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Akwardhardon

@awkwardhardon.bsky.social
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24m, Melbourne, straight. I love chubby girls and weight gain

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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 1h
Do it next year too. It sucks we're so far gone from the Holden VS Ford era now, instead just Camaros and Mustangs fighting each other, but they added Supras this year which I wasn't expecting, apparently for the first time since 1992. It's nice to see variety now that there's no local manufacturing
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 1h
I watched the Burthurst 1000 for the first time today. I started around lap 34ish and kept it in the background while I drew and messed around with beamng mods. It was a good watch, and surprisingly had a record streak of no safety car for almost the entire race. I'm glad I tuned in, I'll have to-
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 1h
I'd stay high all the time on that belly~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 1h
She need pancakes in the morning~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 1h
Remember when the internet wasn't ruled by the powers that be censoring everything?
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 1h
Peak drunkard~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 1h
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American Pie MILF Scene
ALT: American Pie MILF Scene
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 1h
"So I can have you coming around every Saturday asking for milk? I don't think so."
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 1h
If anything would make me believe that dreams were a view into alternate reality lives of yourself, those irl crush dreams are it. I don't actually believe they are, but for those other versions of me, I hope they are.
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 1h
I've never had a celebrity crush dream. I wished to dream I got certain transformers toys as a kid, I never did. I've done that at least twice as an adult, and waking up from those sucks so hard I hope it doesn't happen again. I've had 4 dreams with irl crushes, they were... interesting.
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 1h
It's not like we haven't dabbled before~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 1h
It's a closed loop~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 1h
Bro treated this like I treat male characters in weight gain stories XD
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 1h
"Woah bare belly, bam-ba-lam woah bare belly, bam-ba-lam~" 🎶
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 15h
That he wishes to make a meal~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 15h
Wait until this man writes a magic story~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 15h
You know how much I wanted to dream that I was with my crushes, or lived in a world with real transformers? I can count how many I've had of both on my hands. Lame arse subconscious.
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 15h
"Okay, even if that’s how simple it worked, I'm not lactating. I never have. I just have big boobs."
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Alexandra Daddario The White Lotus
ALT: Alexandra Daddario The White Lotus
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 15h
The same used in the above and below~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 15h
That's the best excuse for outdoor sex I've ever heard~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 15h
Like that previous thread demonstrated, searching damn near anything will produce results
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 15h
"We gotta pump those numbers up."
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 15h
Damn right we did
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Smokin Celebs @smokincelebs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Testing.. Testing... Testing... If you see this, post a hot picture down below....
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 15h
Gladly~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All the posts I made this morning were inspired from me searching "30" "after" and "sweat" and scrolling the numerous results from them. I did not expect to see so much good stuff in there lmao
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Which is why Dafne is a guaranteed fantastic investment~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Someone's gotta~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In racing, every kilo matters~ 😆
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wanna smack~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shelf in progress~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"That's not how that works. They really took you out of a lot of school for runway didn't they?"
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I'm. In."
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Because she doesn't have enough~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Her canon name~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I could say the same about you and my tops."
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Of course not, I just wanna know what your plan is."
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Girl's gotta get her freak on~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fatme~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Respectfully, I think you'd stretch any of my bottoms out."
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"What are you gonna do?"
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah she want on a whole thing about how she poops like 8 times a day, and they're solid healthy ones too, and just loves it. Girl.👏 Is.👏 A.👏 Freak!👏
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"That's my other swimsuit. That's all."
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"...why? What do you wanna know?"
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
To be fair, she already has been: "People should be jerking it man." "Venom, yeah that's a fantasy for sure." "I love pooping, it's the best part of my day. It feels so good."
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Haha, you got me there. Hey eyes up here."
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Abell46s Reface
ALT: Abell46s Reface
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Yeah... we think her tendencies may be somehow stronger than us three combined. I don't think she intends for Emma to stay a stick, at least not after what she saw the other day."
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Those days are loooong gone, like the days of Billie being a closeted freak~
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"You do realise the penis isn't the only orifice you can put it in right?"
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Akwardhardon @awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"She's been talking about Emma in... particular ways... ways that you've spoken about me before, or Danny you."
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