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Avery Valladares 😈

@averygordon.bsky.social
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History educator turned stay-at-home dad. Aspiring author. Amateur musician. Wannabe baker. Survivor and Big Brother sicko. Obsessive gamer. And if it wasn't already obvious, "somewhat" functional ADHDer.

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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 22h
Dee was the more dominant player and Devens doesnt win without her, but that's also the game. You want to align with smart players who elevate your alliances game. I'm not a fan of his, but anyone saying Devens is a bottom tier winner (gameplay-wise) is deeply unserious. #bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 22h
Dee won bb28 and Morgan won bb27. Yep, yep. #bb28
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Marie Winter Covers Her Ears in Distress
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BigBrotherJunkie #BB28 @bigbrotherjunkie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Repost and Like if you want TAYLOR to win Big Brother 28 #BB28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We will see her again. #bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dee played an amazing, even if messy at times, game this summer and i won't that let that ever get rewritten, haters be damned. #bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fml #bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Julie dont give me hope its not over #bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She's really so bad at puzzles 😭 #bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Im not surprised Yash would vote for Drew over Taylor tbh. I could say more, but... #bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drag her Lala!! 😂 #bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drinking because there's no way im sitting through this shit sober. #bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Drew is a lying little liar who likes to make shit up and stir the pot for no reason. So I am choosing not believe any of this. Yes, im coping. Do not @ me with any dooming. K thanks. #bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#bb28
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Jim Carrey: Dumb And Dumber 'I Don't Hear You'
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The episodes are so far behind omg #bb28
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mac ✨ @mactalksbb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a Brady Hate Account #Survivor51
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Need Brady and Devin gone yesterday #Survivor51
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#Survivor51 "We love whales" is giving:
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Zombie Kid Says 'I Like Turtles'
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No one wants to get rid of idols Jeff. Why is he so obsessed with that straw man. #Survivor51
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Kirsten MacI- 🧸 @kirstensaidwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
15 of these bitches want fire making. I hate them so bad
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank fuck for no beware advantages #Survivor51
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jeff is a sadist for this, honestly. #Survivor51
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Needed that commercial break after meeting that tribe.... holy overstimulation #survivor51 #Survivor
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Busy Bi | Jeff Probst Hate Account @biguyreacts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kinda need Kristin to win the season actually #Survivor51
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kristen early winner edit vibes? #survivor51
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not a thumb war. These people could not be more unserious #Survivor51
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I keep having to delete #bb28 off of all my #Survivor51 skeets. Its become such muscle memory 😭
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Letting them all socialize pre tribes is cool. I like it. #Survivor51 #Survivor
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jeff is just a monologue-obsessed theater student at heart. #Survivor51
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People who snap instead of clap is red flag for me #Survivor51 #Survivor
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have consumed none of the pre-season content this time around. Its kind of exciting to be going in blind. #Survivor51 #Survivor
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Kirsten MacI- 🧸 @kirstensaidwhat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I miss Vince in the big brother house and I’m not ashamed to admit it #bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember when Morgan had to literally teach Vinny about using a wash cloth? Because that moment lives rent free in my head. 😭😭 #bb27 #bb28 #bbsky
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lukielovely SUCKERS4HOPE @lukielovely.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He will always be Judas in my house. #BBSky
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dr. Will has always been the goat btw #bbsky
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And now for Dee to win the veto and evict Devens, ensuring either Dee or Taylor win the season. #bb28
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Curtis Payne: Just Make It Happen
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G♿ne off that Drewlor Final 2 🤙🤪 @i-am-not-on.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#MYGOAT
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me scrolling through the skyline hitting the like button on every pro Vinny skeet. #bb28
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Nazriya Nazim Scrolling Phone
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Michele on thee Traitors omg #TheTraitorsUS
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carol @powerofotevs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dee is the goat. these past two weeks displaying how succesfully she pivoted and set herself up for this endgame…i won’t ever get over it 😮‍💨 #bb28
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Busy Bi | Jeff Probst Hate Account @biguyreacts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Surviving two eviction votes and you bitches still can't see the genius that is Dee Valladares #BB28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Julie seething at James Gunn pumping up the Survivors cracked me up #bb28
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carol @powerofotevs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
idk what everyone was on about but can’t knock melody’s hoh she took out a huge threat #bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She, a survivor winner, stayed in the house while being up on the block on double eviction night. Oh the player you are, Dee #bb28
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Dee Valladares celebrating her HOH in the diary room
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sorry, but you guys have blinders on. I would've loved it as a viewer, but putting up Drew would be a horrible game move for Melody. Yash and Taylor could easily vote him out over Dee. Risking taking her number 1 ally who is planning on taking her to the end would be incredibly dumb. #bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Im going to be sick. #bb28
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carol @powerofotevs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RICK FOR EVICTION #bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Devens going home tonight #bb28
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Avery Valladares 😈 @averygordon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Melody omg #bb28
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Melody Big Brother Screaming
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jenny 🪿 @jennyautumn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i am the target audience for “what the bleep” and i am brave enough to admit that #bb28
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