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@auwr.bsky.social
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god’s favorite beast

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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
i really fucking hate smart tvs bro life was so much better when my tv was a dumbass
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
i love monster hunter wilds so much i want to be not scared to go into public lobbies and play with other people
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
he played 25 hours of wilds (it’s his first monster hunter) like okay sure, that’s John Monster Hunter
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
40 hours into monster hunter wilds and my favorite armor is the balahara set or the rathalos set im excited to see what new hunts i have coming as i increase my rank im only HR 20 atm cause i helped my nephew through the storyline
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
lowkey getting very excited for monster hunter wilds it seems like it’s kind of addressed the only issues i had with world when that had came out (hunts being timed, and the monster just fucking off)
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
i don’t know how many battles i just won in a row but i got my event matches gold emblem in TCG pocket holy shit i was so locked in i definitely got lucky a couple of times but damn man
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
i might start screen recording my TCG pocket battles and posting them cause it’s so fun to play and see my strats win even if on occasion they’re very simple at times
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i’m really hype for the new tcg pocket expansion, i opened 11 packs this morning and these were the best i got… i’ve got a long road ahead of me
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
i said “i’m not a big fan of the government” like the tiktok audio and my bald coworker said to me “well at least we’re in a country that you don’t get stoned for being gay” and i said to him “they’re working on it”
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
white people arguing be like: saltines vs ritz: who is the real cracker
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
smile on vinyl is 45rpm??
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
“you’re a little drunk” “i’m actually a fairly tall drunk, thank you”
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
anti vaxxers are just really scared of needles and are incapable of being a big brave boy
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
thought i was alone in this chinese buffet for a moment and felt like i was lost in the backrooms or some other liminal space that also has general tsos
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
i accidentally ran over the dog from “dog with a blog” with my car
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
watching the british documentary “28 days later” about how much it sucks to live in britain
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
sometimes my wife makes me sleep in the kitchen (we don’t have a couch in the living room) so i keep the oven light on all night so i don’t get scared
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
i joined the yakuza as a diversity hire
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
everything is going wrong in my life because i need a haircut
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
shirt that says “two seater” with an arrow pointing to my face and to my crotch
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
you wouldn’t bok a choy
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
by the age of 24 you should have at least 40 folders on your desktop that you haven’t opened in years
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
i’ve drank multiple ounces of dish soap in the past year
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
i’m like the not-so-fantastic mr fox
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
opening one of these boxes to find one really heavy glove inside
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
they should make a president that has the people’s best interests at heart
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
she shred on my cheddar til i cheese
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
i really need to start using this app man twitter is such a shit show
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
hungry as fuck and hungry as shit make sense but if you say hungry as sex and hungry as piss you’ll get some rather peculiar looks
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
man i was sleeping on the pokémon tcg app this shit is so fire
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
that latest episode of dan da dan yeah that hit
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
the razor scooter was fun, but demanded a respect like no other mode of transportation i’ve encountered since
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
i’ve always been an early bird but i still haven’t gotten that worm
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
so is webfishing pick your battles wisely
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
finished up og dragon ball and started on dbz a few days ago just wrapped up the saiyan saga and now the gang is on their way to namek im wondering what all during this will end up being filler i guess most things i don’t remember seeing in dbz kai would be it
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
I LOVE WEBFISHING RAAAAHHHH
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
i need everyone to see webfishing
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
this game is so awesome
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
who is going to address the red onion on bbq chicken pizza epidemic
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
so the red 40 then
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
you can’t be mad at him he-he just doesn’t understand okay?? he’s just a 396 month old kid, okay? he’s just a-a he’s just a kid…
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
i thought he said “bababooey” and not “babababa” the first time i read it and now it’s not as funny to me 🤧
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
33 episodes of dragon ball left goku is about to fight king piccolo if i didn’t have to go to work in the morning i’d probably watch their whole fight rq
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
really weird how whenever someone addresses tien in the original dragon ball after they learned his name they always say his full name “Tien Shenhan” every single time and also launch definitely being in love with him
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
that’s true, i’ll probably just wait for a sale then if i can hold out that long
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
if i won 100 million dollars id probably do something crazy like go to japan or get a shake at five guys
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
i’ve been thinking about it, i really loved bdt3 when i was younger is it worth the $70 or should i wait for a sale
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
i have 50 episodes left to watch of the original dragon ball then i can either take a lil break or i can rewatch all of Z, i never got to see the buu saga tho i don’t recall nicktoons ever airing the buu saga for Z kai
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
i feel a need to buy dragon ball sparking zero it looks so good but i haven’t watched past GT
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avery @auwr.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
photo of my tv because i don’t want to stop playing just to upload the screenshot to my phone but man 1775 points in a match is crazy for me… i usually only do like 1300
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