iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

i love giving tariffs, no reciprocation needed, i'm just all about giving 10% Try 110% try 125% this is my purpose i'm just a little tariff piggy let me worship those tariffs

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Of course you were feelin' good, Michael Buble: you're a white man. That's not the point of the song.

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Espresso martinis are just Gen Z vodka red bull

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Opening a dental practice and calling it The Oral Fix Station

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I'm not a Libra rising, I am this:

Public art of a library sinking into the ground but consequently it looks like it says "Libra"

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I keep having dreams about being tied up and whipped. Guess there's something in my sub-conscious.

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Everybody loves buffalo wings but nobody's touched my platter of buffalo beetles.

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I'm dancing and looking up that White Lotus actor's eyewear Waltzing, Googling Walton Goggins' water goggles

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Do we think the kid who pointed out that emperor wasn't wearing clothes was autistic?

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

I use they pronouns because I am including my microbiome

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Is it just me or are all the vibes off?

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

It snowed 4-5 inches but I'm teling everyone it was 6

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I watch televangelists like other people watch pro wrestling. I know it's all fake and run by misogynists but it's still a spectacle

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

And we all know what they're talking about

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Putting money into my retirement fund like my ancestors leaving breadcrumbs on the windowsill to keep them safe from the fae

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Can I please get a prescription for a vibrator and a lobotomy or does it have to be olden times?

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Oh, you're Christian? Name three women in the Bible. Mary.

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I have a wound I have to soak in unctions wrap in gauze and every day I feel like I'm microdosing being a mummy

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

It's so fitting that this year the minute International Women's Day was over we shot forward an hour. Like "let's get that deep in the past as quickly as possible"

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Sometimes I stand near NOAA headquarters to feel statistically insignificant.

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

So... Running Point is just Ted Lasso but basketball, yeah?

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Honestly, I'm only voting for reps who have been censured going forward.

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Luigi should get back into porn after he's exonerated. "Deny, Defend, Deepthroat"

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

If I ran a seafood restaurant it would have dishes like "Just for the Halibut" and "Lobster? I Hardly Know Her" and you could get to go meals from the "Crab and Go" case but instead I will continue to lay here.

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Never met an Al Green I didn't like

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

So they'll come back and be immediately frightened up onto a stool?

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Help, the doctor doing my vasectomy didn't like my "Instead of ur-ology this will be our-ology" joke and now I'm worried he won't give me anesthesia.

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Cutting my dick in half to count the rings because I forgot how old I am

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