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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
#dnd #ttrpg
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Interviewer: What would you bring to the company. Me:
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Cap Shelby, head of the lesser known South American branch of the Peaky Blinders. I wanted a capybara tattoo but something more interesting than just the animal
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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
#ellisrosen #thenewyorker
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Peaky Blinder or character from Newsies? I love the hat either way but I suspect that this and the cane give "Crutchie" vibes
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Alice Poole @feypop.com · 21/06/2025
Didn't have time to finish a new release for #freeRPGday so instead, ALL of my story games so far are available FREE today only on feypop.com New games coming real soon. ;)
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TheEmpressCJJ @theempresscjj.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
And we are wearing BLUE baby!!! #NoKings #July4th
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Alice Poole @feypop.com · 11/06/2025
DIFFERENT out now!!! feypop.itch.io/different Speak up. Stand out. You are...DIFFERENT. A YA Urban Dystopia #TTRPG inspired by Divergent, The Hunger Games, and more for the #BreathlessJam2 by @rpdeshaies.farirpgs.com Community copies available!
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DIFFERENT by FEYPOP
A YA Urban Dystopia TTRPG
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Matt Stormcrow @mattstormcrow.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Text: "A friendly reminder that you don't need to fully understand the nuances of gender identity to know that each individual person knows who they are better than you ever will."
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
@verizonofficial.bsky.social Your AI hanging up when your customer says "representative" is why people change carriers
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I don't like sand . . .
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
If we could just focus on doing things rather than purity tests we could actually achieve things
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
What is the best World of Darkness game? I'm new to the system #whitewolf #worldofdarkness #wod
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Some DnD fun #dnd #ttrpg
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Stock market today
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Zoe The Ortho-Marxist Deer 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍻 @zoe248.tgirl.gay · 01/04/2025
I'm cooking with this and so should you
A happy mule deer with an impressive set of antlers

Top Text: Everytime you repost this deer
Bottom Text: A Transphobe Gets Mauled With Antlers
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Feature for your homebrew setting: a courier service that delivers almost anything you can think of no matter how remote the location. It is owned and operated by women. Yes, this is the Amazon corporation #ttrpg #dnd
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I once got reprimanded for CCing a customer on an email to my manager. I feel like I'm owed either an apology or a cabinet position
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Matt Stormcrow @mattstormcrow.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
What LARP or TTRPG opinion has you like this?
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
That feeling when you have a new roommate who doesn't play TTRPGs and now you know you're going to have to explain the whole hobby . . . Again
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Why aren't the Democrats . . . I don't know and I don't care. Where is Kamala Har . . . I don't know and I don't care. Why didn't AOC speak up for Gaza soon . . . I don't know and I don't care. We need to elevate and amplify those who are doing something. All else is noise
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Man it would be awesome if #bg3 would do a pitch to fix all the glitches. But what we really needed was Arcane Archer, the fighter class no one plays, apparently
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
My daughter told me I should try a BG3 build of Durge gnome bard. Been playing tactician and honour forever but I went balanced with this. Man is that game more enjoyable on balanced. I now remember why I don't play Dark Souls games. If you like impossibly difficult, enjoy but it ain't for me #bg3
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
DM: You will need to bring back essence of will o the wisp. Are you taking a jar with a lid? Me: Absolutely. Asses of will o the wisp probably smell terrible. DM: 😤
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
DnD session line of the day: "Stop kink shaming the hags."
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Does anyone else feel like technology peaked about ten years ago and everything since is features no one asked for that make things worse?
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The insurance company I work for wants to have a hashtag campaign about distracted driving. Hashtags, which increase social media activity, which increases notifications, which increase distracted driving. I don't know if G-d is real but if they are, I totally get why they don't talk to us anymore
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
As a player, how do you make your character interesting without going full edgelord? #dnd #ttrpg #vtm
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Playing World of Darkness games really hits different now. Like wouldn't it be cool if we had superpowers during the apocalypse we're living through? And what social media app does Pentex run? And this game would be more realistic if the Technocracy were all incel nepobabies #wod #whitewolfgaming
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Rogue: And why should I believe in any God? I make my own destiny! Light Domain Cleric: Your destiny's gonna be a fireball if you don't shut up. Rogue: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Paladin: That's very effective, father. It's not too subtle, but . . .
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Talking to a hot lady. "I have a lot of Nordic heritage. Would you like some of my
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If you work in an open office and eat potato chips at your desk, know that your coworkers hate you and are right for it
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
"Whoever saves one life saves the world entire." If you're at a loss for what to do right now, find one person you can help. Help them. Then go find another one
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Played Werewolf the Apocalypse. Our pack was investigating a mystery and the cops stopped us to ask what we were doing. My guy told them about werewolves on the theory that it would sound so crazy cops would not wanna deal with it and leave us alone. Weirdest successful deception ever
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Trump has said he wants TikTok to be 50% gov owned. I want no part of that. There's also talk of it being bought by an AI company. Also, nothing I need in my life. Will miss TT but this is a bunch of nope
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
And that's it. TikTok won't open for me anymore. Damn
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Part of me wants to spend tonight scrolling TT but it's just too sad to see it go
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Remember that your TTRPG group needs four roles played: the person who doesn't know how to play despite having played for 15 years, the person who knows every rule and interprets all of them wrong, the person who wants to fight God, and the person doing something totally unrelated to the campaign
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Does anyone know if DnD or other TTRPGs are widely played in China?
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I just want to be a silly little guy who plays tabletop games and other fun things. Circumstances have forced me to be a big serious guy who does absolutely not fun things
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
If my Chinese Tiktok spy is here on Bluesky, I just want you to know I'll give you my SSN, DOB, and mother's maiden name if you'll keep sending me videos
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Get to play DnD for the first time in a while later today. The game has been a huge part of my personality for the last 7 years or so but it's getting to be time to move on. I look forward to more time playing WOD and other games but there is a sadness to it
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Made a video about why AI art is bad. Didn't really think people would be in their feelings about it. I miss the person I was when I still thought that
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Zuckerberg could take his connections and his billions and be the hero the world needs. He could do this from Sweden or some other place safe. He could be a real life superhero and instead he's doing whatever this is
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
A little fun with TT sounds #dnd #ttrpg
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Bard: Did do you destroy Lolth's temple? Fighter: No. Those priestesses are scary. I backed out of the fight. Bard: Does that mean you were . . . Fighter: Don't say it! Bard: Drow beaten? *Paladin draws sword* Paladin: Stand down, fighter! *Draws sword* This one's mine.
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Playing my first session of Werewolf the Apocalypse soon. I'm excited but don't really know what to expect
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My very specific set of skills (derailing combat in every TTRPG I play) is not nearly as marketable as one might hope
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The premise of BG3 explained www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY21PCF2/
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#greenscreen #baldursgate3 #bg3 #dndtiktok
TikTok video by Benny
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AutistGM @autistdm.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
It's a special grief to have spent the weekend fighting imaginary goblins but now it's Monday and you won't get to fight imaginary goblins all week #dnd #ttrpg
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