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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them)

@avery.omg.lol
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My name’s Avery! 💖💛🩵 🧑🏼‍💻 iOS engineer 💟 Unitarian Universalist — Opinions and posts are my own, and don’t represent those of my employer

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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 10/08/2026
Photos app brought me this memory from 10 years ago.
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 19/09/2025
This spam needs to STOP! 😩 how many times do I need to respond with “stop” before the messages stop coming?
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 16/09/2025
Ad sales are so wild
New York Times app screenshot. List of articles.

Headline: F.B.I. Head Says Note and DNA Link Suspect to Kirk Killing

Headline: Washington Post Columnist Says She Was Fired for Posts After Kirk Shooting

Advertisement: Death Becomes Her. A broadway comedy musical.
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 14/09/2025
Love to eat a fish with the face still on
Plate of food. In the middle is a fried fish, whole.
Around the fish is lettuce, garlic bread, french fries, rice, and sauce.
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 20/08/2025
My latest obsession: I connected a landline telephone to a self-hosted AI model running on my computer 🤩
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 14/06/2025
Normal: Donating your blood. Weird: Donating your blood *in exchange for frontier league baseball tickets*
Two Schaumburg Boomers 2025 ticket vouchers lay on a paper that reads:

AVERY PIERCE
Donation Date: 06/13/2025
Hemoglobin: 16.1
Height: 77
Weight: 325
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride Month!
Outdoor picture of me wearing colorful clothes, including an 80’s inspired geometric print shirt, a black t-shirt with a cyan, magenta, and yellow pattern, and a cap with a rainbow colored star patch on it.
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 27/04/2025
Felt cute ☺️
A selfie of me, wearing a red turtleneck and a multi-colored scarf. 
Out of focus behind me: a red wall and some pictures hanging on it.
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 26/04/2025
I’m holding out for the Captain Jack Sparrow SD cards
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 05/04/2025
Please stop saying “Week of the Young Child”. It’s giving cult vibes.
Screenshot of an email newsletter.
Subject: “Week of the Young Child is coming soon!”

“POPLAR CREEK PUBLIC LIBRARY DISTRICT”

“Week of the Young Child”
Math Monday
Talking Tuesday
Wellness Wednesday
Reading Thursday
Play day Friday
Monday, April 7 - Friday, April 11
Get ready for Week of the Young Child!
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 04/04/2025
Nintendo Switch 2 Gamecube PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
Cover of Gauntlet Dark Legacy for Nintendo Gamecube
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 29/03/2025
Andy Warhol famously created his art studio “The Factory”, where He employed people to mass produce artwork. It was a subversive concept at the time, and he was criticized for “capitulating to capitalism.” Anyway, here’s “Campbell’s Soup Can in an anime style” Medium: digital; generative AI
Illustration of a can of Campbell’s condensed tomato soup. Generated by AI, in a “Studio Ghibli style”
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 22/03/2025
What do I do if I’m too lazy to read a flowchart?
Flowchart titled “daily habit to overcome your laziness and become more self-disciplined”
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 03/03/2025
I suppose if you can’t figure out how to file this stuff on your own, you have to take this stuff at face value, and it looks a lot like Biden is shaking down small businesses (even though, in reality, it’s Tailor Brands doing the shake down)
Incoming text message bubble:

“URGENT DEADLINE:
Avery, this is an urgent reminder that the CTA federal law filing is due!
Failure to file the BOI report for your business may result in fines of up to $500 per day.
Visit  http://tailorbrands.pro/  or call (888)399-8844 for support.
Tailor Brands

Reply DONE if your BOI is taken care of.
Reply UNSUBSCRIBE if you no longer wish to get compliance reminders.”
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 22/02/2025
I mean, I see it – but is it also a historically accurate American Flag with 13 stars?
Timeline of American flags
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 20/02/2025
Is this funny? Is it anything?
Map showing the Gulf of Mexico labeled as “Gulf of Water”
MapQuest
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 10/02/2025
Having some fun with Pokémon TCG decks 🙃
Screenshot of Pokémon trading card game app for iOS.
Decks:
1. Fire type: Hot Stuff
2. Water type: You make me wet
3. Steel type: Whips and ChainsScreenshot of Pokémon trading card game app
Decks:
4. Dark type: under the covers
5. Grass type: Tie me up
6. Fighting type: muscle mommies
7. Electric type: buzzy nighttime toys
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 09/02/2025
Absolutely sick Lock Screen material
Screenshot of a Lock Screen.
Weather widget: Sun 9, cloudy 30 degrees, high of 31 low of 22.
Time: 14:16
Black and white film still of Irving from the TV show severance.
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 31/01/2025
“Show us your bellies.” My reaction: 🤨…😳…🤣
A still image from Severance season 2 episode 3. A tall unkempt white woman stands in a cavernous office space, dressed in a suit and tie, looking disheveled. She’s wearing a green badge on a green lanyard.
The character is a Lumon employee working on the severed floor, in the “Mammalians Nurturable” department.
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 16/01/2025
#Severance balloon head!
Blue balloon with Avery’s face rendered on it floating over a rigid shirt and suit. Apple TV+. Severance.
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 14/01/2025
Started logging my calories this year in an effort to lose some weight. The AI food analyzer in @foodnoms.com is super helpful for meals i didn’t make myself! One of the good applications of AI.
Mobile app screenshot.
Completed 10 Steps.
Interpreted your query:
Fiesta Chicken Salad:
lively greens, chicken, pico de gallo, corn and black bean salsa, shredded cheddar, tortilla strips, squeeze of lime, chipotle ranch dressing.
Searched for "Fiesta Chicken Salad", No results found
Generated estimate for "Lively Greens"
Found "Grilled Chicken"
Found "Pico de Gallo"
Generated estimate for "Corn and Black
Bean Salsa"
Found "Shredded Cheddar Cheese"
Generated estimate for "Tortilla Strips"
Found "Lime"
Generated estimate for "Chipotle Ranch Dressing"
Selected Results
Fiesta Chicken Salad
1 serving
425-788 calories, 29-59 grams carbohydrates, 26-48 grams fat, 22-42 grams protein
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 10/01/2025
The thing that separates TikTok is: 1. Full screen video content of people talking at you engages your lizard brain better than reading text (simulated eye contact) 2. One-post-per-swipe is a cause-and-effect machine primed with fun videos (dopamine!), then laced with propaganda.
(Blurb on theverge.com)
MIA SATO
Headline: SCOTUS knows about Bluesky. 
While grilling US Solicitor General Elizabeth Prelogar about algorithmic blackboxes, Justice Elena Kagan made the point that it's not just TikTok where content is served up without explanation.
"That's true of any search engine," Kagan says.
"You can take any of these systems, whether it's X or whether it's - what are the new ones? Bluesky."
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 07/01/2025
Looks like Meta is moving towards less accountability. “Community Notes” is probably less costly than genuine fact-checkers. And Meta can wave away the consequences of the content on their platform and just say “it’s the community’s job”
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 01/01/2025
“And wouldja lookit that… THAT’S what you call… a Lobster Engineer.” There’s something strangely magical about the mundane narration of televised parades ❤️
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 27/12/2024
I really appreciate the whimsy of the Press Your Luck board. Especially the “move 2 spaces” tiles. The cursor already moves randomly! Why move additional spaces? Because of the whimsy!
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 15/12/2024
Some of the best posts
Reddit post; Title: me checking the 68th frame, thinking the “don’t have to simulate very long condition still applies”
Meme: “Is this a Christmas Tree?” Man is pointing to some staticReddit post; “Does this count as skill issues?” Image of an ascii tree rendered sideways.Drake turning away: “Make an automated test for p2
Drake smiling and pointing: “Look through thousands of renders manually”Reddit post; “The long way to the bathroom”
Meme:
Terminator character: “We need to draw a Christmas tree”
Girl crying under the desk: “I just want to go to the bathroom”
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 10/12/2024
Very disappointed that I lost my streak of "always improving my rank in Part 2". Ah well. Better luck tomorrow! #AdventOfCode
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 07/12/2024
I'm not playing #AdventOfCode to be on the global leaderboard, but one thing I take pride in is having a better rank for part 2 than part 1. A clean solution to part 1 makes completing part 2 so much easier.
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 29/11/2024
The kids are calling it… Horsemaxxing. (Please don’t drink horse electrolytes)
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 27/11/2024
One thing I added to my #AdventOfCode puzzle-solving toolbox is a "Frequency" type. Puzzles often have you counting collections of things (sometimes in the billions) where order isn't important.
Table illustrating different types of collections.
Ordered, Allows Repeats: Array. squares, circles, and triangles are arranged in a sequence.
Unordered, Allows Repeats: Frequency. Square times 3, circle times 5, triangle time 2.
Ordered, No repeats: X
Unordered, No repeats: Set. One circle, square, and one triangle.
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 24/11/2024
Panel 1: “girls after transitioning” a girl doing a curtsy
Panel 2: “Boys after transitioning” a shirtless man flexing his muscles
Panel 3: “Non-binary people after transitioning” David Bowie lounging in unconventional clothes lounging in an unusual chair
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 21/11/2024
This paragraph goes so hard
“Most legal edicts aren’t laws enacted by Congress but ‘rules and regulations’ promulgated by unelected bureaucrats,” wrote the two unelected men who have been tasked with cutting trillions from the federal budget and rewriting government operations.
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Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 21/11/2024
Screenshot: Delat @delatoid; I had a dream where there were 2 non-binary flags. The regular one was for peacetime, but when we went to war we would swap the white and black stripes.
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