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Chitownhawkeye

@avollme.bsky.social
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 20h
You say prevent the consultant from being liquified as if that's an issue. I say, don't threaten me with a good time.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 20h
At the republicans.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 20h
That should be the bare minimum. But somehow they can't manage that and get distracted by lies and bullshit bad faith arguments.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Umm...Simpsons did it?
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Maude Flanders' Unfortunate Fall in The Simpsons
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
they have soooooooo many more than one.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA We all know that was a spinelessness on Schumer's part. He needs to go as well.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Every accusation by republicans is a confession.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A lot of people are correctly pointing out the 3 day week bullshit. I prefer to ask how many people is he assuming climate change and AI will kill to make housing affordable?
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The cruelty remains the point for them.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Give citizenship to all undocumented people and deport an equivalent amount of maga morons.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For the record, their breakfast sliders, both sausage and bacon, are honestly good. The regular ones, yeah, they're mostly drunk and/or hungover food.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A steel mill that almost certainly is a complete lie.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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I'M Melting!
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Minnesota looks like they want to join the party
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ye gods, I love this glass. I'm so glad I already own it. As always, keep up the great work.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Iowa Iowa'd
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
America can’t have a democracy based on this SCOTUS.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bah. That bowl is no longer grrrrreat.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seems like it. Cowardice.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Someone needs to let this chud know it's not a strike when no one wants to be with you. He's leaning into the old "you can't fire me, I quit" bit. They're nothing but weird, hateful, idiots.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And yet, his cult base will happily fall for it. Again. Again, again.
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Lucy Pulls Football from Charlie Brown
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That would imply Dems can do anything correctly. The Simpsons joke is never not true.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We can't reason with cultists.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
JFC. Dems need to stop conceding to these lying assholes. And immediately push back on the lies, minors are not receiving surgery. It's just lies, fear, and hate mongering. If any one of these fuckers had the slightest amount of empathy we wouldn't be here, but of course, they also hate that.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'd love to live in a world where throwing trans people under the bus was unacceptable because human rights should be non-negotiable. But we live in the bad place, so I'll take any small win we can.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The holes that the idiots in charge deliberately tore into the net. Just like every other safety net they're destroying. The cruelty is the point. The cruelty is the point for republicans.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Never stop grifting is their mantra.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That's an awful lot of words for him to say "We want you all to die early and broke".
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not that we needed proof, but the litmus test was always simple, if you're against something Dolly was for, you're wrong. They're always wrong.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Because money machine has to go brrrrrrrrr. And we can, just delete it.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yes. Essentially feudalism. The cruelty is the point. Remember, these are the same people who say that empathy is a weakness. They believe other people exist only to serve them.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think that’s just the actual university of Iowa engineering building. At least in the 90s, I don’t know if they fixed it.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Prevent? What makes you think they want to prevent that? The cruelty is the point.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The cruelty remains the point.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
There's a reason the IOC originally banned this type of testing. Hatemongering cowardly morons who don't understand science have brought it back. The cruelty is the point.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm shocked this administration ran out of ideas for war crimes. That is what they're asking for, right?
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Anyone who doesn't think Kirk Ferentz considers this to be porn doesn't know the Iowa program.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Funny how it's always about political lines and not "I'm an asshole with terrible beliefs who is treats other people badly" when they cry about no one wanting to be around them.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ye gods do I want to see Chris Hemsworth in costume on this scooter just yelling "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" with a giant grin on his face.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Far smarter people than me keep saying variations of the same theme, from John Maxwell, to Plato, to Douglas Adams; essentially that anyone who wants power shouldn't be allowed to have it.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We did. Turns out decades of gerrymandering and republican lies led to people voting for this stupid reality.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Fucking obstructionist treasonmonger Addison is still ok.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I just want to say I did not have a ROM reference on my bingo card.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Name I've Not Heard
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That was probably for the best, since we started with 8" floppy dicks and by the 80s they were down to 3.5". They were hardly even floppy at that point. 😜
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The cruelty is the point. They're never concerned about the wellbeing of actual patients, doubly so with trans patients.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The data is clear that republicans are the predators. They're fear mongers, anti-science whackjobs, and generally terrible people too, but specifically on this topic, they're the problem. They just always blame others because their base is too stupid to actually look at the facts.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Too bad we're not doing that and are actively trying to gut secondary ed. An educated population is harder to control.
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Chitownhawkeye @avollme.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A billionaire annihilation era? Don't threaten me with a good time.
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Guillotine Execution Device Against Sky
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