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Got a mouse infestation in your purse

Amy, this is bluesky, we've all been down in those beans 😔.

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He's an anti abortion religious republican (or at least he was, I think he may have split from trump)

"Good morning I am the Baronet JamesDukeOfLincolnshire of Bolles, of Scampton in the County of Lincolnshire"

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Presumably, in the style of The Importance Of Being Earnest, baronets started naming their children Duke.

AV Hiero @avhiero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Vancouver/Seattle series would do great!

There'd be whole attack ads if a dem used the step to get into the bed of their truck.

Ronald McDonald could be a drag persona that is coincidentally a clown, we don't know.

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You're not gonna get any argument from me if you wanna ban parrot ownership entirely.

I think the reputable sellers do require provisions in your will.

AV Hiero @avhiero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The whole movie actually starts with the whale swallowing a fly.

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AV Hiero @avhiero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Who could have seen this coming.

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Like a Rothko without abstraction.

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Hill House was great for being a show about how that trauma has life long effects. It unfortunately biffed the landing as hard or harder than anything.

How are you people jacking off? Semen isn't like caustic to cotton.

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Of which a lot is consumed by the concrete.

Wikipedia tells me it's not. I've never heard of John Wilson so.

Humans produce about 3.8 billion tons of concrete a year.

AV Hiero @avhiero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

God's Presence is everywhere but it is at best a lower case *p*resence in non-denominational strip mall churchs. Like The Lord might be there but he's not paying attention.

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AV Hiero @avhiero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I spend a lot of time thinking about the mazda 5.

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AV Hiero @avhiero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Full disclosure: I used the last of my emergency parm making mac and cheese last night.

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This is why it's so important to have emergency parm.

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Oh yeah, one of those mornings?

Every one's a protestant 'til Tommy Waters shows up.

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Oh, hey🙄, get a load of Thomas Aquinas over here👈.

A fun fact is that Tom Crapper invented the flush toilet but "the Crapper" is unrelated.

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