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Aux O’Doom

@auxodoom.bsky.social
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Level 3 Bard, Level 3 Artificer. #InfernalFolk #DoYouKnowMyMom #TONIGHT (ALT TEXT a stunned man wearing a white robe and katanas meets the singular gaze of a spirit with an eye for a butthole)

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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
A vampire reminds us that frequent night urination is not always a medical concern.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
While Watching Predator Badlands: “what could a society built around being the predator to all look like? Oh wait…”
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Will uvula be my levator veli valentini?
Will uvula be my levator veli valentini?
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
A heard appears to have a crack shaped like a bregma. What will you do?
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Nose, 3 nasal conchae, a hard palate and one sexy fucking choana
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I have small dog syndrome
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Leveled up. Joined the College of Glamour. Met some Drow Lolth Goths. We’re talking about praxis. Praxis. NOT A GAME. PRAXIS.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
It’s my sexuality. www.popularmechanics.com/science/a632...
popularmechanics.com
Scientists Have Confirmed the Existence of a Third Form of Magnetism
This could change the game.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Overheard on the street, three goblin teens: “Bro dude stop there’s something you’re not considering…what if you nut from the butt plug and then you don’t want to do anything else?”
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Ask your astrologist about Skyrizi!
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
“Don’t threaten me with a third career” - Bell
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
It’s *officially* Wim Hof Girl Summer!!!! 🥵🥵🥶🥶
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The Passionfruit of the Christ
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Just to be clear, I have three dads too! But still unclear if we are all biologically related. Still my dads!
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
“You can perform something, you can perform nothing… Life’s a stage, kid. Someone’s always watching.” -Franklin the Bard.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I learned what sex is! From an air genasi! #storiesforthegrandkidsoncetheyexistandaregrownup
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Found my messaging stone! Mosh was incubating it!
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Haha can i roll for hornies!? Could be fun!
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
People hear my music and they’re like, that guy’s got a mommy. For sure.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Seeing a lot of, are you a bot? Does bot stand for bottom?
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
That time we could have turned a university administrator into a goat.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Looking for some halfling leaf for a friend.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I lost my message sending stone.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I’m a munch for the resistance
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Tiefling: A History of The First Contract. By J. RxR Tiefling.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I’m being follow. #poundsign Subdolo! Sneak Attack!
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I wish somebody would do a study on gnomic masculinity. And halfling masculinity too, for that matter.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Hormones
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Oo a muffin tin that makes blueberry muffins that look like cramberry muffins. So no one will know. 60 bronze pieces. You know.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Dont mention blueberry muffins around subdolo
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
An armored baby carrier so you can take your kid into combat. +2 to initiative. Very stylish. 7 silver pieces. Dm me.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
My therapist is on vacation
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Whether or not my dads are a demonic polycule is none of my business.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I’m platonic friends with a two hundred year old half angel.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It just makes so much sense. Florence IS OF THE MACHINE. AND SO AM I.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I’m trying to get by on one piece of silver a day until the trembler sales start coming in.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I WILL BE A FAMOUS BARD ONE DAY!!!!!
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I am an adult tiefling, ok!?
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Just trying to cheer myself up. No one in my party has spoken to me in weeks.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
So actually, we arent descended from demons. We are descended from humans who made a deal with demons. Kind of bummed.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
With my horns I’m over 6’. Does that count?
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I’m regretting not drinking that fae water.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
What if my mom is Florence of The Machine. But is she a Tiefling? How does that work again?
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I cant wait to be a level 3 bard.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I hate it when things i make dont work perfectly on the first try.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
What is the most important quality of a successful relationship? What is relationship success? (My therapist suggested I ask)
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The hero’s journey: you find out everyone is your dad.
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Beginning to think I’m not related to all my dads. How deep does this rabbit hole go???
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Feeling ashamed of my “rolling for hotties” phase. Kinda objectifying, right? #MoreThanJustHotties
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Aux O’Doom @auxodoom.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I wonder how many guys are really just looking for their mom. Like me! #FindTheMoms
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