Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Fortunately Australia has already beaten SA and qualified for the WC so us Aussies don't have to worry too much about this. As a Gooner though 😬 000
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Can you see a future in which Arteta finally gets Sesko for one of his rehabilitation projects in a few years? Presumably after he's "failed" at ManU and they get rid of him on the cheap? 000
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Many years ago I lived with a girl who snuck a ginger kitten into our share house and he destroyed 2 pairs of my favourite sennheiser headphones with this sort of behaviour haha. Nevertheless I was very fond of that kleine Scheiße. 230
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Wait... of course they've already done it... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us8V...youtube.comPart One: The Birth of the Anti-Vaccine Movement | BEHIND THE BASTARDSYouTube video by Behind the Bastards 010
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 26/08/2025@nanami.codes Behind the Bastards podcast episode? 110
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 26/08/2025This is why groovy is superior, you can just write `def` and then only find out it's wrong when it blows up at runtime. 110
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Agreed, I had his watch alongs going alongside some Arsenal games last season (can't stand the official intl commentators, they always seem so biased against Arsenal) and he was always pretty even handed IMHO. 110
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Come to the southern hemisphere! We don't have humidity. Or summer. 050
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 12/07/2025❤️ the beans! Hey @nanami.codes are there any movies on here you'd recommend: scandinavianfilmfestival.com/filmsscandinavianfilmfestival.comHurtigruten Scandinavian Film Festival returns July - AugustHurtigruten Scandinavian Film Festival returns in July-August with films from the Nordic region, showing at Palace, Luna Palace & Palace Nova Cinemas. 110
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Just finished rewatching 28 days later in preparation for seeing 28 years later tomorrow! I also recently watched a Norwegian film about getting a boyfie, called "the tundra within". Maybe there's some tips for your quest in there? 010
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I have some rats or mice in the backyard that eat all the fruit off my fruit trees, can I borrow the girls next? 100
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 18/06/2025I got some embedded postgres test action going on... Because I set it up before test containers was even a glimmer in it's Daddy's eye. I'd like to think it's faster than a container but I've never measured it. 020
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 14/06/2025❤️ what a cutie One of my dogs has glaucoma, is already blind in one eye (which is totally my fault cause I took too long to take her to the vet) and now is prescribed 2x eye drops per day which I'm constantly forgetting. So I'm with you on the feeling guilty thing. 120
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025To be fair it's actually Loki's fault so only very indirectly your fault 011
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I just read the Wikipedia article about it and it turns out 13 being unlucky is actually your fault. 120
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I haven't owned a cat in a long time but as I recall it's the potential to possibly go through the door that is critically important to catkin. 130
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Happy birthyay Lily! I ❤️ her big yellow eyes and her feisty personality 030
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I'm annoyed this so called "bundes"liga has injured the Socceroos captain with two massive WCQs to play 000
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Don't let your dreams be dreams! You just need a pixie cut and some spicy boyfriend ASMR and you'll get there, I believe in you! 030
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Yay! physical media maxxing! I enjoyed pearl and X, but I need to catch up on girl, interrupted (only 25 years late on that one) 120
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 20/05/2025This just gives you the opportunity to pull out some physical movie you've been meaning to watch for a while but haven't got around to yet. You are physical mediapilled and qualitymaxxing, right? 130
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Blatant dive, VAR should have overturned, justice served with the save 030
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 17/05/2025The solution is obviously to become nocturnal yourself. 130
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Australia, somehow we got ourselves a spot in 2015 and people here unironically love it. My favourite part is when everyone gives the poms nil points. 120
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Just listened to our entry and it's probably for the best we're not in the final 🤣 120
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Do all the Nordic countries just give each other high marks regardless of quality? 110
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 13/05/2025So one Tavares is about the same as finishing 2nd instead of 4th. Really need a result against Newcastle this weekend. 000
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Oh no. Many years ago I had the displeasure of having to use rational something or other (IBM proprietary Eclipse), WebSphere, use db2 and do XSLT using a data power box and it was the worst thing ever. 130
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 13/05/2025This might be heretical and Italians probably hate it but Kenji www.seriouseats.com/how-to-make-... and Adam Ragusea youtu.be/R_OZGeKW-Pw?... both say you don't have to stir your risotto that muchyoutu.beYou don't need to stir risotto (much)YouTube video by Adam Ragusea 210
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Sometimes I'll get a hangover just for the cold Pepsi Max 120
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Or did Anya just get a classic anime nosebleed? 130
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I'm told that rolling the credits just means you've finished the tutorial. 000
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I want this to the first incoming of the summer just to watch the various Arsenal "content" creators lose their collective minds. 000
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I have both a white and a black dog so this is also an eternal struggle for me. 120
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 06/05/2025This is a nice and accurate prophecy but unfortunately it will not stop the absolute online meltdown that's coming if Arsenal don't progress 010
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 06/05/2025How does it know? I think you mean "why am I so predictable" 120
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Well I personally can reach a whole bunch of shops within a 15 minute walk. But that's not really representational of the city as a whole which was designed around everyone owning a car (though we're slowly changing) 010
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Me not answering because I'm oceaniachat and you didn't ask usmedia.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with a tear running down his cheekALT: a close up of a man 's face with a tear running down his cheek 130
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I mean, I don't disagree in theory, this is why I use jooq but even then that's creating SQL under the covers and the SQL parsing is irrelevant in the face of the inefficiency of my queries 010
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Any chance he'll be back for the WCQs in June? 100
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 26/04/2025> > hot dog bun got burnt > > red onion bought today was no good Girl dinner post when? 140
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 24/04/2025So, like, have you considered migrating south for the summer so you can get some sleep or do you just raw dog 24 hours of sunlight? 100
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Man, I would risk all kinds of injury to rub that belly 140
Simulacrum @availablehandle.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Yeah, I've always found the rebirth and renewal symbolism of Easter to be fucking weird during autumn in the southern hemisphere. I'm thinking we should start having Easter in October here. 150
