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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 4h

Good to know! Either I’ll excel and get 80 points or they’ll all struggle and I’ll end on 35 with everyone else on 80 😂

Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 7h

Here it is! Same team as EVERYONE ELSE for GW7 with a punt to see if Belloumi continues to outperform his stats. Got a FT still but don’t really see any need to use it. Best of luck to you all!

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Man what a week up to Sunday! I can imagine how disappointing the toon points would be but on balance can’t complain!

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I would say which of those options would you regret the most. Better to regret something you’ve done than something you wish you’d done.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Hasn’t finalised yet. Don’t worry he’ll come in.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Gvardiol on 4 assists and a goal in 6 gameweeks is pretty impressive. Doesn’t need clean sheets if he’s getting more GI than most midfielders

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I keep a pack with me because it’s happened a couple of times

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Honestly if I opened the app and saw a 15 point bench jam I would immediately reach climax

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I have Groß, De Cuyper, Pedro and Rogers, Calafiori, with only Saka to have played and not returned so far, and I’m still on a 20k red arrow

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Fingers crossed. I honestly think if I won the lottery the first thing I would do is buy the best tickets I could find. Then take the rest of the mortgage afterwards 😂

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ah man. I’ve got a ticket stub somewhere from seeing them at Maine Road with my old man and it’s I think one of the best experiences of my life. I haven’t given up hope yet of getting to see them somewhere.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Nah. Missed out on the new tour too. Gutted. The doc didn’t ease my devastation at missing out either. Did you?

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I feel like that’s kind of a pretty accurate reflection of Liam and Noel though. They’ve probably just thought ‘Fuck all that. Water under the bridge. Let’s move on.’ Probably didn’t want to dig too deep in case it kicked off again!

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Yea the other half’s away this weekend so I went down a bit of a rabbit hole last night. I’ve got an old oasis anthology LP set from about 20 years ago somewhere that I’m looking for but I think it’s in the loft.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I was 12 when Definitely Maybe came out and Oasis were no small part in me and most of my friends’ adolescence. Obviously it’s a generational thing but for me the greatest British band of all time.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Watched that Oasis doc on Disney and I’d honestly forgotten how much the band meant to me

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Hands up if you’ve been punished YET AGAIN by a Brighton player but you still don’t intend to bring them in.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Me after scaring a pigeon INTO a Greggs this lunchtime after the lady forgot to give me any sauce on my bacon roll and I didn’t realise until I got in to work and sat down to eat it.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

They should have to say ‘to me’ ‘to you’ with each pass or lose possession.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

As a man of culture I am just watching Passport to Pimlico, followed by The Third Man then Dr Strangelove. Then this evening; David Duchovny in The Red Shoe Diaries.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Last season I had the best start I’ve ever had then it went to shit as soon as I started eating several mince pies a day. This season I’ve also had a great start so I’m still going to eat a load of mince pies and see if it’s a quirk of my management style.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Haaland is a generational talent that much is not in doubt. But can he do it on a rainy night at AFC Telford? We’ll find out in 2027.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I know I said gameweek 10 for mince pies but I just had my first of this Yuletide season and it was cracking.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He’s not the right age but Stephen Graham would be awesome at it too.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tenuously related but I have an ongoing struggle in my mind over who would be awesome as a young Jackson Lamb if they did a series of him in the Cold War. There’s no obvious candidate is the answer.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Quite windy out in Leeds! I almost got sucked off by a lorry as it passed me!

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This Man City news is the biggest scandal since it came out that a kid in my secondary schools mum was in readers wives.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just saw a Korean film called Hope and it was honestly one of the most mental films I’ve ever seen. The whole thing was absolutely batshit.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Getting really tempted to swap from a petrol to an EV. Fuel is silly money and I don’t think it’s going to get any better any time soon. Plus eventually I’d probably do it anyway.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s unlikely to affect your team this season.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Interrupted during my morning dump today at roughly 6:45 by a wasp. 90% asleep still, the first thought that went through my head was ‘bit early for a wasp to be out and about already’. Only now does that seem odd.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I am forthwith going to refer to Pascal Groß as Mr144 or ‘The Double Dozen’ (potentially contacted to ‘Dubduz’) so just bear that in my mind for my future posts.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m going to eat that -£0.1m JP price fall, process it with my bowel, declare loudly that everyone become silent for what is about to happen, then fart a two goal haul from him on GW6.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Don’t kick yourself for benching Groß/DeCuyper/Kostoulas, it was the right decision just a freak result. Can’t predict Arsenal taking a random bully-ramming.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

71 points all in. Massive luck with Groß in for JP and missing the deadline when I intended to take a -4 to get either MGW or KDH for Cherki. Lucky lucky lucky.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Anyone recommend a decent football podcast (not necessarily FPL) besides the usual ramble/bbc etc etc?

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Never rated Saka and I don’t have a reason for that I just don’t see him being a week in week out reliable guy. Still brought him in last GW though cos I’m a fucking div

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Groß standing there, first sub, ready to step in and turn my frown upside down. What a season he’s having already.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Well done Forest you just made the list

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Really wanted to get KDH and/or MGW in for Cherki but couldn’t make my mind up. Would’ve been for a hit. In the end I took too long and missed the deadline anyway so que cera cera.

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Awful At FPL @awfulatfpl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I should get an extra 10 points for each 0.1m above 100m imo

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