Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m excited for the midterms which are definitely going to happen 000
Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Jeffries refuses to endorse Democratic nominees and rejects major planks of the Democratic Party platform. He should lose the speakership and be voted out. 000
Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Eating 4 Taco Bell bean burritos for lunch because it’s praxis MY DAY HAS ARRIVED #TacoBellstatic.klipy.comEverything's Coming Up Milhouse!Alt: Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 000
Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I should have run for president on a platform of I’m going to lose wars and tank the economy and make $100 billion in backroom deals with petro-dictators and demean women and disabled people and demolish the White House and assault and jail innocent kids but I will never play fucking YMCA 000
Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 28/05/2026(WWE announcer voice) In honor of our great nation’s history in the arts, from Whitman and Dickinson to Morrison and Pynchon, the nation that birthed jazz, country, rock n’ roll and hip-hop presents, for its greatest celebration…Vanilla Ice and half of Milli Vanilli illi illi 000
Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Person whose whole personality is aggressively shouting “GOOD MORNING!!” at you when you quickly nod at them as you run to catch the train 000
Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Trump and Bill Maher should do one of those face slap competitions on the computer and the winner gets a big trophy and their picture on tv and everyone has to say “you are very strong” when they see them for a whole week. 000
Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 16/03/20261. US threatens, bullies and tariffs countries 2. US starts a stupid war and immediately needs help to fight it 3. US begs allies for help and they say get lost If this is going to be a decent Sophocles play we need a strong act 3 cause it’s mid so far 001
Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 04/03/2026What’s the most dudes rock city and why is it Philly? 000
Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Finally finishing my turkey leftovers tonight don’t judge me 000
Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Would we take Joyce Carol Oates? Hell, we’d take Hall and Oates 000
Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Republicans exist to fight for the policy agenda of the bourgeoisie (they choose to mostly align with Christian conservatives because effective) Democrats exist to fight *against* the policy agenda of socialism (they choose to mostly align with the PMC because effective) 100
Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Good news, we still can declare war on the left anyway 100
Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 04/02/2025“The world’s richest man is staying up all night just to make the government better. He must really care about the country!” -the voting bloc the Democrats cater to 000
Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I’m glad it’s the end of the world because in 100 years, kids will be very confused that the verb “to trump” is unrelated to and predates President Trump. Avoiding awkward conversations 000
Cameron Witzner @avia666.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Very happy that DEI programs have been eliminated. Look at Donald Trump, look at Pete Hegseth, finally our greatest men are rising to positions of power based on merit! 000
