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Authur3389

@authur3389.bsky.social

178 followers 769 following 441 posts

36, Employed, Just some dumb goo who likes video games and might do a dance. He/Him NSFW content (18+) MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED (18+)

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I might've seen a lot of Disney as a kid, but I've seen a lot of Don Bluth and pre-3D Dreamworks, too, come at me.

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

kill everyone in hitman

and make it really funny

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

don't forget this summer

Drink all the shampoo in the house

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

And if they wanna call it piracy, then yo ho ho, and a bottle of currently available beverage!

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I really can't wait until God finally puts toxic ass boomers like this in the dirt with the other dinosaurs they belong to. But unfortunately, I need to wait until their timers expire. Though I think we all know what's actually going to happen at least two years from now. Keep laughin, hick.

Glassdoor response to someone asking if it's the economy's fault that it's tough getting a job:

Data Analyst 1:
It is absolutely this economy, and it's not going to recover until a certain orange man is removed from office.

Sales Representative 2:
Yet the socialist/communist NYC just elected is the knight in shining armor who promised "free" stuff to garner the very votes that got him in office?
LOL!

Data Analyst 1:
@Sales Rep 2

Don't you have a Twitter account to go be annoying on?

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

"What in the goddamn...?", softly cried Chandler as he realized he was being possessed by the ghost of Benny the Swindler, morning coffee in hand.

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

The unwashed yellow hands of Spongebob Squarepants grasping upon a leatherbound book entitled "How To Become A Clown In Less Than 20 Minutes." A meme typically used as a cutting rebuttal to someone being a ghoul, an asshole, or an idiot. In other words, rather clownish by today's internet standards.

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

widespread bread

A poopy pic taken of a silly man's video of one's sink being one's bathroom

he is breading everywhere

(SOURCE: [YTP] YOUR SINK IS THE BATHROOM by cs188 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tYjognhazg)

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I really need to remember to add alt text to things...

Bobby Hill from King of the Hill in that one anti-smoking episode having smoked maybe five hundred cigarettes and looking sick as a dog. This was a punishment tactic that Hank used, but it quickly went out of control. One of the few good animations out there that actually goes into the addiction aspect of tobacco, imo.

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I love my home page.

A coyote in the field senses a disturbance in the force as it suddenly cuts to a giant ferret climbing the Empire State Building.

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

"Thank you for considering me, good sir." ~ Duck

A thankful duck that is being considered.

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Pete in that last one:

Man in black shirt reading "SICKOS" on it puts his face up against a window using both hands with a speech bubble saying "Yes...HA HA HA...YES!" Also it's night for some reason.

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

*munch munch munch* Ght ehckstrh bhttr!

A popcorn. The food of junk food champions and jaded movie goers everywhere.

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally?

CGI image of Wario at a summer beach resort diving into a shallow pool. Behind him is a yellow list of tips for the summer.
WARIO'S TIPS FOR SUMMER
1. drink all the shampoo in the house

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Pirates:

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Calm down. Breathe. Meditate. Cry if you need to. You've gotten this far, so why not keep going? Do something that makes you happy. You only got so much time on this planet. Don't waste it getting caught up in your own hatred. Living is a good thing to do.

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Authur3389 @authur3389.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

WHY WHY ARE YOU SO CREATIVE WHY IS THAT LITERALLY THE PERFECT MID-EVO FORM FOR WARABBIT WHY WHY WHY

AOSTH Robotnik leans into his monitor and screams the word "why" infinity times because he's salty he keeps getting beaten by a sassy blue hedgehog voiced by Jaleel White.

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