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Average Atheist

@averageatheist.bsky.social
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Fighting theocracy. Fighting fascism. Fighting billionaires. It didn't have to be this way.

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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The crowd stands up and shouts: "Not One." Stop expecting paramecium to grow spines.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Soft taco. Trump always goes with "mild" sauce.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
:splat: Poor oval office painters, all that cheap gold spray paint...
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Elphaba? Or the original wicked witch? Holy cow, one jar of green makeup can be used for a dozen different cosplays, can't it?
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Gaila? She wasn't really around long enough to matter much. Or were you talking about the TOS Orion slave girl?
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Binary. Thanks to the multiverse, she could even make a brief comeback. This was the way Carol Danvers should have gone in the MCU. It's not too late.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Please do not overcorrect.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
*record setting violent crime
declining violent crime
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Whazzat? Quatrefoil?
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Top selling EV in the USA, 2026:
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
You have to giggle at those enormous aircraft carrier supersizedpickups when their owners have to park out on the back forty and walk half a mile to the Walmart. "Think he might be overcompensating for something?" "Oh, yeah he is."
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The agents are thugs, don't go after the street pushers, go after the dealers. "Rubio and Noem could not be reached for comment."
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Sorry you lost that court case, Herr Hans Frank. Being a Nazi kinda sucks. Rage on, princess.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
But I do think the woodchipper would be the most fun, lower them in a couple of inches at a time.
Modern
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Obligatory.
Jack Nicholson, "You can't handle the truth!"
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
ackchyually (cartoon)
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
'74 Dart. In puke green.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Too much sugar. Go with:
Dr. Pepper Zero Sugar (can)
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
If only I had the hair for it. :sigh:
Mohawk-inspired haircut
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Jack Torrence agrees.
Nicholson as jack torrence from The Shining
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Pontiac Sunbird, white. Looks like '84 model, give or take a year. I 'inherited' it shortly before it coughed its final cough and died. It was such utter garbage.
Pontiac Sunbird. Rolling garbage dump.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Hope the most beautiful curve found in nature isn't considered adult content.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The cover artwork was created by Drew Struzan for Pacific Eye & Ear. Rolling Stone would later rank it ninetieth on the list of the "Top 100 Album Covers of All Time".
Alice Cooper 
Welcome To My Nightmare album cover
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Doctor Strangelove (or how I learned to love the bomb).
Peter Sellers as Doctor Strangelove.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Doctor Bombay
Bernard Fox as Doctor Bombay
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Doctor Phibes (sometimes known as Abominable).
Vincent Price as Doctor Phibes.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Which plot results in McLovin?
"McLovin," Hawaiian (fake) driver's license for youth alcohol purposes.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Wear this in the airport and you'll have a small crowd of grey haired boomer men admiring your smexiness and classic style.
Alice Cooper Billion Dollar Babies t-shirt
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Homer Simpson cartoon, drooling in anticipation
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Bill, the Galactic Hero by Harry Harrison
Cover
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I can confidently say that particular Grammy was earned long ago.
Billion Dollar Babies - Battle Axe album cover.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Perspective: last thing your pringles see (Chip "eye" view)
Voracious appetite
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Jack Nicholson in The Shining. Looking rather frigid.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hedge fund manager. He is the problem. Might be tasty with fries, though.
Eat the rich graphic featuring a Monopoly icon on a spit
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Too many reposts of the identical challenge, it's turning into spam at this point.
The Ultimate Spam Cookbook cover.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Poor Mrs. Karen Grundy, the arbiter of propriety, cannot and must not. How is a gossip supposed to get along without juicy tidbits of horrifying behavior to apply her poison pen to?
MYOFB Karen t-shirt, available on Amazon.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
MYOFB Karen t-shirt (available on Amazon)
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Since I was 16. Then that damned guitar legend moved in and I never got my shot :(
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
2 (count em) two mHz!! 48k! DSDD floppy! Screen refresh measured in lines of text per minute!
Heath/Zenith H89 ~1978.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The Kurgan, Highlander. "Hi. My name is Candy." "Of course you are."
The Kurgan, from the movie Highlander.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This studmuffin, obvs. Image from ~1967 Try to queue up in an orderly line, ladies.
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Front and back covers for Alice Cooper's "Zipper Catches Skin" August 25, 1982.
Alice Cooper "Zipper catches skin" album cover, frontAlice Cooper "Zipper catches skin" album cover, back
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Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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