Reposted by @aviatorjace.bsky.social

“I’m such a simp for Zak—our Yουth Pastor at NewLife! Sadly he came back from Bible College with a wife.💔
Per Rev. Jim, I don’t ‘know my bible,’ so Pastor Z began a bible study for us 2!🙏 Wasn’t v helpful, tbh. Or—not with that…😈
Zak DID soon cυm to ‘know ME biblically’ tho!🥵💦 Again & again & ag…”