Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 30/05/2025The crowd stands up and shouts: "Not One." Stop expecting paramecium to grow spines. 020
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Soft taco. Trump always goes with "mild" sauce. 000
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 29/05/2025:splat: Poor oval office painters, all that cheap gold spray paint... 000
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Elphaba? Or the original wicked witch? Holy cow, one jar of green makeup can be used for a dozen different cosplays, can't it? 100
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Gaila? She wasn't really around long enough to matter much. Or were you talking about the TOS Orion slave girl? 110
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Binary. Thanks to the multiverse, she could even make a brief comeback. This was the way Carol Danvers should have gone in the MCU. It's not too late. 000
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 04/04/2025You have to giggle at those enormous aircraft carrier supersizedpickups when their owners have to park out on the back forty and walk half a mile to the Walmart. "Think he might be overcompensating for something?" "Oh, yeah he is." 1100
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 04/04/2025The agents are thugs, don't go after the street pushers, go after the dealers. "Rubio and Noem could not be reached for comment." 120
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Sorry you lost that court case, Herr Hans Frank. Being a Nazi kinda sucks. Rage on, princess. 000
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 05/12/2024But I do think the woodchipper would be the most fun, lower them in a couple of inches at a time. 020
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Pontiac Sunbird, white. Looks like '84 model, give or take a year. I 'inherited' it shortly before it coughed its final cough and died. It was such utter garbage. 020
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The cover artwork was created by Drew Struzan for Pacific Eye & Ear. Rolling Stone would later rank it ninetieth on the list of the "Top 100 Album Covers of All Time". 000
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Doctor Strangelove (or how I learned to love the bomb). 010
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Doctor Phibes (sometimes known as Abominable). 010
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Wear this in the airport and you'll have a small crowd of grey haired boomer men admiring your smexiness and classic style. 000
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I can confidently say that particular Grammy was earned long ago. 000
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Perspective: last thing your pringles see (Chip "eye" view) 000
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Hedge fund manager. He is the problem. Might be tasty with fries, though. 031
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Too many reposts of the identical challenge, it's turning into spam at this point. 000
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Poor Mrs. Karen Grundy, the arbiter of propriety, cannot and must not. How is a gossip supposed to get along without juicy tidbits of horrifying behavior to apply her poison pen to? 000
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Since I was 16. Then that damned guitar legend moved in and I never got my shot :( 130
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 18/11/20242 (count em) two mHz!! 48k! DSDD floppy! Screen refresh measured in lines of text per minute! 120
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 15/11/2024The Kurgan, Highlander. "Hi. My name is Candy." "Of course you are." 020
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024This studmuffin, obvs. Image from ~1967 Try to queue up in an orderly line, ladies. 000
Average Atheist @averageatheist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Front and back covers for Alice Cooper's "Zipper Catches Skin" August 25, 1982. 120