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My birthday happens to be the same day as the Pride parade in Toronto 🤘 My friends don't know this yet, but during the parade I'm going to nudge them and say "all *this* for me? Seems a little excessive" at LEAST 37 times

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

The agenda really isn’t working out for me…

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

I fucking suck at everything that isn’t standup and it’s killing my standup career lol

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

In this country WE STAND FOR THE FLAG 🫡🤘🏻

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Me: “It’s back, you know” Ghost of the last person to die of measles before the vaccine: “You’re fucking kidding”

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

I really don’t understand the gripe against paper straws. Just drink faster, idiot

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I’ll call the pope anything he changes his name to except “Gulf of America”

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

I’ve heard that as a Canadian, if I attempt to cross the US border they can turn me away based on social media posts that are critical of the US. And I wish I could resist, but… SHOES INDOORS?! I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS. YOU ANIMALS

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

TENNIS SKIRT WEATHER GET INTO IT, JABRONIES

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

No healthcare = you never really did have the best lives though 🫣

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Can’t imagine what I was wailing about here

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

My sleep paralysis demon resembles a telemarketer who sits at a desk beside my bed and noisily makes calls all night

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I’d like baseball more if they wore short shorts and knee pads

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Remember when Bill C-18 in Canada was supposed to “jail anyone who called someone by the wrong pronouns”? How many of you gullible idiots are in jail years later because of it? Bill C-18 is another easily forgotten relic of an ADHD reactionary culture war against trans ppl.

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Conservative on Survivor after getting voted out on day 1 because no one likes him: “IT’S RIGGED 😡😡😡”

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

I’d tell Pierre Poilievre to take a seat but it seems he’s lost his 🤣

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Every time I try to act sexy I hurt myself 😵 It doesn’t sound like much but I smashed my knee and my bones are made of glass

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Here it is, the butt of the joke

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Thanks so much for the shout out!!! 😍 Very much appreciated and welcome aboard 😎

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Todd @toddintune.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Went and saw @avacomedy.bsky.social perform at Art Bar last night. Damn she was so funny. I had so many good laughs and I haven’t been laughing that hard for a long time. Instantly converted to a fan.

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

The guy who films Tate videos:

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

My legs scare off hecklers. I’ll friggin KICK YOU

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Got a private booth for us 😉

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I feel dumber lately. Slower. Less inspired & creative. Sad. Foggy. It always passes in time, but this particular intellectual drop feels like a doozie.

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

A group of Cybertrucks is called a ‘Blitzkrieg’

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

(NOT AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK) Holy moly I’m on another episode of Halifax ComedyFest tonight! 😎 The season finale! Tune in to the CBC at 9:30 EST, Canada!

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

“We can always tell” (Can’t distinguish between a dress and fucking PANTS)

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Ava’s been working on her “bedroom eyes” 😍

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Ava had fun last night 😈😇🧡

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

I think I’m just gonna wear these pants everywhere now… errands, shows, first dates

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

“What’s in ur pants?”

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

THANK YOU MY LOVE 🙏🏻❤️

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I’LL BE ON TV AGAIN CANADA 🤩 TUESDAY MARCH 18 AT 9:30 EST ON CBC ANOTHER STANDUP BANGER FROM AVA VAL 🤘🏻

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Who could have possibly predicted that the proud patriots of the trucker convoy would be the most in favour of becoming a 51st state 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

THE WEEKEND HAS ARRIVED I’m AT Levity Comedy Club & Lounge ALL WEEKEND, HAMILTON LET’S GO TICKET LINK IN COMMENTS🎟️

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

People with pets! Serious question: When you have a guest over and you tell them “you’re really good with animals!” Or “[pet] doesn’t warm up to people like they did to you!” …Do you say these kinds of things to make your guests feel good about themselves or do you only say it when it’s true???

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Me, 5 years old, at a computer store: “Wow, everything is computer”

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Ava Val @avacomedy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

My biggest conspiracy theory is that Bill Maher doesn’t have any fans and that he’s being platformed by a cabal of rich guys who love the smell of their own farts

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