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It’s a pool party, bub.

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I’m Blue. She/her. Still a lazy misanthropic porn tart. I am textually extremely NSFW. Delicious header art by @ponderosa121.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/users/autosched…

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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
OH I SEE
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Also contains a fanon version of Reno I’m really very pretty sure. Tell me who did the market research for this film.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
So. The Wrecking Crew. Did not expect big beefy dudes clutching each other crying in the rain, lemme tell you. Did not expect. Did enjoy immensely.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Oops, tripped and fell into watching the Pitt.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Ooooh Hodge was a great choice, he has such a fun face
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Is there anything more disappointing than receiving a comment on a fic you struggled with but finally finished and posted, only to have it be someone soliciting an art commission. 🫠
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Himbo Beefcake, PhD 🔞💪 @jendrawscomics.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Whenever you make art you should make it the most self indulgent thing that has ever existed. make it so self indulgent ppl are like Hmm is this a fetish, they went so hard with it, wow, I don't even go here but maybe I do now
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Hail the grumpkin
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This is a bear satisfied with a good season’s work.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The character growth from believing free will is the greatest lie ever told; people need to be controlled, to being the ultimate creator of actual free will is brilliant. It WAS the greatest lie ever told until he made it truth.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Rewatched #Loki and at the end I thought about the line from #thedarkknight about either dying a hero or living long enough to become a villain. Loki decided to do it the other way around — a villain who lived long enough to become a hero.
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Omer🤸‍♀️🔞 @yahaboot.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Someone make a sexy panel that goes "im...im c--!! Im co-! Im consenting to this act!!!"
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Ponderosa | Kim Kuzuri @ponderosa121.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
the most annoying thing about the #bskycensorship is that the tools are already built to ensure youth are protected via confirming their accounts are 18+ to view adult material, and the equivalent of spoiler labels allow adults to toggle or click to consent to see artwork with sensitive topics
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
It says something that shows come with warnings for sex, violence, self-harm, language, etc., but never murder.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Bizarrely majestic.
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🔞Elfy 💚⭐ Fey-Demon V-ARTIST @elfyelfears.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
quick #sabrevine sketch before bed last night "Come here often?" "Yea. 'S my bed." #elfydoodz #sabretooth #wolverine #marvel
a quick sketch of sabretooth (victor creed) and wolverine (logan) laying in bed together. Victor is laying on his side in a different direction than Logan as he leans over him, brushing some of his hair out of his face, which wears a warm, close-eyed expression. Logan lays on his back with a pillow beneath his head, arms crossed as he looks at Victor, unimpressed, and yet with a tiny blush on his cheeks.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Both are closets for storing things, neither are storage for closets. Go away with your pedantic specifics and stop ruining my fun. 😤
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
And don’t think I haven’t thought about how a sweater and a jumper can be the same thing, but you can only hope office sweater and office jumper are too.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This has haunted me for weeks. An office sweater is a sweater for the office. A sweater office is an office for/about sweaters, which I guess is like the forestry service. Cool. But storage closet and closet storage are the SAME THING
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Baimonbluewhale / commission : open(0/1) @baimonbluewhale.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
👁️🫦👁️
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Ponderosa | Kim Kuzuri @ponderosa121.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
when the discord says "Hugh Jackman Wolverine in THIS outfit" sometimes you just gotta (thanks, quakey) 🎨
Fanart of Wolverine sitting around smoking a cigar in the sexy femme halloween costume version of his outfit with cutouts and thigh highs.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Okay but just listen: Geralt and Jaskier run into Xena and Gabrielle on the road.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Random Loki variant thought: Loki is never low-key.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
When you reaching the point in plotting fic where you just want to read it and not have to write it first.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
MINIMUM EFFORT omg i have never identified with anything stronger than this
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
If I had ideas, I would LOL
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I’ve got Plot up to when Victor crashes the exposition meeting in the mansion, and lots of characterization thoughts on what Victor does when faced with this ridiculously mature Logan, but I haven’t figured out how Victor impacts the story from there.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
My brain is full of Days of Future Past, but what if Victor… And Victor is going to hit on Chuck so hard.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Picture someone named Bambi. Did you imagine a woman? A wide-eyed, pretty, possibly naive woman? Or a sexy stripper, big eyes, big tits? Or did you think of Bambi, the Disney deer prince? Why is Bambi a default female name when the most well-known Bambi is a DUDE.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I guess? I mean, free ride but come ON.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I… am probably going to have to leave work today for getting nonconsentually high from the smoke being pumped in through the outside air vents. 😵‍💫
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lacy @lacypool.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
im looking disrespectfully
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
It’s art by @ponderosa121.bsky.social for a fic by @some-stars.bsky.social 😊
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skye @loganmeowlett.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
old man logan and origins wade enjoying some coffee, but it seems logan can't stay awake <3 wade won't complain though. #poolverine #deadclaws #wadewilson #deadpool #wolverine #loganhowlett #xmen #marvel
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Is it progress when editing the fic is easier than writing it in the first place?
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Look, I know that ‘ofc’ means ‘of course’ but in my head the o takes on the full function of the ‘of’ so I will forever read ‘ofc’ as ‘of fucking course’ and it adds a little spice to my everyday.
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(⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠) @love-vermeil.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
couple of people on the discord asked for . lingerie + Bowtie lingerie .. so..
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Baimonbluewhale / commission : open(0/1) @baimonbluewhale.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Where ya think ya going kitty cat?🤩
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limach-an @limach-an.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
🙇‍♂️ #poolverine
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PinPin @pintedoodle.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
빅터 #victorcreed #sabertooth
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Espuki Fonzu | COMMS OPEN @fonzu.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Commission for @ponderosa121.bsky.social, the #marvelgymbros are back with Wolverine and Sabertooth! Thanks for the commission!
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
@some-stars.bsky.social I saw nut squad and immediately thought ‘nuttier than squirrel shit’ and I have no idea why, but thanks I guess cause now I got the giggles
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
And sometimes you’re just sittin at your desk at work, maybe workin, maybe not workin cause you got so much work you dun wanna, and you just need to scream WHHHHHYYYY at the steady unblinking eye of an uncaring fluorescent tube
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PinPin @pintedoodle.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
엑탄울 시리즈 더줘잇!
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Finally made it to Pride and I gotta say, this is smart marketing.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Not what I expected but you know what, I accept. uquiz.com/quiz/eTdXoU/...
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Spooky Rin @spookyrin.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Take the bean home, Wade. #poolverine #deadclaws
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I am a fool. I have only now noticed how #doctorwho Cybermen look like they’re crying.
A Cyberman. Who looks like they’re crying.
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It’s a pool party, bub. @autoschediastic.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
He’s so looooong.
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