I love my shifts at the Crow’s Nest because there’s so much cool WWII stuff, like tons of gunshield art gifted to the Nest by naval crews. My favorite is this Disney dragon, fully cheeked out, giving a “rude hand gesture” while stomping on a Swastika while an armoured gauntlet gives a middle finger.
![Avie Featherfault:
“Simon you have to come back. The people need to hear it from you”
[Simon crawls out of the ocean, stumbles through the fog to the town square. In front of the memorial, he stands and faces the crowd. He pulls a tiny, waterlogged little puffin out of his puffy-vest pocket. The puffin honks. The people cheer. Even the monsters. He did it. Simon won Silent Hill.]
Konami should hire me, my ideas are way better than theirs
Nyktos:
LMAO
Avie Featherfault:
fuckin pachinko machine ass nerds](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:km2ex2dw6idshfzqpcpvug4w/bafkreidrymojipyavnrx3r3jwhmjvpd7nbqlblteexdefg3avm4ie32jbm)
![Avie: “Also apparently Netflix is one of the reservations for today??? And [REDACTED] might show up?????????????”
Avie: “I SHOULDNT have clocked in so early today I need to be normal at this man so bad”
Avie: “[REDACTED] may show up too but idk hes aight”
PINK: “Wash the ceilings. Detail the molding.”
PINK: “Sweep the gravel.”
Avie: “Don’t mind me sir just polishing the legs on your chair. No need to get up.”
BLUE: “You can find things. Look in every nook and cranny.”
Avie: “I’m not sniffing you sir, it’s just a sinus thing”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:km2ex2dw6idshfzqpcpvug4w/bafkreic3zoopmtfzfke662ewpwczo3jnmuzx7rrpzcybw6vbdw2nnvhlhq)
![A close-up cropped screenshot of Bigby Wolf from The Wolf Among Us by Telltale Games, looking off to the side. Beneath him is a cropped screenshot of an action choice that reads “[Glass Him]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:km2ex2dw6idshfzqpcpvug4w/bafkreidfw62vf7cdvssvz2djodue5ewnxfety7ilkpk7xtm3rrx54zm2ye)
