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@avery-crudeman.bsky.social
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
leaves no time for brunch
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Death Stranding should have had Octodad as the protagonist
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gordi Ta-Krunch
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy, darling, light of my life, I'm not gonna hurt ya... I'm just gonna praise you like I shoulddddddddd
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gita have you seen bloodline?
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm a homicide detective who is too busy trying to locate your girlfriend to think about Tom Morello. You say she is jogging by the harbor but I can't track her down. When you pass out and we finally move the train she will dart past the subway entrance, oblivious to what has just transpired.
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh yeah all right liberty biberty baby make it last all night
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They call me fingers and they don't play the piano
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
each day we shovel coal in SILENCE!!!
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
arterial blood on his sweater already
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fake Eminem song about how it's sad Charlie Kirk got shot
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
leaning towards bird. what floor are you on?
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Eric Schmitt poster from Jack Smith probe but it's the shark biting a penis graffiti from After Hours
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my staffer's poster board and turn the Probe of Jack Smith into the Probe of Shit.
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Garfield sitting in a messy room under text reading "my room, my mess, my business"
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Larry David and Jon Hamm yelling "a shanda" at calebnyc
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I should buy a boat" cat meme but it says "I should stop paying my bills."
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The picture doesn't really do it justice but it was like magenta outside for a few minutes
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Haven't seen one this good in a long time
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He said "I'll call the cops!!!" and I kind of blinked and said "call them" and he ran back to his car and sped off. Insane interaction
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A guy was using the supermarket parking lot to cut through traffic and almost ran over my foot coming too fast around the building. I gave him a little tap on the trunk and he got out screaming don't touch my car and threw his apple juice at me lol
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Josh Gondelperson
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh man you can also use tahini instead of tomato paste
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've been doing like a white bean curry with coconut milk and sun dried tomatoes and a little spinach in there
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the consensus prestige tv era is like '99 - '23 but I really feel like it's '90-'17 starting and ending with Twin Peaks
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nah the perfect storm in '91 was a nor'easter
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Damn. hot people can just wear whatever the fuck
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's season six isn't it? I think two starts with "It Was a Very Good Year"
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hello >>> Hello, Goodbye
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gavin just wants to know if they were forced to install a slop sink
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We'll both die in darkness before you know it Hah hah hah hah… Well, what are you going to do? I've already decided. I don't really care; I'm simply crestfallen…
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Shakened
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
die-hardman
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cheese Boards of Canada
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it's always three dumb bitches telling each other 'exactlyyyyyy'"
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
no you don't get it merritt abandoning your principles to do transparently cynical pandering is the only way to gain the trust of the voters
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
we talking movies? absolutely performing arts? ymmv
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Way We Weren't
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I seem to recall this being said more or less explicitly by a handful of Dems when he left DOGE and started posting about Epstein
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nicola & Bart, anarchists from Italy, call (800) 621-2020
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I just went through this with CVS last week. figured out if you pick the menu option for the front of store they can transfer you straight to the pharmacy bypassing the phone tree that won't let you through
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my weed dealer tried to show me that movie and I argued with him about it for like an hour then he told me he was on mushrooms and started crying
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am very concerned about safety and fairness in the potato sack race
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Part 1: By What Means Kermit the Frog Acquired the Style and Title of Barry Lyndon
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh, he is pandering to bigots but left himself an out by using weasel words? all good then!
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"the groups" made my doctor put me on statins
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I could swear that both of these stories were reported at the time. I feel CRAZY
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drunk Don Draper pitching a tweet that reads 'we really do earnestly believe AI could kill all humans!'
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nah only Criterion is worth the money these days
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Stephen @avery-crudeman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
he is very obviously a chaotic neutral junkie
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