’s such a bizarre story ew.com/kelly-clarks...
ew.com
Bird at center of Kelly Clarkson controversy now costs $15M, as Brooklyn shop owner claims ‘asymmetrical social warfare’
Amid an ongoing feud with Kelly Clarkson, Brooklyn store Art of Play has raised the price of the animatronic bird that caught the singer’s eye to $15 million ‘due to popular demand.’
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the truth is out there, like it’s stranger/sweeter than fiction
static.klipy.com
Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully in The X-Files
ALT: Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully in The X-Files
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
went from being electrocuted to becoming the lightning rod ⚡️ being experimented on —> self-experimentation
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the kelly bird drama started just 2 days after this convo here
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i was enchanted to meet you ⚙️🕊️
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
beam me up! 0_0
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“the emperor received a new gift: a jeweled nightingale automaton that also sang. This nightingale's song was pretty, but always the same. The real nightingale, no longer appreciated, flew out of the palace while no one was looking.”
en.wikipedia.org
The Nightingale (fairy tale) - Wikipedia
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i’ve had the song Twiggy by Remi Wolf stuck in my head for months specifically when she sings “swinging back and forth like a cuckoo clooock”
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
it’s this always
static.klipy.com
Smosh Angela Giarratana: Math Confusion
ALT: Smosh Angela Giarratana: Math Confusion
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
crazy way to get “bird automaton” into the news
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
t0rtured p0ets dep0rtment
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
so karma mv day (5/26) is bad blood 🫢
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i’ve had awooga-eyes for this talk since you announced it!! i’ll be at a family wedding but perhaps i can sneak a peek 💒📱
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🎺 🎉
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
hahahah it’s all too much!!
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this is so funnny and could also be pointing to DreamWorks for a reason! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DreamWo...
Canadian singer-songwriter Rufus Wainwright was the first artist to be signed to the new record label, in early
1996. Another early signing, George Michael, joined the label after a legal dispute with Sony Music Entertainment. As part of the settlement with Sony, they allowed future Michael albums to have US/Canadian distribution by the new DreamWorks Records label, with international distribution going to Virgin Records. 8
Wainwright later noted that he and Michael, two of the label's earliest signings, were both homosexual, with label founder Geffen himself being homosexual. 9] The logo for the label was the last project completed by artist Roy Lichtenstein. The distinctive design, incorporating a musical note in the artist's trademark
"dream balloon," debuted on the packaging for Beautiful Freak, the first album from Los Angeles-based band Eels, and the second release from the record company. o! The record label's first release, George Michael's Older album, had featured DreamWorks' more well-known logo of a boy fishing and sitting on a moon crescent. This moon logo has been used for non-music divisions of DreamWorks, and was later turned into a 25 second long CGI opening logo, when the main division DreamWorks Pictures began releasing films in late 1997.
[11]After DreamWorks Records' dissolution, former executive Scott Borchetta formed Big Machine Records in late 2005, signing several country music acts to the label.77] Borchetta also signed Show Dog Records in partnership with Toby Keith, 78) although Keith dropped his association with the latter label in 2005. Meanwhile, Borchetta signed Taylor Swift to Big Machine Records.
[79] The latter label merged with Universal South Records to become Show Dog-Universal Music.
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
they call the yellow M&M classically dim-witted but i think he’s onto something here ! He once was quoted saying that the first thing he would do if today was his last day ever is ‘wake up.’
The orange M&M previously wore his shoes untied, but now will have them tied in an effort to represent his cautious nature, according to Mars.
The red M&M - voiced by cartoon icon Billy West in commercials and often vacillating between leader and bully toward the other M&M's - will be adjusted to be more kind to his fellow characters.
The yellow M&M, classically dim-witted, appears to remain so. He once was quoted saying that the first thing he would do if today was his last day ever is 'wake up.'
Mars hopes these changes will show the importance of 'self-expression and power of community.’
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
incredible innovation happening at Mars corp
what appears to be a stock photo of a bald white man. caption from daily mail: 
“Mars has shifted the M&M's brand in recent years multiple times in attempts to appear more progressive, with new CEO Poul Weihrauch (pictured) looking to continue the trend”The beautiful curvy purple m&m stands in front of a red curtain with a closed-mouth smile and her arms out like ta-dah. 
caption:
“The Mars US-based company has debuted
'Purple' - the first ever female peanut M&M spokescandy, who has been designed to represent acceptance and inclusivity”
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
throwing shine, not shade 🌞 but give them back their cunty shoes! 💚🤎
Mars, the maker of the candies, has been criticized in the past for making the green M&M too sexy, and either pushing a rivalry or a possible flirtation with the brown M&M.The solution appears to be the green M&M losing her stiletto boots in favor of sneakers and the brown M&M wearing slightly lower heels than before to what Mars spokespersons called a 'professional height.'
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
flip that script, mamas!
Daily Mail News
“There will be milk chocolate, peanut and peanut butter versions of the upside down packages, showing how women 'are flipping how they define success.' “

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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
fully obsessed w this 2023 daily mail article about m&m gaylore. we used to have this thing called journalism! www.dailymail.com/news/article...
green and brown m&m pictured holding hands on the beach with caption from daily mail article: 
“The all-female package - upside down, to show how powerful women have 'flipped the status quo' will be the first time the brown and green M&M's have been featured together since a viral tweet from 2015 of the two characters holding hands on the beach”This viral tweet from 2015 of the two characters holding hands on the beach, posted two days after the Supreme Court effectively legalized gay marriage, led to rampant speculation on the web of a possible flirtation between them. Now, Mars says their relationship is based on the two
'together throwing shine and not shade'
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this was an actual post from 2015!
M&M'S® Brand o @mmschocolate
It's rare Ms. Brown and I get to spend time together without some colorful characters barging in. - Ms. Green
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the daily mail’s framing of it is dumb but m&ms did release an upside down edition to support women flipping the status quo lmao
dailymail.com
M&Ms launches woke female-only special edition bag of candy
M&M's will be honoring women with an 'all-female' packages to celebrate female empowerment and attempt to shake things up in a continued shift toward progressive branding.
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
2 Hers
the green and brown m&m sit on a bench on the beach holding hands
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🎧😏
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
synchronicities galore !
illustration of a thanksgiving cornucopia, or horn of plenty, filled with a bounty of gourds and corn
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
deep blue but you painted me golden @the7wivesofrh.bsky.social
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
nostalgia is a weapon you use to hurt yourself
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
and they were protesting laws known as Section 28 👀 28 like karma
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
omg thank u id started to believe that i dreamed this
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
happy birthday!! 🎂
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Kate McKinnon's Lesbian Salute
ALT: Kate McKinnon's Lesbian Salute
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[‘su:mɑ:] @awosome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
thinking of “ballad of songbirds and snakes” of course, but also songbird by fleetwood mac! christine mcvie ❤️
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