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Luaren the Spookycat

@avder.bsky.social
152 followers 371 following 1.6K posts

45yo plural poly demisexual transfem. Likes weed. Sprigatito is our spirit animal. Ridiculously horny posts, leftist politics, and absolutely cringe emotional meltdowns. We’re trying to heal from extreme childhood trauma & just want to be seen.

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Luaren the Spookycat @avder.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
gosh, it’s almost like I’m a human with interests and pets and stuff who likes wearing clothing.
A screenshot from the Amazon about you page that shows that the weed cats have a dog, shop for women’s clothing a lot, and prefer retro video games over modern systems.
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Luaren the Spookycat @avder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The only good thing those two ever did was
Lt. Worf standing at his station on the bridge of the Enterprise-D with his arms crossed and a scowl that could melt iron saying "Die."
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Luaren the Spookycat @avder.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
our one rule is simple: you may not say sprigatito.
post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of
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Luaren the Spookycat @avder.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Bingo.
A partial screenshot from the weedcats iPhone showing that she just purchased the IKEA Shork. It cuts off before showing the order number.  

Her phone is at 17%.The same bingo card from the previous post, but now showing a very scribbly diagonal bingo.
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Luaren the Spookycat @avder.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Well I need to either buy shork or drink monster. And considering were trying to minimize caffeine due to headaches... well it's high time I get shork.
trans woman on the internet bingo card showing the weedcat is one box short in two possible combinations.  If she buys the IKEA shork she will get a top left to bottom right diagonal. If she drinks monster she will get column four.
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Luaren the Spookycat @avder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Show me a picture that captures your essence Well, you all finally get to see what we look like.
A pleasantly plump woman stands on a street with her hands clasped in front of her. She is wearing a bright white cable-knit tee-shirt, bright white arm warmers, a black skirt, sunglasses, and the strap of a crossbody handbag can be seen.  Her auburn hair is pulled back, and a pink hairband can be seen as well. She is also wearing a pair of headphones.
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Luaren the Spookycat @avder.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So walmart is trying to sell me $900 of Ramen. That's normal, right?
A screenshot of the weedcats phone with the walmart app open. The top item on sale is a massive pallet of maruchan ramen it wants $928 for.
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Luaren the Spookycat @avder.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🔥I have a knife I'd love to hold to your throat one day as I hold you down for your nullification. 🫦
A Red Civivi Stormhowl is held by a woman with purple fingernails.
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Luaren the Spookycat @avder.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Doctor Who title card that reads “the one where two of him are gay for each other"
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Luaren the Spookycat @avder.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
When I took in this view today, I was moved to tears. I'd never seen the Atlantic before I flew in Sunday morning. But I gazed out today and I see endless beauty. Friends were there with me, people I know care about me. I feel alive and this world is gorgeous and worth fighting for.
A view of the sea from a pier in Dublin. A wall is visible at the bottom, and then a rocky beach behind them.
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Luaren the Spookycat @avder.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Fuck it. See if this helps.
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