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Ordinary Average Guy

@average-white-guy.bsky.social
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Humanist, Husband, Dad, Corgi Wrangler, Software Developer, RC Pilot. I did not vote for the rapist.

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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How quickly will Google kowtow to Trump and change this to "Gemini is SI and can make mistakes"
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When you're not a christian, there's not much daylight between a "prayer" and any other occult incantation. My take is if there was a god, he'd be wondering why the fuck they talk in this silly way.
a prayer that was posted to Nextdoor which sounds a lot like an occult incantation:

Show us, we beseech Thee, O Lord,
in Thy clemency,
Thine unspeakable mercy, that Thou mayest both cleanse us from all our
sins, and deliver us from the punishments which they
have deserved. Through our Lord Jesus Christ, Thy Son, Who livest and reignest
world without end.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just remember that this Labor Day, the president is busy making Billions through market manipulation, self dealing, pay for pardons, and general corruption. But he’s only doing it for you.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sometimes I wish that reincarnation was real so that I would know that it's just this life that's stuck in the stupidest timeline.
Screenshot of Trump's idiotic posts about renaming Lake Ontario and the Strait of Hormuz.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
a photo of Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory with the caption "I'm renaming it to Lake America"
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
T
Trump's AI post with him standing next to Patton and MacArthur, but instead of a military uniform, he's now in a clown suit.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Trump's AI photo of him with Patton and MacArthur by his side, but he's now in a clown outfit.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Same kind of energy.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I think I'd be in favor of a voter literacy test like this.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
FTFY Trumpy
originally a "truth" from Trump comparing the reflecting pool under Obama and then under Trump.  Now that it's gone even more green after Trump's "repairs", I modified the image to reflect how much greener it is.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Book cover of "The Boy who cried wolf" changed to say "The little president who cried they want a peace deal"
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sorry guys, but you lied to us about the damage done to U.S. bases in the first wave of attacks. Why do you think we'd trust you to tell us the truth now? U.S. CentCom has as much credibility as the Iranian government now.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I've used Safari for ages and considered it to be the best browser for MacOS, but I'm really getting tired of having to quit the browser just to get memory back. All I did in the screenshot is quit Safari. Apple, why do you have to hold onto cache forever. Let it go! Let it go!
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
cartoon of Donald Trump in hell explaining to the devil, "I was totally exonerated!"
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"I have all the cards!"
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The new cognitive test that will break Trump.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Well, now we know the cognitive test that will sink him.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Well lookey there, I get to cover up another bingo square.
Screenshot of a Trump “truth” that is an AI generated image of him as Jesus healing a sick man.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"The negotiations went well and they are very receptive to our terms. He was much friendlier than we've ever seen before", Trump
AI generated photo of Trump negotiating with a muppet version of the Ayatollah being held by Stephen Miller
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A peak inside the negotiation of the cease fire that Trump secured.
AI generated photo of Trump negotiating with a muppet Ayatollah held by Stephen Miller
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
graphic with Trump and Epstein pointing a national average gas price of $4.14 with the caption "We did that"
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
So hard to deal with all this winning that Trump warned us about in his SotU address just one short month ago.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’ve been looking at replacing my 2018 Model 3 for my trips back and forth from TX to CO. Unfortunately, I haven’t found anything that can do the trip as fast or faster that’s affordable. So I’ve decided to keep this car until I can get a Scout Terra. Washed it tonight. Looks great from a distance
Photo of my freshly washed 2018 Tesla Model 3
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
one day soon, our landfills will be piled high with these cables. They come with every damn gadget you buy now.
photo of a USB-A to USB-C cable
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
we're all living the sequel
Scene from the movie Idiocracy showing the terrible shoes everyone wore
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
photo of Trump in a Trump merch baseball cap at the dignified transfer ceremony.  The caption reads "Trump didn't fire Noem because she was corrupt.  He fired her because she wasn't able to use the deaths of Renee Good and Alex Pretti the same way he's able to use soldier deaths for self promotion"
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
that's some real Lord Fuckwad vibes.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
You would think that @usatoday.com would be a bit more diligent in filtering out Russian troll farm content on their platform.
screenshot of a news story on USA Today with the headline "I'm a Democrat.  Trump's State of the Union made me like him more."
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Hard to believe it’s been 30 years since my wife framed this for me.
The last Calvin & Hobbes comic in a frame.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Trump rolled back environmental regulations so he could make America great again. Who needs clean, breathable air when you'll now be able to get a car that...check notes...doesn't shut the engine off at stop lights.
Photo of LA smog in 1960 vs clear skies in 2021
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I walk my two Corgs a few times a day through my townhome complex and always take a pic when I see something cool. I love how I don't even have to leave my complex to see something so "Colorado"
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This past year, the Dow grew 10.27%. Not bad, but if we look at the past 2 years, the growth was 29.64%. So in essence, the Dow's growth was halved. Hmm...what has changed in the last year. What could it be that's slowing our growth?
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Gaslighting 101.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hahahaha...no fucking thank you MAGA Douche.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
MAGA dropped a new Gadsden Flag.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Walmart announces that this year's New Years Day dinner will be much cheaper than last year. It will also be much simpler due to only being on ingredient!
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Live image from the White House
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Trump is getting up in age and we really have to start planning to honor him in the right way. My idea is similar to Kennedy's Eternal Flame. I believe we should build an Eternal Golden Shower" for him. This will probably draw people from around the world.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I'll be okay if we have to tear down his grave marker in order to renovate for this:
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The man who said this “It won’t interfere with the current building. It pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of.” also said this: “These are not my words, not the way I talk.”
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I’ll save my costume.
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
This is so very exciting to see people mobilizing. #NoKingsProtest
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Lucy van Pelt holding a football encouraging the democrats to pass the budget because she says they'll definitely work on funding the ACA afterwards
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
What do you think the pedo to peso exchange rate will be?
draft for the supposed Trump coin
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Ordinary Average Guy @average-white-guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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