Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 11/08/2026We have one snail. Snails are hermaphrodites. Our snail has made its own babies, possibly out of boredom. 020
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Gordon enjoying his new terrace. #PlacesGordonSleeps 010
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Gordon, you can't come with me on the plane. #PlacesGordonSleeps 020
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Gordon's favorite place is between two thighs. #PlacesGordonSleeps 010
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Carol climbs right onto me now. Of course, they leave a trail of slime and poop on me, but it's a small price to for these bonding moments. 😁 110
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I gave the snail a taste of freedom. They really enjoyed it, but I had to change clothes. #snail #caracol 110
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 11/04/2026He's not sleeping, but I want to keep the photos together. #PlacesGordonSleeps 020
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The IKEA flag has been consumed. The snail is comatose from their delicious meal. 000
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 07/04/2026 Carol has discovered their new favorite food - the paper flags that come with IKEA food. 020
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Carol Cole is living the high life with a whole romaine lettuce base. 000
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I think he may have gotten upset when I told him he hadn't hit Time Cube level yet. 010
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 07/03/2026There is something seriously wrong with this guy. 210
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 05/03/2026This little guy came to our house in a head of red leaf lettuce, but appears to prefer romaine. 010
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 30/01/2026 Gordon has no idea how to play with laser pointers. 001
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I have some that are even louder, but too long to upload. 000
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Sometimes, for extra fun, they leave the door open and play music loud enough so they can hear it over the banging and sawing and drilling, too. 000
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Ok, this is more like the normal power tool noise. 000
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 20/01/2026That was from the restaurant on the ground floor. They're also completely renovating the apartment below us. 100
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Two months of this. Two. Months. They're not even half finished. 200
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 14/01/2026More awful people on reddit. This one apparently lives in a cave. I don't know how he can have a phone and not know any examples of ICE brutality 020
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Twitter isn't the only place where horrible people hang out. 020
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Guy thinks that Renee Good was the one who did a hit and run... 000
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 09/01/2026The husband was shot twice, the wife was shot once. ICE bullets are magic! Portland, I hope someone recorded this so the shooters can face consequences for their actions. 010
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Turns out they may have committed the heinous sin of being a little bit darker than white. 010
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 25/12/2025@hungaboonga.bsky.social Not American, but vocally pro-Trump, pro-ICE, pro-Russia, and anti-trans. Well worth blocking. 000
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 24/12/2025After a couple of days of antibiotics and steroids, Gordon is already feeling better. #PlacesGordonSleeps 030
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 22/12/2025This one is drunk on kool-aid. Not even worth reporting before blocking. 020
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Exactly what you'd expect from a guy named Claudio Manuel Neves-Valente. /sarcasm 120
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 17/12/2025He has to send in troops to take back the land they stole from us. /sarcasm 010
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 13/12/2025@stpkernst.bsky.social did you see this imposter? 101
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Show me your evidence that people were thrown off this app for requesting AFAB matches only. 000
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 02/12/2025In fact, Her is listed quite specifically as an LGBTQ dating app, so where's the deception? Oh, I forgot that you just lie. 100
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I imagine he thinks that everyone can just tell who's a cis man and who's a trans man, even though they regularly accuse cis women of being trans... 100
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Nobody is forcing anyone to learn how to enjoy intimate acts with people who aren't attractive to them. This guy isn't about "women's rights," but "I don't want sex with icky trans people." (There's an easy way to avoid that...) 110
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 01/12/2025"Without sex-based rights, women cannot have any rights" is destined to become a classic. 230
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Now I'll never know whether it was homeopathy, prayer, or magnets that healed her! 000
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Since you mentioned this book, BTW, you could always focus on homeopathy, prayer, and magnets to narrow down the "alternative treatments that worked." 000
Alison Meyer @awithonelison.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Set something up for him near the radiator. #PlacesGordonSleeps 010
