A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep getting chills everytime I see a clip of Robert Pattinson from PRIMETIME. 🥶🥵 050
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(Entering south station) Welcome. Welcome to Boston. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of Boston that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. 021
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A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026When a guy has those daedric runes tattoos, you know he's an elder scrolls freak 🥴 050
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Tom of Finland just didn't draw very many illustrations of guys jack off. I guess it just wasn't his thing 😕 241
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is what it's like to have sex with me, lol. 1152
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Saw a guy with a brand of sacrifice tattoo on the train so I took off my shirt so he could see my brand of sacrifice tattoo but then the train conductor said "put your clothes back on, people are trying to commute to work." #homophobia #mbta 0100
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Went to the gym this morning (clap for me) so now im having my daily allowance of calories in one cup of eggy Vietnamese coffee. 260
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Kinda wish I could set my phone down on cardio equipment without it trying to hijack my phone. The first time it happened I thought it was some sort of malicious attack because the window that popped up asked for permission to connect to X the everything app (????) 030
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Joined a gym under the mistaken impression they had a suana. Was walking to every corner of the locker room on Saturday trying to locate it on Saturday 😭 I guess now I'll just have to go there just to workout, lol. 050
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A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Did one of those "grueling" 60 minute 18 station circuit workouts on Saturday and ive been in full body soreness for the past 72 hours. I'd like to go back to the gym, but I'm struggling to walk down stairs, lol. 020
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Had a wet dream last night. 🙄 youtu.be/_asNhzXq72wyoutu.beThe Price is Right Losing Horn - Sound Effect (HD)YouTube video by Gaming Sound FX 030
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Logan International Airport bathrooms are like "Oh you thought that was a faucet? That's fucking funny bitch, it's the fucking Air Blower. Fuck 4th of July." 060
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Not me signing up for a ymca membership because it's been 3 years since I regularly went to the gym 😮💨 030
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026A lady at this commuter rail station has loaded a bowl and is now smoking. #queen 0120
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A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Finished unpacking enough that I could unload. 614123
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Every single outlet in my new apartment is upside-down, wtf are boston electricians doing? 🙃😵💫 270
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Shot so hard my load flew out of the frame 😭 where did it go? I think into #fatloadfriday 112617
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Playing a version I call strip Nightreign when you take off an article of clothing everytime your near-death. But as always I'm already in my underwear before I sit down. [Picture of wylder in his white ftl briefs] 090
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Reposted by A\V HumboldtGeekITBator @geekitbator.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I packed your lunch, son... 💦💦💦 #bator #batorbro #b8bro #bate #cum #nutt Follow @geekitbator.bsky.social for the best 💦💦💦 218944
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Classic struggle to workout when your tanks are full 🤷♂️ 21029
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Zillow is like: you're looking for an apartment in the vicinity of the commuter rail? We dont understand that at all and our map functions suck. Maybe you're interested in this promoted property, and this promoted property, and this promoted property, and this 4 bedroom townhouse. 050
Reposted by A\V HumboldtDirty⚓️SailorXXX @pooktd.bsky.social · 25/04/2025These naked workouts🏋️♂️ make me horny#fatcockfriday#droppingloads#naturist#nudist 938154
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Oh wow. Could I have another snow day, I didn't quite get my fill last week. 030
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A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 25/02/2026They installed a Godskin Duo in the new south station concourse. I could hear the boss music while I was boarding the commuter rail. 000
A\V Humboldt @avhumboldt.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Every so often I will stumble on one of those "huge [fake] cumshot" videos. And while I the inauthenticity of it bothers me, I do appreciate the movie magic aspect of the loads too big to believe. 060
