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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
context that exists only in your coal and rarebit addled brain. good day.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
idc
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
like, seriously, the bfi should hire you, your projections are so strong.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
because they were talking about a general, recurring problem, and not a specific issue, such as your proficiency as a projectionist.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah, you think it's el niño? nope, it's the trans ray
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/moh-... lol
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
literally no one in this thread is saying that if you want to practice your ventriloquism, you should probably find a different thread
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol, it turns out this myopia is a two way street
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no, it's not "obviously". yesterday there was a shit storm on twitter because some people in NYC got arrested for giving money directly to Hamas, and the person who tried to explain that yes, giving money to an fto will mean the feds will show up to your front door. they then got dogpiled for that.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you're a scammer and you're not targeting these absolute dupes, that's on you. holy shit these people are so stupid.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
once again bluesky shows itself as the site where 99% of the users would click on phishing links without thinking twice
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
twoandahalftimesayearigami
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if the king is in check but can't take his turn, that's checkmate. if the king isn't in check but can't take his turn that's stalemate. if the king wishes it weren't his turn, that's some German word I forgot.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they will have the nicest soap and body wash ever but not shampoo or conditioner
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
apparently fighting words from ages 2-18. those teens were about to take him up on it before my sister in law swept in.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
last year my nephew in first grade kept on trying to start fights with jr highers by calling them chicken butt
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there's two clear boundaries to montavilla -- Division St and 205. the northern and western borders are hazier.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ever since Kitty Wells wrote It Wasn't God who Made Honky Tonk Angels
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
all three of the axis powers in one shirt
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
goodnight, pb
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
someone is confused by known wig and makeup enthusiast Christian Bale?
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have to think when asked for their third pick that all flyers fans said "that Mickey Mouse club in the west' which meant Vegas but got interpreted as Anaheim
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it seems they hate the team everyone hates and their fellow bottom feeders
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my politics are wait for someone else to do something, real genius hours
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
in the 80s and 90s nonfiction bestseller lists were dominated by Nixon and Reagan hacks, but thankfully we ran out of those guys over the last 20 years, and just as fortunately Bush and Trump hacks are too dumb to write.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fall 2028 it is then
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the piracy subreddit is also extremely helpful
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sputtering in jealousy
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
or if not then used the original version out of context.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the poster cropped the image bsky.app/profile/last...
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when is everyone on here going to notice that a. it's a korean model holding a pair of shoes? and b. that op cropped the photo to create a furor?
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
op cropped the photo to create a sensationalist image. you can find the original in the quotes or literally anywhere else.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
congrats to being one of three people here who can see that
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
and I have my own delightful experiences with them from 2020, which mostly sucked because they are feckless pencil whippers who suck at everything so the negligence turns into cruelty.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
also, they're very lazy? they've never recovered a dime of stolen property, stink at undercover work (I can make you from the bus lol) and main accomplishments are raiding the most obvious brothels once a quarter.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
they aren't overstaffed candy crush fanatics of NYC, nor will they have their own version of The Shield, but they are a gang of petty dickheads with a unit of psychos that get high on the fumes of tear gas
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
not visible in picture: a pollen count of one bazillion
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hanging Out with someone whose outfit could be used to parachute safely from a skyscraper
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Steph Curry from the logo on the other half of the court
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
true question, but this is ai. if amhuman had laid out type like this all the other designers would mock the shit out of him. a lot of festivals are using ai designed posters, but it's just a list of names over an ambient backdrop, but the ai typefaces are still very uncanny and uneven.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ai typesetting is diabolical
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it only took ten and a half hours but the refs have finally figured out what a facemask penalty looks like
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
we salute your service, brave canuck
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oop mentioned it as one of the stock views of bin laden. the word is literally right there. and lol bin laden was not a bystander.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
likewise, he spent the 80s leading mujahedeen that were backed by the CIA via the Pakistani ISI. this was an adventurist mission in a country 1500 miles from home with no linguistic ties and weak religious ones. 40 years ago one could say he was a poster boy for imperialism.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
imperialism certainly helped form him, otherwise he wouldn't have been a billionaire, which also means painting as a victim is silly.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
and Australia with an all punter lineup
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
or rather it would be 50 states + Puerto Rico+ Canada, and maybe Germany with very lax regs
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
gridiron is crazy that the fan base is legitimately international but a world cup would be like two countries.
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
having two time zones and hour and a half apart is pathological
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