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Awesome Bobby

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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You stupid fucks still repeating their lies? I'll help you out, no one ever uses their cars to ram government vehicles. It doesn't happen.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
His love for beanies remains clear, but now how am I supposed to know he also loves skateboards and swords?
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stop this now before you start posting about calf cramps.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was wondering why you were going to bat for a scam that will only make these rich freaks more rich, but then I saw the Bitcoin avatar and it makes perfect sense.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Retire you useless old asshole.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reading to your kid is the easiest part of parenting. It takes no energy, they'll just sit and listen. And barely any skill, they won't correct you if you are tired and stumble. If you can't do that at the end of the day you are an awful person and obviously shouldn't be a parent.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SNL fan doesn't know what jokes are.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unblock replies on your other stupid post you coward.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's not any part of it you fucking moron.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Centrists are dumber than MAGA.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You honestly believe that it was Kamala Harris who was raging against the machine?
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I gave it a shot and the MAGA fella spent the whole lunch saying racist and sexist shit while aleo saying that Trump was the best president we've ever had. It sucked. Any other suggestions?
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Easily my favorite.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You love Jacob Rees-Mogg? How embarrassing.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Charlie got shot for going against the grain with stuff
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just fucking insane. It makes it more insulting that he even says "off the field". If you are going to completely ignore his crimes, just ignore them. Talk about how he overcame an injury and poor play and leave it at that.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Klobuchar fan thinks AI slop of their favorite politician is cool. That tracks.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It doesn't get more American than flossing with sugar.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone needs to step out of their bubble and listen to terrible country pop songs.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Obvious AI garbage
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I was asked before today if you should bring an iced coffee into a job interview I would have said 'no'. But seeing a guy passionately say 'get that damned iced coffee out of the damn interview!' is so ridiculous that I now think it's fine.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is such a funny thing to be passionate about. Get a grip.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"To all those who say it's genocide, actually it's the opposite of genocide."
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He couldn't make the Julius Caesar look work, so he went with the more easily attainable Screech Powers.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me not listening to Across the Sea: "Man, this is some weird shit" Me listening to Across the Sea: "WHYYYYY ARE YOU SO FAR AWAY FROM ME?!"
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Damn, these are great questions. I guess throwing them in cages with ICE acting as prison guards really was the only option.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Medicare For All is not unaffordable, our current system is.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Damn, those two different things are exactly the same.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It makes me uncomfortable because I don't understand why I thought Lester was so cool and funny when I was a teenager. Maybe it's just Spacey turning out to be a creep changed my perception, but I thought he was an insufferable loser after a recent rewatch.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh, so you're just one of those fucking morons who thinks both sides are bad. Sorry for engaging, I thought you were just a regular moron.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He polls negatively on everything including immigration. Do you think people like his immigration policy?
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You have Sheeran's Irish touring band bailing from the concert because the billionaire had a musician kicked off. The world is tired of the rich pushing their weight around and tired of the atrocities in Palestine. The audience most likely agreed with Macklemore, because most people do.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The dysfunctional politics and the madness of America is Sheeran allowing a billionaire to use his money to force a musician off his tour because he didn't like what he said on stage. Sheeran is not a victim and the criticism of him is warranted.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The 2nd administration B Team is wild. I don't understand how Bessent or the other weird smiley guy survived in the real world outside of being a Trump sycophant.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Without looking anything up, I'd bet that this does nothing to speed anything up and to that the law is useless. You can stop promoting Newsom, everyone knows he's a loser.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I feel like I missed a meeting whenever I see my fellow 30s/40s white guys get excited for her music.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I dropped out of a fantasy league before the season and it was such an incredible feeling. Now down to only one and I can't wait to bail on that.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Would you call Iran a terrorist state?
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm still trying to pin down the actual definition, but so far "political label stupid people use" has been spot on.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I still have never seen anything intelligent coming from you Bullwark assholes. Go back to being Republicans.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This was always a deranged thing to claim to be, but it is on another level to still call yourself this is in 2026.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"But whatabout these other thing?!? Stop giving so much attention to the atrocity that I like!"
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My two year old's first full sentence was "from the river to the sea".
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I thought this was Twitter screenshots from MAGA, the difference in types of posts is indecipherable. Even saying "Loony Left" like the Talk Radio losers.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If the vet didn't mention this, dog shirts are an option post surgery and very funny. Our dog won't put up with the cone, but has no problem with the shirt.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Face Breathing Fire
ALT: Face Breathing Fire
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The guy who is saving people from dying through AI is the only person who has ever deserved an 'um actually'. Thank you for your service.
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It took a lot of time and effort for Peyton and Eli to get people to like Mannings. This kid doesn't know how easily we'll find that hatred again.
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