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@avicaeruleum.bsky.social
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Eukaryota 🌤 Animalia Chordata Mammalia 🍂 Primata 🌬 Hominidae Homo H. sapiens "Jay" 🏳️‍🌈 *Postings are my own. 🌻

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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had forgotten that every episode ended with a moral lesson. Perhaps shows nowadays should revert to this approach. 🤔
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"The Voguing Masters of the Universe"
Muscled cartoon characters, striking a pose and getting in touch with their feminine sides.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now watching "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe" (1984). He-Man likes to use words like "fabulous" and "aloft", and is obsessed with his cat. Skeletor likes jewels and cackling, surrounding himself with muscled henchmen (and a hag). 🤔 Subliminal? 💅🏻✨️
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(I should call them. 🤔)
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh? No one is going to say that today is October 4th? What happened to all the gay calendars?
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After a tumultuous work week, I deserved one of these.
A coconut margarita.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This circadian rhythm is killing me. (A German train station would be proud!) 🤦🏻‍♂️ For once! Can I not sleep in during my measly day off!? 🤯
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Children of the Candy Corn have emerged. 😬
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a tough call.
They're so different.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fun Fact: Having a large penis is not an achievement. 🙃
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since I am selfish... I am wishing for agelessness. (Oh, wait. 💅🏻✨️)
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like zooming in on the bright smiles here on Bluesky, to see if dark spots in between teeth are bits of food (and not gingival embrasures.) 🧐🤭🙃 🪥✨️
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My "Top 9 Games"? In no particular order... ▫️Tag ▫️Hide and Seek ▫️Snakes and Ladders ▫️Chess ▫️Charades ▫️Scrabble ▫️Duck, Duck, Goose ▫️Thumb Wrestling ▫️Spin the Bottle/Truth or Dare
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To add... Remember to always have an air of mystery.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Crunching numbers at 12 AM and brushing up on conversations and serial dilutions... Nerd alert! 🤓
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another day closer to seeing the gays' low-effort Halloween costumes.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Speaking of signature GIFs/memes... What would you say yours is?"
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Tsareena's Powerful Stomp
Alt: Tsareena
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Zippers and painted nails...
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Operation Teapot Nuke
Alt: Disaster.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Name a Pixar Character. (Wrong Answers Only)" "Haaai!" 🌟
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Kirby Dancing in Snow (Kirby Right Back At Ya!)
Alt: Kirby
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Might delete later" Indecisiveness, especially when it's performative, is such an attractive trait.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some questions are just so stupid that I have all that I could do to prevent myself from answering: "Yo mama!"
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know what I want for Christmas.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As I mindlessly scroll through the images on Bluesky... admiring, and occasionally shuddering. I have to constantly remind myself that an objectively beautiful man who possesses an athletic build does necessarily mean that he has the grace, coordination, and athleticism to match.
Do not judge a book by its cover.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quite a few (conceited) Bluesky "hunks" have been transforming into veritable chunks over the course of mere months.
O, Biology.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?"
Navi flies away, leaving Link.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anyway! Off to tea. 💅🏻✨️ Sparkle and sheer inspired by Bob Mackie. ✨️
A collage of mirror selfies.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Outspoken Lesbian: "What did you get?" Me: "Oh! I bought makeup." Outspoken Lesbian: "Makeup!? What do you need makeup for!? You're a good-looking guy!" Me:
(How dare you!?)
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Goals:
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Puercoespin Curioso Muerde Dedo
Alt: To be the prickliest b!tch! 💅🏻✨️
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I meant to share this awhile ago. I remembered why I forgot to do so.
Gosh. This is such a horrible drawing. "Old Man of the Mountain." Couldn't they have chosen something else to turn into a sticker? For one thing... That rock formation has since eroded.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whenever I look in the mirror, I am reminded that there is no such thing as natural beauty.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whenever I see this word: "Detroit"... I like to read it as: "Duh-trwaht". 🙃
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fool me once. You only get one of those per lifetime.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reminds me of the gays nowadays, whenever they encounter a hint of respect (or romance).
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh? Main characters are off warring, and killing, and getting filthy? Good for them! Those who are left with the task of keeping civilization going - with a semblance of normalcy - can still be happy, and pretty, and fun while they're at it! 💅🏻✨️
Rosie Cotton
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Considerably better than "cunty" gay outfits which incorporate battered white sneakers.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Now watching "Gothika" (2003). Gosh... In certain angles, Robert Downey Jr. looks like @dgschell.bsky.social. 🫢
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Now watching "Jaws" (1975)... A film entirely about men competing for the title of "Biggest Dick".
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sunday... rainy... cozy... and watching "Ever After" (1998) for the nth time... still wishing that I had a glass slipper... so that I can break it during emergencies and cut a b!tch. 💅🏻✨️
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
These airplane lavatory pictures are always educational. They reveal who the Pocket Gays are. The perfect travel-sized homosexuals. 🙃 🤏🏼
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let's get this Farewell-to-Summer/White Party going. 💅🏻✨️🤍
A mirror selfie.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The year is 2026. And he just left X.
Sad.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If it is a temporal impossibility for you to be my actual father (e.g. you are only 2 years older than me)... I will not be calling you "Daddy". And while we're on the subject... Any man who asks me to call him "Daddy" will find himself in a version of this position:
Fair warning.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I relish receiving unsolicited penis pictures from random strangers on the internet. I always reply with the appropriate emoji:
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Tiktok Big-moji
Alt: 👀!... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dinner! Beef shawarma and steak fries, with a lavender lemon drop as refreshment.
East meets West. Yum!
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shocking! 😱🙄😐
A "Dialect Map". One of the latest prompts on Bluesky.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fiber is a gurl's best friend. 🌾✨️
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What so many people looked like in the 80s:
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Love Impregnation: Egg and Sperm
ALT: Love Impregnation: Egg and Sperm
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OMG! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 I'm a kid again! 😭😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake Gameplay Revealed!
YouTube video by IGN
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
9/4/26... House Party. 🏠 9/5/26... Boat Party. ⛵️ 9/6/26... Club Party. 🪩✨️ 9/7/26... Couch Party. 😴 (Not shown.) #MCM
A collage of mirror selfies.
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Jay @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just one day... hard-won and begrudgingly given to the working and contributing members of this society. The part of the population that gives the weathly their status. The part of the population that pays for social services that are taken for granted. Just one day. Oh! It's Tuesday tomorrow!
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Waylon Smithers: Get Back To Work (Simpsons)
ALT: Waylon Smithers: Get Back To Work (Simpsons)
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