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HorseHalves

@awk716.bsky.social
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📍Stable, genius. Shirking responsibility for Happiness since ‘91. If you are here for the MindBrainBoostPack, well, that’s been in your heart this whole time… 😘

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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 11h
Why would we need our spirits lifted? Why would we need our spirits lifted, Don?!
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 11h
Evil and Stupid in equal measure.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We all know Salad Fork has teeth… so fucking weird where she chooses to show em.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
”his lack of awareness of womens sports seems a perfect device of his own making, and given the climate of distraction I…” No. ”oh yeah! he really ate a big ol turd pie there! DID. YOU. SEE. SEN. BRITTS. FACE?!? Holy heck, could he’ve sack tapped himself harder?jeezoman!” See don’t even gotta cuss
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I dunno, feel like “I would say they got their comeuppance” is exactly the feckless shit people have come to know and hate Dems for. Just say he kicked himself in the dick. People will commit fraud to vote for you then.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We need AI safeguards because these Presidents are starting to get rendered all weird.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Frogs. They did frogs dirty too.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love a good tut-tut. Gotta tut-tut these cunts hard right? To keep the media hygienic. Keep the socials pure. Let the nuance flow. Tut-tut til you can’t tut no more.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we are all famously in love with our cell plans
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How the fuck is Rick Scott a public figure?
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, I work w a dude named Jeremy, 36, who has a similar aesthetic.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so much
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Couldn’t believe I wasn’t following him. He has been consistent on the Trump beat since day 1.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They yearn for Clinton on the tarmac
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just saw abc report Schmitt calling him a scumbag but nothing about making a false claim about his attending a Hawks game.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a crazy deep conspiracy theory to latch on to. The streams are all crossing.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not the dumbest Atlanta-based shit I’ve seen today, despite the effort
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am here for it.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Get your people” They aren’t mine, thanks.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think the president should be using taxpayer dollars to buy ads for himself. It’s illegal, undemocratic and wrong—stealing from the public and abusing state power to try to tilt an election in his party’s favor—which I think is bad, not good. Sorry to get so partisan, but that’s how I feel.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like the idea that there is no AI bubble if AI works and sweet baby jesus we are still on the internet 27 years after the “dot com” bubble.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The AG as administration spokesperson is a new one.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man, the author of that Choosin Texas RS article is not a very good writer.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I heard it once in it’s entirety at a food court in the Buffalo Zoo in August. That‘s it. I knew it wasn’t Taylor because it doesn‘t have that hazy compression and flat delivery.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you were there in the 90’s you might be forgiven if you didn’t know Cake was the band we wanted Rage Against the Machine to be.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
did I miss the twee revival?
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, you just aren’t very imaginative, I’m guessing.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You obviously missed my tone which was meant to dismiss your weird othering. If you didn’t know Elon was dumb a decade ago…
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sounds like a great reason to have technocratic overlords or something. 🙄
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These guys don’t talk semicolon my guy.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Human Trafficking“ is a messy shorthand for a rabbit hole you can find yourself… lol.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do you think I’m not TRYING to be simple? Do you not know who we are trying to convince here?
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So what?
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Deadwood not in the top-10 and you want to talk about Justified?!? (I wanna talk about Justified, too)
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Then I give em the old “politicians man, politics sucks”
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I live in a very red area and have only been negging Trump in ways they hate (they think data centers are a front for human trafficking and who am I to argue?)
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me when I have to go below 10 to find Deadwood.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really need people to be honest about the difference between Zorhan and Joe wrt messaging being 75% fuckability. (They are better at socials)
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Streamer-to-Congressperson-to-Streamer pipeline is nearly complete!
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw some Brazilian beef in the wild. Cheap.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The guys who don’t need no stinking government sure love the government.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, man. That’s a stink I haven’t smelled in a while.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oligarchs. The word for very rich businesspeople directly connected to the top of the government and playing a role in high-level government functions is “oligarchs.” Way beyond lobbying, donating, and advisory councils. Trump brought them on his trip to China too. America has oligarchs now.
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HorseHalves @awk716.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
saw someone suggest that a republican led house that lost the senate may choose to impeach, and I need people to smoke less crack.
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