Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You’d end up getting duplicate spices a lot I think. 060
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You sound like the royal press saying Meghan Markle doesn’t curtsy correctly. It’s a made up protocol!?!? 031
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m looking into solar panels before the crease I made with the curtains gets swallowed up with insane Iran connected power prices. Wheeeeee 010
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Blackout curtains everywhere and keeping them drawn all day saved me a hundred dollars off my bill thank god! I need to seal my front door better next year. I saw gaps this year. We live in a cave like environment with the drawn curtains but it’s easier to keep the air conditioner temp up at 75-77 111
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ballroom sponsored by Triangle Shirtwaist factory 000
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My parents buy packages for their travel with everything all set and a group set by the agency to travel with and do the tourist stuff. I can’t ever do that because what if I hate the people I get sorted with in the travel group!?! 030
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Graffiti Bridge is an unwatchable film but a great album! I wore that one out in the day 010
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“And all shall fade The flowers of spring The world and all the sorrow At the heart of everything” 😢 010
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026A face for radio and a voice for cartoon pigs 000
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Interesting…kinda puts all the comments from other jurors about his arrogance and how he didn’t listen to anyone else on the jury in a possibly different light 081
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Can you imagine saying you’re sending your kid to thousands of dollars in painting lessons so they get an art scholarship? You’d be laughed out of the room 0321
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The good news is going through the daycare crud will help lessen the elementary school crud by building the crud tolerance 😝 131
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026More people stink, wear dirty clothes and don’t wash their hair since covid. Evidence: my nose 021
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026One thing about blocks…they all work together regardless of brand. But I did look longingly at the sets of roman architecture blocks 😂 020
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I understand now why they used to dig up a dead guy who had been awful in life and then put him on trial for his crimes. 030
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comGus Reacts to Pluto News: That's Messed UpAlt: Gus Reacts to Pluto News: That's Messed Up 020
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’m annoyed most by “Rent was never supposed to give you nothing back” 010
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The stylist who did my hair for my wedding died of that cancer years ago, and he was so young…just in his 30s 😞 020
Reposted by Average HistorianRob @robosullivan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Guys. Where are the posts reminding us not to speak ill of the dead? I'm not seeing them for some reason. 172395446
Reposted by Average HistorianBowiesongs (C. O'Leary) @bowiesongs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026a favorite bit of writing on Dolly: David Cantwell on "Coat of Many Colors" "I am poor, but I will be more than that. I *am* more than that. Despite your contempt, the things I love are worth loving." 1436136
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I don’t know how people can keep the composure to sing at funerals 170
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’ve always wondered how famous people verify they are talking to other famous people’s actual assistant or whatever. Seth is right they targeted him for age but also for level of fame. I bet someone huge like Beyoncé has people triple verify everyone before you actually get to speak her. 000
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I’ve had that sunburn without a sunburn feeling and it is not fun at all 020
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Those people who ran the Nashville tv show should be ashamed of putting her through that postpartum and drug plotline. That was heinous. 040
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Even the queen!thecut.comThe Queen Loved Her Big Singing BassOne thing The Crown got right. 000
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I gotta learn to paint on juggalo makeup to evade this I guess 000
Reposted by Average HistorianCurb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 12/08/2026“Woke 1 went too far!” The phrase “stay woke” comes from the movement against police murder of black people 12 years ago and in that time not a single police department was actually defunded nor abolished so idk what the fuck anyone is talking about 582153501
Reposted by Average HistorianSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026“For smaller officers or weaker officers or older officers, I think it has a great advantage” is a quote in this story 58806230
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 12/08/2026He’s been doing old crooner and American songbook albums for awhile now, a couple of holiday albums too! It might actually be good 000
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I bet some Sondheim music would throw him into an aneurysm 020
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“But Trump quickly came to see Miller almost as a surrogate son, in large part due to his innate talent for knowing just what nostalgic show tune at what precise moment-"Memory" from Cats, for example-would succeed at talking Trump off the ledge of an incipient meltdown.” Good god 😂 010
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 09/08/2026We used to go over our friend list and decide if they would be allowed into our zombie apocalypse bunker. 030
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026He looks so beautiful in that scene. Best smile in film 020
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I want to fight any doctor who doesn’t offer strong relief after a hysterectomy. The recovery time is so long! 070
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026She’s going to be a PICU nurse! I hope she brings some light and humor to all the very sick kids she works with. We’ve been in the PICU before with mine and it’s so tough. 010
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comFunny Bill Murray & Ernie Hudson: Mass HysteriaAlt: Bill Murray saying: human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, Mass Hysteria (from ghostbusters) 000
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Why are Gabriel Byrne’s pants on loan from The Mask? 😆static.klipy.comJim Carrey as The MaskAlt: Jim Carrey as The Mask in bright yellow 020
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Guess I gotta grow my own lettuce if I don’t want to risk an Oregon Trail style death. Cool. 040
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I read too fast…At first I thought he said it was an Eric Clapton and I was very confused 000
Average Historian @averagehistorian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026They said, we are having a really good week here, you’re not going to mess that up for us! 000
