Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I had forgotten that every episode ended with a moral lesson. Perhaps shows nowadays should revert to this approach. 🤔 010
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Now watching "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe" (1984). He-Man likes to use words like "fabulous" and "aloft", and is obsessed with his cat. Skeletor likes jewels and cackling, surrounding himself with muscled henchmen (and a hag). 🤔 Subliminal? 💅🏻✨️ 010
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh? No one is going to say that today is October 4th? What happened to all the gay calendars? 020
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This circadian rhythm is killing me. (A German train station would be proud!) 🤦🏻♂️ For once! Can I not sleep in during my measly day off!? 🤯 010
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fun Fact: Having a large penis is not an achievement. 🙃 140
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Since I am selfish... I am wishing for agelessness. (Oh, wait. 💅🏻✨️) 120
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I like zooming in on the bright smiles here on Bluesky, to see if dark spots in between teeth are bits of food (and not gingival embrasures.) 🧐🤭🙃 🪥✨️ 000
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My "Top 9 Games"? In no particular order... ▫️Tag ▫️Hide and Seek ▫️Snakes and Ladders ▫️Chess ▫️Charades ▫️Scrabble ▫️Duck, Duck, Goose ▫️Thumb Wrestling ▫️Spin the Bottle/Truth or Dare 010
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Crunching numbers at 12 AM and brushing up on conversations and serial dilutions... Nerd alert! 🤓 000
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Another day closer to seeing the gays' low-effort Halloween costumes. 010
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Speaking of signature GIFs/memes... What would you say yours is?"static.klipy.comTsareena's Powerful StompAlt: Tsareena 010
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Zippers and painted nails...static.klipy.comOperation Teapot NukeAlt: Disaster. 010
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Name a Pixar Character. (Wrong Answers Only)" "Haaai!" 🌟static.klipy.comKirby Dancing in Snow (Kirby Right Back At Ya!)Alt: Kirby 000
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Might delete later" Indecisiveness, especially when it's performative, is such an attractive trait. 010
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Some questions are just so stupid that I have all that I could do to prevent myself from answering: "Yo mama!" 030
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026As I mindlessly scroll through the images on Bluesky... admiring, and occasionally shuddering. I have to constantly remind myself that an objectively beautiful man who possesses an athletic build does necessarily mean that he has the grace, coordination, and athleticism to match. 010
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Quite a few (conceited) Bluesky "hunks" have been transforming into veritable chunks over the course of mere months. 030
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?" 010
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Anyway! Off to tea. 💅🏻✨️ Sparkle and sheer inspired by Bob Mackie. ✨️ 020
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Outspoken Lesbian: "What did you get?" Me: "Oh! I bought makeup." Outspoken Lesbian: "Makeup!? What do you need makeup for!? You're a good-looking guy!" Me: 020
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Goals:static.klipy.comPuercoespin Curioso Muerde DedoAlt: To be the prickliest b!tch! 💅🏻✨️ 011
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I meant to share this awhile ago. I remembered why I forgot to do so. 020
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Whenever I look in the mirror, I am reminded that there is no such thing as natural beauty. 000
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Whenever I see this word: "Detroit"... I like to read it as: "Duh-trwaht". 🙃 010
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Reminds me of the gays nowadays, whenever they encounter a hint of respect (or romance). 020
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Oh? Main characters are off warring, and killing, and getting filthy? Good for them! Those who are left with the task of keeping civilization going - with a semblance of normalcy - can still be happy, and pretty, and fun while they're at it! 💅🏻✨️ 191
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Considerably better than "cunty" gay outfits which incorporate battered white sneakers. 010
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Now watching "Gothika" (2003). Gosh... In certain angles, Robert Downey Jr. looks like @dgschell.bsky.social. 🫢 120
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Now watching "Jaws" (1975)... A film entirely about men competing for the title of "Biggest Dick". 000
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sunday... rainy... cozy... and watching "Ever After" (1998) for the nth time... still wishing that I had a glass slipper... so that I can break it during emergencies and cut a b!tch. 💅🏻✨️ 000
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026These airplane lavatory pictures are always educational. They reveal who the Pocket Gays are. The perfect travel-sized homosexuals. 🙃 🤏🏼 120
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Let's get this Farewell-to-Summer/White Party going. 💅🏻✨️🤍 030
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If it is a temporal impossibility for you to be my actual father (e.g. you are only 2 years older than me)... I will not be calling you "Daddy". And while we're on the subject... Any man who asks me to call him "Daddy" will find himself in a version of this position: 010
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I relish receiving unsolicited penis pictures from random strangers on the internet. I always reply with the appropriate emoji:static.klipy.comTiktok Big-mojiAlt: 👀!... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 000
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Dinner! Beef shawarma and steak fries, with a lavender lemon drop as refreshment. 021
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What so many people looked like in the 80s:static.klipy.comLove Impregnation: Egg and SpermALT: Love Impregnation: Egg and Sperm 021
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OMG! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 I'm a kid again! 😭😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖youtu.beThe Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake Gameplay Revealed!YouTube video by IGN 000
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 08/09/20269/4/26... House Party. 🏠 9/5/26... Boat Party. ⛵️ 9/6/26... Club Party. 🪩✨️ 9/7/26... Couch Party. 😴 (Not shown.) #MCM 030
Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Just one day... hard-won and begrudgingly given to the working and contributing members of this society. The part of the population that gives the weathly their status. The part of the population that pays for social services that are taken for granted. Just one day. Oh! It's Tuesday tomorrow!static.klipy.comWaylon Smithers: Get Back To Work (Simpsons)ALT: Waylon Smithers: Get Back To Work (Simpsons) 010