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Avery Hage

@averyhage.bsky.social
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32. Michigander. Big fan of things that go vroom. He/him

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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 1h
Lol suck it Texas
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 4h
The only driver with similar LMP2 stats I can think of off the top of my head is probably Louis Deletraz
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 7h
Malthe Jakobsen with his 87th LMP2 title or whatever it is now
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 7h
Eastwood's gonna have to defend like crazy
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 10h
Honestly kinda shocked he's staying silver
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Would
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*3 guys with clan tags show up to the Forza lobby* Me: Alright cool 4th place is the best I can hope for then
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh yikes
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's been doing GT4 stuff for a while now actually. And he's pretty solid at it.
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tech bros when the task requires human connection: 🤯
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sports cars are NOT that bad bro 😭
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sucks because he’s absolutely smoking everybody.
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okay but what about the opposite? Is it like “customer is likely to be caked tf up”?
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cup should be racing at night this weekend
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fantasy football isn’t my hobby either but instead I do this TOTaLly WaCkY thing called not playing fantasy football
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There was a kid at my school who took his own life in 2010. I still think about him to this day. I checked his Facebook page to see if anyone had written on his wall recently and someone had. It warmed my heart.
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh cool the giant media merger went through super cool love that awesome great spectacular my favorite so sexy wow amazing
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
According the B Pillar reports, Jack Aitken and Laurin Heinrich were the fastest GTP drivers on average in 6 of the 9 races. 3 apiece.
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let her cook
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh no! Not that! Anything but that!
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some other new silvers: Simona de Silvestro Alessandro Balzan Joao Barbosa Nico Bastian Dustin Blattner Alexandre Imperatori Pierre Kaffer Nicolas Minassian Kyle Marcelli
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lmfao
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FIA has released their driver ratings. Some notables: Peter Dempsey - Bronze to Silver Ben Dorr - Silver to Gold Michelle Gatting - Gold to Silver Jonny Edgar - Silver to Gold Thomas Fleming - Silver to Gold Joseph Loake - Silver to Gold Valentino Rossi - Silver to Gold
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chud activities
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Larson has scored 273 points in the first half of the chase. Hamlin's best 5 race stretch this year was 270 (Charlotte - San Diego). Reddick's come pretty close to it as well at 267. I'm not 100% sure if Larson's is the best 5-race total but I would think it'd have to be.
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy hell did not realize Bubba dropped all the way back to 8th. Oof.
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kyle Larson in the chase 5th 1st 2nd 1st 2nd
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LMFAOOO
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucking air blocking bullshit car sucks
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just compare this battle to yesterday. That's all I'll say.
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHAT??? NO CAUTION?????
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Toyota might genuinely sweep the entire top 5 today
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Race is official
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My 9 Albums but it’s just Hybrid Theory and Meteora repeated over and over
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly not that bad for Allgaier tbh. Could easily make up 31 points.
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Zero reason for Mattia Drudi to not be behind the wheel of a Valkyrie btw
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Larry!
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was just gonna say, he's literally the same driver lol
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a fucking race holy shit. Best series in NASCAR and it isn't even CLOSE.
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Laurens is on a fucking mission
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Championship implications in GTD Pro!
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy shit
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
noooooooo not the 7 (IMSA)
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s Allgover (alright that doesn’t work)
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Suddenly the Coke 600 becomes every driver's favorite race
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just not a good day for the 93
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's a stupid fucking penalty. Over-officiated nonsense.
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well congrats on (insert Toyota driver) winning tomorrow
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Admittedly he does have one of the easiest jobs in all of racing
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's Palouver
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