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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Taco Bell and lord of the rings Kind of night.

If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I keep forgetting Glenn Danzig made an entire Elvis cover album. Every time I remember it, it feels like discovering a weird artifact from a fever dream. Like, surely this didn’t happen.But it did, It’s probably for the best that we all collectively forgot about it.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This is what humanity has left to achieve.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I just want to draw all day everyday.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I have some new stickers coming out.

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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Nib work

Drawing of a silhouetted figure standing in front of an old mansion. A skeleton holding a ball is peering out over top of the mansion

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

These words ring true within my very soul.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Can life come with a reset button. Like on your neck or some place convenient.

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Nancy 8/2/26

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Are we at the point where listening to Incubus is socially acceptable again?

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Hello void bottomless pit of the internet.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I just want to stay home and read comics.

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Valerie 💖 @sevenohthree.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

New York City is the greatest country on Earth.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I’m going to start documenting me getting into tattooing on here. This what I’ve been working on.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

A new thing I did 👉🏽👈🏽🤭

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Tonight’s agenda, get stoned and listen to wings.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Impressive how Spotify’s AI bot turned repetition into an art form… a very annoying, hellish one.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Something new and something old. Long story short my check out the IG for more..✌🏽😜

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I saw two house spiders this week and didn’t completely lose my shit, so shoutout to bb Satan for the emotional growth and courage 🖤

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I love my cats, but when it comes to feeding time, they’re the absolute worst.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

tried watching the Sofia Coppola and Marc Jacobs Criterion Closet Picks and immediately got hit with flashbacks like I was back in art school, trapped in one of those aggressively thoughtful conversations where everyone’s saying a lot and somehow nothing at all.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Someone at work asked what I like to do in my spare time. I told them it’s pretty simple: I draw, read comics, smoke aweed, drink coffee, and every so often deliver a deeply passionate rant about professional wrestling like it’s a dying art form.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Never buy a cookie from a coffee shop in SoHo. In fact, never buy coffee from a coffee shop in SoHo unless you’ve developed a sudden curiosity about what burnt regret tastes like.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Men are so fucking stupid. I know someone will say, “Oh David, that’s not true.” Unfortunately, it is. The proof walks among us daily.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Someone asked me what I’d rather be doing for work, and honestly the answer came pretty easy: staying at home and talking to my cats in increasingly elaborate silly voices.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

With friends like Juan Alvarado, you get what you pay for ✌🏽👽

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I’m back at it again, attempting to juggle another social media space like I don’t already know how this usually goes.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

hello void it’s me David as someone who was born and raised in New York City. I would like to say fuck the Yankees then fuck the Yankees now they suck. They pay tribute to a fucking Nazi. If you’re a fan you’re lame too.

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Took a swing at the #jackedkirbyomacinks and let me tell ya, it was a cosmic blast 🌌✨ Big thanks to @jacked_kirby for cooking this up. Slide 👉🏽 for the color version and a few other Kirby dreams I splashed around with. Until next time, keep it weird. ✌🏽👽

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If looks could kale. @averagedave.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

I need more coffee and less interactions with humans.

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