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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I used to mock difficult lingo when I started college (and during) until I realised it’s just my stupid brain being too lazy to parse out what I’m reading. It’s literally stupidity that makes you dislike it, and it’s ego with many that starts rationalising that stupidity so you don’t have to grow
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Imagine you think whatever brain fart you have is a genius thought. Like every single one.
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Miserable. Cunt.
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
You’re also a very brave rich cunt who made marginalised people your main enemy. But alas, perhaps you’ll write something actually funny in 2025. We all know you can. Happy New Year.
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It’s the one time a year where I feel obligated to get wasted. And I shan’t ignore my obligations. Also, I suffer from a chronic lack of seaside cottages.
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I know it’s the telegraph and all and I don’t want to absolve the writers, but a journalist once told me that you always have to ask yourself when faced with these idiotic articles not who the writer is, but who the owner of the paper is. I know it’s no deep wisdom, but I’m not a deep man
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Thanks for this. Especially the part about Tolkien purism. There’s some seriously media illiterate people in the hobby. I’ve been in and around fantasy for 30 years and no matter what your stupid political opinion is, how are you not simply booooored by the tropes?
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The last time I dealt with a publisher I signed a contract for 3x books. They did shit marketing and I barely broke even. I then bought back the rights to my own books for more than they made, self published them and made enough to cover the endeavour. Fuck em all
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Dude used way too many words to tell us he’s stupid.
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
racist grifters can’t believe racists are racists for the love of the game
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Brother, she wouldn’t. She didn’t run on anything that would have significantly changed the status quo nor made lives better for the vast majority (most of her policies were bandaids which is still better than bleeding out but…) I hate that Trump won as much as anyone, but it’s no coincidence
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
ah yes, poor racists realising rich racists aren’t like them. There’s a class division among racists as much as anyone. Poor racists need to unionise! And also realise in the process that their racism is holding back the revolution. It’s all a fever dream of mine but it sounds nice
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Jacob, I’ve been following your content for years on YT. I’m very happy about where you’re at right now. Brilliant job!
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This is the tenth time I see a post about it and the comments are absolutely disgusting. these are basically kids grown up in a totalitarian system who have no idea about the rest of the world. The bloodlust and hatred here is beyond inhumane. Shame on you.
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
You don’t know what either of those two words mean nor do you know anything about North Korea…sigh. McCarthyism really did a number on you people
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
They’ll rape the planet, destroy democracy, plunge billions into poverty m for the possibility of not having to pay for a workforce. That’s all it is and always has been with every “disruptive” company.
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This and nothing else.
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Musk doesn’t really understand science. He wouldn’t believe in eugenics otherwise. Calling him an oligarch is the same as calling him a shadow emperor, he’s an edgy nazi convinced his genes are superior to everyone else’s, he loves that shit. Arrogance+stupidity+money=nazi
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Watching a rundown on 2024 with random family members. Climate change: pfff, human activity. What about volcanos? Trump won: he said he’ll stop gender ideology. Gaza: nobody likes Palestinians, not even other Muslims. Ukraine: Zelensky is a whore begging for money from everyone Merry xmass…
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Scared nazis are the second best kind of nazis
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
2025 peeking in and these degenerates are an option for public office…I mean what the ever living fuck. Give this man a ducking walking stick and send him in the jungle, he obviously has the sophistication of a fucking monkey. I’m so tired of having to take these idiots seriously
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
god I can’t wait for the inevitable moment when one of these two grifters stabs the other in the back. It’s going to be delicious.
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Im always stunned at how well these people read Jesus’ teachings.
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Jesus is lost in the Rose Jungle. Help him find his way back inside of you and your family. Merry Christmass!
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a picture of jesus surrounded by red roses and hearts
ALT: a picture of jesus surrounded by red roses and hearts
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I'm no fan of good cancer either.
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The unnending fight against stupidity in every sphere of life…egg…continues
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
2 minutes ago i told my screen-bound family “and now the traditional xmass phone-gazing” Onion stop stealing my jokes sort of
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
And hop! I now know who Mace is. This is how you build a political career. Say preposterous disgusting lies and republicans will celebrate you. Don’t do any work, don’t say anything that’s not harmful to some minority. Be an absolute scumbag, and you’re on the right track. tRaDIitOnaL VaLues
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Judge deeds, star trek, 1984, and many more. Musk has exceptionally low media literacy. He manages not to understand a single sci-fi work. All he sees is lasers and flying cars
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Ok, love. Now finish your milk it’s getting late
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
What? I mean…what? No, it does matter what system you use as much as how you implement it. Those are also two very different points. “How moral” people are has nothing to do with it. Good god… I hope I’m arguing with a chatbot because that’s one stupid heap of words
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Spot on. 9 million died annually of starvation under communism. But people still think it’s the better-hold on. Oh that’s for current capitalist countries. Right, 9 million die of starvation annually, but very funny in any case right?
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
the politics of the Dems is pro rich people and pro status quo. They can pretend to be worried about trump but whoever is in the White House, they’re not the ones suffering under his anti worker politics
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
right, i think I saw this train of tweets once already. so the AfD is on his payroll. Not confirmed or anything, but sure smells like it.
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
God damn it, dudes. Back in the day we’d play World of Warcraft and masturbate. Never hurt a soul (except my mum (with how much I played, not the other stuff…new thought, new thought))
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
medical experts weighing the worth of raw milk and a resurgence of polio against simply letting people work until death. Yes, such a reflection
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I too sometimes suffer the bitter taste of moral ambiguity. On one hand there’s genocide and that’s not right, on the other hand there’s more territory for a genocidal regime. Truly a soul breaking decision
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
As an author selling on amazon I know that my hard work, dedication, lack of family time, financial and other anxieties have contributed to this party. I’ll keep working hard, Jeff. Don’t you worry. And just because cynicism alone can’t feed my soul, fuck you, Jeff
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
“Now” began a long time ago
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Haha, brilliant!
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Yes, it’s time good wolves start eating the bad wolves…
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
what’s with people here? This whole “just ignore it” shit doesn’t work. You can’t ignore malicious stupidity, you point it out. Every time. There’s backlash when ppl are asking for human rights and there shouldn’t be when morons spew hateful crap because why bother? Point. Out. Stupidity.
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Oh yes, the enlightened centrist. The lamest, most insufferable, all sides are bad but really I only criticise the left type of snobbery. Good stuff
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Coooodyyy is heeereee, yeee
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
oh, oh, oh! Remember that article about the scientist who went to that billionaire gala and the asked him questions like: “When the apocalypse happens, is there a way to make electrical collars for my security yards so they don’t turn on me?” Dear police, it smells nice in their assholes now, but
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Good satan That is cringe
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I like how artists constantly face existential threats while useless middlemen can’t decide which coked up yacht party they should go to next. Life ain’t easy for any of us.
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I was told in elementary that I shouldn’t walk the streets with my language skills (I lived as a refugee somewhere else so when I returned, I had a tough time speaking my native language). Fast forward to today and I’ve published almost 20 books in English which is my third language. F U, teach
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Cruela on how smart her little demon prince is.
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Bleff @averageideas.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Are you fighting your regime? Wtf…
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