Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 10/08/2026Photos app brought me this memory from 10 years ago. 000
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 19/09/2025This spam needs to STOP! 😩 how many times do I need to respond with “stop” before the messages stop coming? 010
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 14/09/2025Love to eat a fish with the face still on 010
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 20/08/2025My latest obsession: I connected a landline telephone to a self-hosted AI model running on my computer 🤩 000
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 14/06/2025Normal: Donating your blood. Weird: Donating your blood *in exchange for frontier league baseball tickets* 000
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 26/04/2025I’m holding out for the Captain Jack Sparrow SD cards 010
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 05/04/2025Please stop saying “Week of the Young Child”. It’s giving cult vibes. 100
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 04/04/2025Nintendo Switch 2 Gamecube PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU 000
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 29/03/2025Andy Warhol famously created his art studio “The Factory”, where He employed people to mass produce artwork. It was a subversive concept at the time, and he was criticized for “capitulating to capitalism.” Anyway, here’s “Campbell’s Soup Can in an anime style” Medium: digital; generative AI 000
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 22/03/2025What do I do if I’m too lazy to read a flowchart? 000
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 03/03/2025I suppose if you can’t figure out how to file this stuff on your own, you have to take this stuff at face value, and it looks a lot like Biden is shaking down small businesses (even though, in reality, it’s Tailor Brands doing the shake down) 000
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 22/02/2025I mean, I see it – but is it also a historically accurate American Flag with 13 stars? 010
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 10/02/2025Having some fun with Pokémon TCG decks 🙃 020
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 09/02/2025Absolutely sick Lock Screen material 1602
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 31/01/2025“Show us your bellies.” My reaction: 🤨…😳…🤣 010
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 14/01/2025Started logging my calories this year in an effort to lose some weight. The AI food analyzer in @foodnoms.com is super helpful for meals i didn’t make myself! One of the good applications of AI. 1101
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 10/01/2025The thing that separates TikTok is: 1. Full screen video content of people talking at you engages your lizard brain better than reading text (simulated eye contact) 2. One-post-per-swipe is a cause-and-effect machine primed with fun videos (dopamine!), then laced with propaganda. 010
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 07/01/2025Looks like Meta is moving towards less accountability. “Community Notes” is probably less costly than genuine fact-checkers. And Meta can wave away the consequences of the content on their platform and just say “it’s the community’s job” 010
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 01/01/2025“And wouldja lookit that… THAT’S what you call… a Lobster Engineer.” There’s something strangely magical about the mundane narration of televised parades ❤️ 010
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 27/12/2024I really appreciate the whimsy of the Press Your Luck board. Especially the “move 2 spaces” tiles. The cursor already moves randomly! Why move additional spaces? Because of the whimsy! 010
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 10/12/2024Very disappointed that I lost my streak of "always improving my rank in Part 2". Ah well. Better luck tomorrow! #AdventOfCode 010
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 07/12/2024I'm not playing #AdventOfCode to be on the global leaderboard, but one thing I take pride in is having a better rank for part 2 than part 1. A clean solution to part 1 makes completing part 2 so much easier. 010
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 29/11/2024The kids are calling it… Horsemaxxing. (Please don’t drink horse electrolytes) 200
Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them) @avery.omg.lol · 27/11/2024One thing I added to my #AdventOfCode puzzle-solving toolbox is a "Frequency" type. Puzzles often have you counting collections of things (sometimes in the billions) where order isn't important. 100