Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Haven't done one of these in a while. Happy Monochrome Monday y'all. Show me yours? 🙂🙂 031
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is the first time I've had my portrait drawn. I think my best side was captured, lol. Thank you @galleryofpictures.bsky.social I love it 🙂 040
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hello back! Always enjoy seeing you naked. That is an impressive cock you have 🍆 You need to start posting more though, so I can add more replies 😉 001
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 10/07/2026What's your preference? Completely shaved or neatly trimmed? 🙂 190
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I haven't posted in a while, so here's a random post gym nude 🙂 0142
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Well, this comes around quicker every year 😉 To all those who celebrate, feel free to post below 🙂 030
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Happy National Nudes Day 🙂 Here's a little something to celebrate. Sorry I didn't wrap it 😉 150
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Another working week, another cock shot. Hope that's okay? 😉 Happy Monochrome Monday y'all. 0100
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Physically, I'm getting ready for the day. Mentally, I'm still in bed. Happy Monochrome Monday all 🙂 0161
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Cheap at twice the price this Monochrome Monday. Have a good one all 🙂 072
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Two photos taken a year apart. I've got a little bit softer which is annoying, but I'm not too bad for my age 🙂 Those pills I bought online don't seem to have done what they promised. That's exactly the same, lol. Happy Monochrome Monday all🙂 082
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Up and ready to face the week! Not really. But I'm up and that's a start. Happy Monochrome Monday all 🙂 081
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Freshly shaved and ready for a wild Friday night! In my PJ's with a book. Asleep by 10. Rock and or Roll! 😜 1111
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 16/02/2026On. Off. Which one do you prefer? Happy Monochrome Monday all 🙂 0100
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 09/02/2026The body's willing, but the spirit isn't. Ugh. Another work week ahead. Booooo. Hope you're all more motivated than I am on this Monochrome Monday 🙂🙂 090
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Soft or hard? What's your preference? Happy Monochrome Monday all 🙂 0110
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Dragging myself out of bed isn't getting any easier. I also need to start learning some different poses, lol. Happy Monochrome Monday all 🙂 0110
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 21/01/2026One step closer to the weekend. Woo hoo! Happy Hump Day all 🙂 062
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Still wishing for my bed on this Monochrome Monday. Ugh. Who's bright idea was it to work for a living? Anyway, hope this naked idiot brings some brief joy to someone somewhere. Happy MM all 🙂 070
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Trying to work off the remnants of the festive season on a cold and dark morning, whilst thinking about the work day ahead. Can't I just go back to bed? 😭 Happy Monochrome Monday y'all 🙂🙂 090
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Dark, cold and the first day back at work after a loooong Xmas break. Booooo... But anyway - Happy first Monochrome Monday of the year all 🙂🙂 050
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 31/12/2025As I am an unsociable and miserable old man, I'll be asleep in my bed (drooling next to my cup of cold Horlicks no doubt) by the time the clocks turn, so I'll wish all of you lovely reprobates a: happy, safe and enjoyable 2026 now. Love to all 🙂 xxx 060
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one. 090
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 29/12/2025A bit later than usual, but here's the last Monochrome Monday of the year! Have a good one all 🙂🙂 0100
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 22/12/2025There is a question that is as old as mankind itself, wrestled with by philosophers thought the ages... Tighty whities or commando? 😜 Happy Monochrome Monday 🙂🙂🙂 1132
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Dark, cold and stormy this Monochrome Monday. Thinking I'd be better off back in bed, rather than standing around here in the nip... 😜 090
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Haha, thank you 🙂. It's very rare I get that sort of torque (if any at all) on it these days! 🙂 120
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Holy cow!! It's six inches of pure...erm, six inches 😜 Happy Monochrome Monday all. Let's see them all standing proud this week 🙂 1100
Average Male Ape @averagemaleape.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Which is your preference: night or day? Happy Monochrome Monday! 🙂 050