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Avery Springer

@avspringading.bsky.social
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Retirement Party is my band :) ~ I also like sports and am in law school (derogatory)

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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I was boarding a plane to Orlando and there was a family behind me with a few young kids. One of them dropped their sippy cup and I knelt down to pick it up and a massive hand appeared along with a voice saying “it’s okay I’ve got it, thank you”. None other than Giannis Antetokounmpo.
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Special shout-out to the “Narration Voice” vocal preset in Logic
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Holy shit
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I wish I could express my feelings about finishing finals in 5 days in any way more accurate than “this summer is gonna be a movie fr”
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
A week ago I barely knew what civil procedure was. Now, I have become civil procedure.
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The Pope clipped my heels with his cart at Jewel
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The Pope wants Jerry to sell the team
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The Pope doored me on Milwaukee Ave
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Equally protect deez nuts yknow what I mean
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I’m like the anti-Clarence Thomas the way I only use the 14th Amendment to analyze any con law question 💁‍♀️
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Wearing a mask to class to not spread my illness but also to hide how disgustingly chapped my nose is
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
They just pay a penalty to the IRS on their end i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Like my state return has to be amended BY MAIL!! Sorry you should owe the $46 to the state instead
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I received a 1099 from *redacted promoter* literally today and I’m so mad bc I always wait to file until the last min in case something shows up late, but because I filed TWO DAYS BEFORE THE DEADLINE now I have to amend. If you send your forms this late you should have to pay my taxes on it.
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Smart phone make me dumb Whiskey make me numb Women make me… mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmm
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Okay I’ll admit it! I love music!
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
When you see this you know you’re about to read the most insufferable judicial opinion
“justice Scalia with whom the Chief Justice and Justice Thomas join, dissenting”
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Just thinking about the numbers this woulda done on 2019 twitter
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
They paved paradise and put up a Small Cheval
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Doing gods work 🙏🤝🫶
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Who wants to make one of my songs go viral so I can afford to get the new Mario kart (and switch ig)
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
u know my line is always open 🤝
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I am embarrassingly obsessed with this song that the kid from the Finding Nemo Jr meme just put out. JB vibes. Yes I know all the words. Yes it also sent me into a Justin Bieber phase. Purpose and Justice are great albums. youtu.be/YBbwrm5xP9w?...
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Dom Innarella “Bout Me” On The Radar Live Performance
YouTube video by On The Radar Radio
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Watching my 3 year old cousin and only thing he wants to watch is videos of people playing a tractor simulator
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I feel a zen I haven’t felt since the semester started and all it took was a complete breakdown
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Sometimes u just gotta reach your boiling point and crash out for your body and mind to reset to being chill
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
me tomorrow at my friend's wedding when anyone asks me how school is going
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a young boy in a blue shirt is talking into a microphone while a woman looks on .
Alt: a young boy in a blue shirt is talking into a microphone while a woman looks on . he starts off laughing then starts crying.
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
s2g this is the shit that made me quit softball/sports in high school lmao
facebook memories screenshot from 14 years ago that says "wall sits for 4 min. at one time today at softball, fun..."
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
make it 45 min and boy do I FEEL U
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
didn't realize daylight savings was happening THIS WEEKEND I am full of a level of joy I did not believe imaginable.
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Listening to “Jazz In The Background” playlist for studying today and Moon River came on and I am finally realizing it is one of the best songs ever.
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
FYI ride home was brutal. I paid the price.
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Wind gusts are 44 mph but it’s February and in the 50s and choosing not to bike commute today goes against my ethos
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Retirement Party is going to the UK for the first time this summer with Carly Cosgrove!!!
UK tour flyer - August 2025
Retirement Party plus support from Carly Cosgrove
Thursday 7 - Brighton - Hope and Ruin
Friday 8 - London - The Victoria
Saturday 9 - Bristol - Rough Trade
Sunday 10 - Sheffield - Delicious Clam
Tuesday 12 - Edinburgh - Sneaky Pete’s
Wednesday 13 - Glasgow - Hug and Pint
Thursday 14 - Manchester - Yes
Friday 15 - Leeds - Wharf Chambers
Saturday 16 - Norwich - Voodoo Daddy’s
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Midwest “false spring” is such a beautiful thing.
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Reading any Supreme Court decision is funny because it doesn’t matter if the conservative opinion is the majority or dissent, Thomas always has his 4 sentence opinion that the conservative’s position is not conservative enough
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Not sure I would be the first SC justice with a tattoo but I’d definitely be the first one with a Dismemberment Plan tattoo
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Throwing my hat in the ring for some appointed position to shake things up. Anyone need a Supreme Court Justice? A Pope? I’m here and ready to wreak havoc and fix some shit.
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Azzie appreciation post! I love this sweet girl so much.
White German shepherd sitting with ears tucked backWhite German shepherd standing with a ball in her mouth. Happy!White German shepherd smiling and excited on a snowy walkWhite German shepherd sitting on a futon looking regal
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
and don't even GET me started about taking Con Law while Trump is doing....all of this
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
*first semester taking Contracts and Criminal Law* wow I think I like law school :) *second semester taking Civil Procedure and Constitutional Law*
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a little boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a blue shirt
ALT: a little boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a blue shirt
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Thank you for sharing but I will choose to remain blissfully unaware ✨
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Ahhh California criminal law :)
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Ears have been popping when going down from California to Logan Square stops on the blue line train. Like it’s happened a few times now but like I feel like the elevation change can’t be more than like 40 feet max right???
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Someone at the American Bar Association ate their Wheaties this morning.
ABA
It has been three weeks since Inauguration Day.
Most Americans recognize that newly elected leaders bring change. That is expected. But most Americans also expect that changes will take place in accordance with the rule of law and in an orderly manner that respects the lives of affected individuals and the work they have been asked to perform.
Instead, we see wide-scale affronts to the rule of law itself, such as attacks on constitutionally protected birthright citizenship, the dismantling of USAID and the attempts to criminalize those who support lawful programs to eliminate bias and enhance diversity.
We have seen attempts at wholesale dismantling of departments and entities created by Congress without seeking the required congressional approval to change the law. There are efforts to dismiss employees with little regard for the law and protections they merit, and social media announcements that disparage and appear to be motivated by a desire to inflame without any stated factual basis. This is chaotic. It may appeal to a few.
But it is wrong. And most Americans recognize it is wrong.
It is also contrary to the rule of law.
The American Bar Association supports the rule of law. That means holding governments, including our own, accountable under law. We stand for a legal process that is orderly and fair.
We have consistently urged the administrations of both parties to adhere to the rule of law. We stand in that familiar place again today. And we do not stand alone. Our courts stand for the rule of law as well.
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
who woulda thought a mediocre-to-bad release could make me feel this way!! nostalgia is a hell of a drug!!
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I've been super lucky to do all that I've been able to do with music, even if being a performer will never be my career. Wish I could go back in time and tell her she's going to get to go to Europe for the first time thanks to her songs. Endlessly grateful for everything music has given me.
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
was at the dispensary and a green day song from uno/dos/tre came on so now im listening to the trilogy and it really does transport me back to being a teen full of excitement for the future and dreams of getting to play music up on a stage in front of people.
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
in the era as a songwriter where i have so many songs and think 0 of them are good enough lord save me
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Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
curse my bad eyesight that puts me in a constant state of squinting
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