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awkwardspiritanimals

@awkspiritanimal.bsky.social
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empire records, open 'til midnight, this is zoe. i don't want to brag but i've been put in charge of morale.

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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 6h
up almost 34 going into halftime and, again, i also have a player that can still earn points still actively sweating this
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 7h
bijan so powerful that i'm nervous about losing in fantasy because my opponent has him and one other player i'm currently up almost 40 points and i also have a player in the game tonight
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 7h
just realized planet zoo 2 comes out right before fall break, i'm going to *disappear* into this game
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
excuse me, super mega doodoo
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the chargers offense is truly doodoo
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the genuine relief i felt at nebraska remaining unranked and thus Unperceived was incredible
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
both the pens and huskers with very 'they don't ask how, they ask how many' wins yesterday and i can appreciate that
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my affection for anthony colandrea grows a dangerous amount each game, he's delightful
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a lot of my anger about this in particular was the commentators glazing maryland's offense when it was so clear they had four big plays and were otherwise garbage
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THANK YOU FOR GETTING YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, DO NOT EMBARRASS ME MORE
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
doing this shit in the most frustrating way possible is so fucking stupid
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
googling 'is it okay to be annoyed by a fantasy match-up you won by 80 points' and having the ai invalidate my feelings
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
last year was actually year six, heading now into year seven. got our first four star, won our fourth straight rb heisman, best player on the roster is still currently our groza winning, 88 overall kicker from tampa. had a down year overall, didn't mind because nebraska won the natty over oklahoma.
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a business-like conference win on the road where the defense held stout until the offense got its feet under itself a couple times? against a vaguely competent opponent? forcing multiple turnovers while not committing any of their own? my football team did that? well, go big red and all that
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
made all the kids in my 6th period watch pca's steal for 40/40, then cheered during the staff meeting when they won the game, gotta love day games
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1) haener was fucking slangin' while also looking the most hurt i've ever seen a football player looking 2) it's a little comical seeing how much bigger ucla's guys are and how they're throwing the fresno state guys around... and then the fresno state guys hop right back up for some more
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my fantasy team is the 20th maine, and i currently have the gettysburg jeff daniels 'bayonets' meme as my picture, but i'm seriously considering the fix bayonets/maine outline helmet
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol the seahawks have been playing for about 2 minutes and jsn already has 15 points in my fantasy league
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
shoutout to hurts for salvaging a real life game against a titans team that got their heads kicked in by the new york football jets last week, and also my fantasy game
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
overall just a generally competent non-con schedule for the huskers there. lots of things to like and a few things that need to be cleaned up as the level of competition jumps. at the very least, they found out that they have a few Dudes, and that's important.
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
nebraska's blocking just looks so much better in every way this year, not just the offensive line
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
GODDAMN
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i think the reason maptap has stuck for me when so many daily games have not is not that i like geography (which i do), but that i love learning shit. dropped an 'ooh, interesting' and a 'hmm, fascinating' as i read through the stories today. it's the good shit.
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you know when buffalo jumped out to the big lead i said to myself that the way for detroit to get back into this is by throwing touchdowns to sam laporta, because i'm a genius* *have him on my fantasy football team
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i would like to say that i think the guy who took josh allen in the second round of our fantasy draft, like three rounds before anyone else took a qb, made a good call
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
legitimately everything about planet zoo 2 looks so good, i'm going to disappear into that for about a month and a half when it drops
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
would like to point out (again with awareness of the opponent) this was another week where nebraska either scored on their explosive plays OR scored red zone touchdowns after them instead of getting stuffed and having to settle for a field goal attempt.
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
now heading into year seven, made the cfb last year and got bounced in the first round. so obviously still work to do, but also i opened up the mac preseason all americans and laughed because literally all but one of them are on kent state.
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
goddamn the running back passing game is SEXY this year
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
y'all i spent ALL SUMMER trying to convince husker fans that colandrea was if nothing else extremely fun and probably at least *good* and nobody would buy it and i feel so vindicated so far
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i know this is a bad mac team who lost to an fcs team last week. i still think it is a very good sign that the only time the defense gave up double digit yards on a drive, that drive proceeded to end on an interception made out of Doing Your Job and Effort.
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
incredible dude vibes coming off jamal rule, and definite dude warnings pinging on gilmer and colandrea (we already know what dudes barney and hunter are)
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
... maybe should have just played the correct osu there, duckers
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
listen i win either way. michigan losing after last week is Right, but oklahoma losing is Always Right.
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
was worried for a minute about having jsn as wr1 in fantasy, but i have been reminded now to never doubt 1) jsn and 2) drew lock
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
pretty happy with my fantasy team for our school league, although i didn't realize until i was done drafting that both my qbs have the same bye week. that's fairly easy to fix though. i wasn't the first person to draft a qb this year (someone took allen very early) but i was the first to draft a k.
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
completely broke right now but very tempted to reactivate my dormant espn account just for this one
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
...as a nebraska fan, that might legit be enough to have me root for ohio state in the game this year. and not just root for them, but want them to hang 70. and that's going to be *after* osu kicks my team's head in.
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
watching both the big boy football formations and the way colandrea moves has me feeling some kind of way
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
actively choosing to not complain about a game in which we scored 7 touchdowns and won by 28, warts and all. will say the new jerseys look fine up close and incredibly plain in the all 22 because you can't really see the shoulder stripes. but once again, they didn't touch the helmets, so whatever.
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
jamal rule, mekhi nelson, isaiah mozee, every single one of you has my sword and oh boy, anthony colandrea, i'm going to fall so hard
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
just saw a gamefly ad in the year of our lord 2026... and you know what, good for them
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
joseph j. ellis just dropped the phrase 'the ever saucy abigail adams,' i really need nobody to ever tell me if he sucks, like i need you to just hold onto that knowledge and bear that burden for both of us
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the way nebraska going belt to ass on texas improves my day is not measurable on traditional human scales
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
taskmaster 14 might have the best teams of all time, in part because the entire cast is so good individually and as a collective, but there's a part of me that wants to see what a team of dara/sarah would have done to a team of munya/fern/john
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
okay genuine question, i feel like i spend a just above average amount of time paying attention to cubs prospects and i knew jack shit about pedro ramirez. did other people know about him and i just somehow completely missed this?
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i continue to read literary fiction books even though i only end up enjoying about 25% of them, and i could not possibly explain why
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this is not entirely typical because i sub at basically just the one middle school where i also coach, and these kids in particular had me for one class or another for about 75% of last year, but it gives you an idea
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if you want to know what substitute teaching can be like, today in one class i read a couple chapters of my book and did a crossword in between laps, and in another two classes i got into arguments with roughly fifteen 12 year olds about whether it's okay to call gru from 'despicable me' evil
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awkwardspiritanimals @awkspiritanimal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i've been finishing this since i got it the christmas before last, marking it as finished felt *so good*
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