Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I was boarding a plane to Orlando and there was a family behind me with a few young kids. One of them dropped their sippy cup and I knelt down to pick it up and a massive hand appeared along with a voice saying “it’s okay I’ve got it, thank you”. None other than Giannis Antetokounmpo. 000
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Special shout-out to the “Narration Voice” vocal preset in Logic 030
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I wish I could express my feelings about finishing finals in 5 days in any way more accurate than “this summer is gonna be a movie fr” 050
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 15/05/2025A week ago I barely knew what civil procedure was. Now, I have become civil procedure. 240
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The Pope clipped my heels with his cart at Jewel 020
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Equally protect deez nuts yknow what I mean 030
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I’m like the anti-Clarence Thomas the way I only use the 14th Amendment to analyze any con law question 💁♀️ 120
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Wearing a mask to class to not spread my illness but also to hide how disgustingly chapped my nose is 020
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 15/04/2025They just pay a penalty to the IRS on their end i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 000
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Like my state return has to be amended BY MAIL!! Sorry you should owe the $46 to the state instead 040
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I received a 1099 from *redacted promoter* literally today and I’m so mad bc I always wait to file until the last min in case something shows up late, but because I filed TWO DAYS BEFORE THE DEADLINE now I have to amend. If you send your forms this late you should have to pay my taxes on it. 360
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Smart phone make me dumb Whiskey make me numb Women make me… mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmm 060
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 05/04/2025When you see this you know you’re about to read the most insufferable judicial opinion 050
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Just thinking about the numbers this woulda done on 2019 twitter 010
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 03/04/2025They paved paradise and put up a Small Cheval 140
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Who wants to make one of my songs go viral so I can afford to get the new Mario kart (and switch ig) 020
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I am embarrassingly obsessed with this song that the kid from the Finding Nemo Jr meme just put out. JB vibes. Yes I know all the words. Yes it also sent me into a Justin Bieber phase. Purpose and Justice are great albums. youtu.be/YBbwrm5xP9w?...youtu.beDom Innarella “Bout Me” On The Radar Live PerformanceYouTube video by On The Radar Radio 010
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Watching my 3 year old cousin and only thing he wants to watch is videos of people playing a tractor simulator 110
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I feel a zen I haven’t felt since the semester started and all it took was a complete breakdown 020
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Sometimes u just gotta reach your boiling point and crash out for your body and mind to reset to being chill 120
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 07/03/2025me tomorrow at my friend's wedding when anyone asks me how school is goingmedia.tenor.coma young boy in a blue shirt is talking into a microphone while a woman looks on .Alt: a young boy in a blue shirt is talking into a microphone while a woman looks on . he starts off laughing then starts crying. 0100
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 05/03/2025s2g this is the shit that made me quit softball/sports in high school lmao 000
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 03/03/2025didn't realize daylight savings was happening THIS WEEKEND I am full of a level of joy I did not believe imaginable. 020
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Listening to “Jazz In The Background” playlist for studying today and Moon River came on and I am finally realizing it is one of the best songs ever. 030
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 01/03/2025FYI ride home was brutal. I paid the price. 030
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Wind gusts are 44 mph but it’s February and in the 50s and choosing not to bike commute today goes against my ethos 160
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Retirement Party is going to the UK for the first time this summer with Carly Cosgrove!!! 1141
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Midwest “false spring” is such a beautiful thing. 070
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Reading any Supreme Court decision is funny because it doesn’t matter if the conservative opinion is the majority or dissent, Thomas always has his 4 sentence opinion that the conservative’s position is not conservative enough 040
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Not sure I would be the first SC justice with a tattoo but I’d definitely be the first one with a Dismemberment Plan tattoo 160
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Throwing my hat in the ring for some appointed position to shake things up. Anyone need a Supreme Court Justice? A Pope? I’m here and ready to wreak havoc and fix some shit. 290
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Azzie appreciation post! I love this sweet girl so much. 080
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 18/02/2025and don't even GET me started about taking Con Law while Trump is doing....all of this 030
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 18/02/2025*first semester taking Contracts and Criminal Law* wow I think I like law school :) *second semester taking Civil Procedure and Constitutional Law*media.tenor.coma little boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a blue shirtALT: a little boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a blue shirt 120
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Thank you for sharing but I will choose to remain blissfully unaware ✨ 000
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Ears have been popping when going down from California to Logan Square stops on the blue line train. Like it’s happened a few times now but like I feel like the elevation change can’t be more than like 40 feet max right??? 020
Reposted by Avery Springersouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Someone at the American Bar Association ate their Wheaties this morning. 463241406476
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 07/02/2025who woulda thought a mediocre-to-bad release could make me feel this way!! nostalgia is a hell of a drug!! 170
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I've been super lucky to do all that I've been able to do with music, even if being a performer will never be my career. Wish I could go back in time and tell her she's going to get to go to Europe for the first time thanks to her songs. Endlessly grateful for everything music has given me. 150
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 07/02/2025was at the dispensary and a green day song from uno/dos/tre came on so now im listening to the trilogy and it really does transport me back to being a teen full of excitement for the future and dreams of getting to play music up on a stage in front of people. 150
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 06/02/2025in the era as a songwriter where i have so many songs and think 0 of them are good enough lord save me 050
Avery Springer @avspringading.bsky.social · 06/02/2025curse my bad eyesight that puts me in a constant state of squinting 010