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Christopher Walsh

@awkwardisallowed.bsky.social
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Hi. I hope I’ll be interesting. Same handle on Instagram (I was splunge2000 on Twitter). He/him

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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 6h
Re: I know something about you
Eminem in “8 Mile,” in the final rap battle, about to (as they say) “drop bombs” to win against the other young rapper he’s pitted against. A large audience watches.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 8h
someone in that thread said that they look like Eborsisk the two-headed dragon from WILLOW and, I can see it
A two-headed dragon in front of a fantqsy castle in the movie “Willow.” The heads look mean and also look like they have a huge rock in each of their heads.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
*J Kwon voice* PAUL ATREIDES IS VERY BAD
Empire Magazine's cover photo of Dune Three's Timothy Chalamet as Paul Atreides, seemingly disintegrating. Symbolic!
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
She definitely creates a... (Now this almost seems too easy, compared to what Ms. Lichtman does)
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Screengrab of the reel. A little kid with ear protection gets lifted onstage so he can stage dive. Captioned “Hardcore band letting this boy stage dive safely is the most wholesome thing you’ll see today.” From account of Justin Johnston.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Dig, if you will, the picture…”
Rod Serling talks to you.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No, The Kurgan, it’s that you’re scary and/or off-putting.
In “Highlander,” Clancy Brown’s Kurgan is in a church and he tries to joke with nuns. The nuns go away. Kurgan says “Nuns! No sense of humor.”
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
An Instagrammer I follow is doing a rewatch of the entirety of TWIN PEAKS. This is gonna make me miss Jack Nance even more than usual.
Jack Nance as Pete, the good man if sad man who’s the one who found Laura Palmer dead. He stands outside his and wife Catherine’s house, wearing a hat and flannel.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There should be a Ricky Bobby Halloween special, TALLADEGA FRIGHTS
Ricky Bobby screams.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I like seeing launches.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
From earlier at the 82nd Ave. MAX station. What if one of these had been BLOOD ON THE TRACKS?
Records, as in LPs, dropped onto the light rail tracks.Looking down the track and at the records.One record is a recording of Beethoven's Fifth Synphony.I think this is an Anne Murray album?
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A few minutes ago I got thinking of 6-Twelve, a convenience store chain in Maryland that competed with 7-Eleven (and whose stores were open from 6 a.m. to 12 midnight), then I ordered breakfast and got
Order Six-Twelve from McDonald's.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Reposted with alt text
First image: laughing DeCaprio from "Django Unchained" redrawn as Christ, captioned "I got killed and resurrected after three days. Second image: Christa Pike, a Tennessee prisoner whose execution was botched, captioned "Hold my beer."
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some Mia Sara appreciation, why not (I got reminded of TIMECOP)
Mia Sara as the wife of Jean-Claude Van Damme's time cop in "TimeCop." JCVD stands behind her as she admires a mall store display. This scene has a cool twist involving Sara's character which I won't spoil.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good. Post yours!
The poster for 1998's "Deep Rising," a monster film Stephen Sommers directed before "The Mummy." The poster shows a woman screaming, ocean waves, and the slogan "Full scream ahead." "Deep Rising" is very R-rated, gross, and hilarious, with a good, game cast.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Later, I started also appreciating Jane Wiedlin.
Jane Wiedlin in the same video (sorry about the image quality). She dances in a fountain while wearing a green dress. Her dark hair is in a pixie cut.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Vader, what's your favorite Subaru? "Impreza."
Darth Vader in the carbonite chamber.An Impreza (red).
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Be cute AND be able and willing to throw hands #Buffy #Willow #Riley
Willow tells Buffy's new boyfriend Riley "and remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel." Riley's surprised. Willow adds "a vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!"
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Crescent moon above the Max station
Waning crescent in pre-dawn darkness, above a bus stop wall. A large dark area of the Moon is visible thanks to reflected light from Earth.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope so, because if you weren't...
Someone wrote "I was here" on a TriMet Max stop fare reader.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This club sandwich (the current special at Beulahland) plus fries requires video. No surprise, it's also gooooooooood.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At Beulah. "The Killing Moon" just started playing.
Me plus decorations, usual and Halloween.Moscow Mule.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Actually, for most people in America, the answer is no. Please let this added protein thing be a fad that fades.
A bread ad (I cut out the brand) says "Need more protein?"
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
Mister Krabs looks confused.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...not "tissue for facials"?
Facial tissue.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A bit of the Moon.
Waning crescent moon this morning, seen through a barrier on the top floor of a parking garage. The sky around the moon is pre-dawn purplish.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anakin Skywalker rides an ele-Vader It’s foreshadowing
Obi-Wan and Anakin head up to see Padme early in “Attack of the Clones.”
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, I’d make a case for RUNAWAY TRAIN (1985), **for which he was Oscar-nominated**, but, point! #EricRoberts
The film’s poster, showing the titular train, star Eric Roberts, star and fellow Oscar nominee Jon Voight, and the strong and reliable Rebecca DeMornay.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Try tai chi, it’s easier on your feet
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, a photo
Peppers stuffed with meat and cheese, plus an Italian soda and a view out a front window. Trees and a neighborhood community center, don’t you know.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Take my hand, we’ll make it
Ice Wear.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've-earned-it-damnit ramen
Traditional (non-spicy) pork ramen from Hissho Sushi, on Concourse D. I'll see how well I do with chopsticks. (I also have a spoon.)
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
From a quiet part of the airport.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hanging out briefly at the airport after work. I can watch planes!
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clouds (not a haboob, thank goodness)
Gray, foggy clouds near P.D.X., in an otherwise sunny sky. Parked planes from Alaska Air are in the foreground.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do I look tired? It's been a Day.
Me. My eyelids may be lower than normal for this time of day.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The new doors between the terminal and the MAX station
Wide shot from inside. Greenish floor leads to a revolving door flanked by two airlock-style doors.Zoomed in. The revolving door is turned off and opened so people can still get through it. The open door frames the station, where the train I'm now on awaits. A few minutes later, another train stopped on the other track, people disembarked, then my train left.

Many people who hate public transit are scared of all this. Oh, you can politicize photo notes?
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Cover of "Varney the Vampire, or the Feast of Blood," a serially-published pulp novel that's 667,000 words long. A skeletal vampire threatens a woman.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YAY GIR SIGHTING #Zim #Doom
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welcome to Cocteauber (celebrating the work of Jean Cocteau)
A male poet is about to walk through a mirror in Cocteau's 1950 film "Orpheus."
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not my current mood
Looking angry and mean, hand like a claw.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alaska Air jets, including a Tiana's Bayou Adventure plane and a University of Washington plane
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ALMOST TO HALLOWEEN MONTH at Space Monkey Coffee
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Capone holds a bat in "The Untouchables."
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A poem.
For You and Yours
by Christopher Walsh, 9/25/2018-9/27/2018

A welcoming entrance at front or the side
The hoped-for whimsy of a garden gnome
The plant-facing windows you could open wide —
You hope it all adds up to home.

Enough in the pantry to satisfy you
And bookshelves, stuffed, ranged from comic to tome
A place to get crafty, with cuttings or glue —
You hope it all adds up to home.

No steps in the stairwell that creak when they're touched
The privacy spots when you want time alone
Some well-padded chairs; if you need it, a hutch —
You hope it all adds up to home.

Some handsome and roomy rooms, furnished with zest
A lit-enough bathroom: space for your comb
Sufficiently bedded for everyone's rest —
You hope it all adds up to home.

A place you can stop, and you don't have to go
Where you can find comfort after you roam
Relaxing and loving and getting to grow —
You hope it all adds up to home.
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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