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Authors & Dragons Podcast

@authorsdragons.bsky.social
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A group of fantasy authors playing D&D - badly.

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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
A two-ton crocodile corpse counts as party loot, right? 😆
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
When the terrible paladin proves he'd also make a lousy alchemist. 🤣
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Nature's mustache wax. 😂
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
A game world where were there are no heroes - just varying degrees of scum. 🤣
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
When your door-to-doo sales pitch needs a bit of work. 😂 Shingles The Movie!
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
When all the gold is gone, so the rogue decides to steal some pie instead. 😂
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
"Have a nice day. I'll be drinking." 🤣
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Yeah the chaos and terror are bad, but let's talk about the true horror of owning a cursed puppet. 😂 Shingles The Movie.
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
When the slightly deranged character asks a loaded question. 😂
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
"Greetings, stranger who is in no way another player at our table, would you like to join our adventuring party?" 😂 #dnd
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
When your new bestie has been cursed by a wizard's ghost ... or something like that. 😂 Shingles The Movie!
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Welcome to Dumpsville, population one paladin. 🤣
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Just because the party takes a long rest, doesn't mean it's a good rest. 😂
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
When trapped by zombies, you make do with whatever weapons you have handy. Shingles The Movie!
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
When the bard is the party's healer, at least you'll be entertained as you bleed out. 🤣
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The best part about hanging with friends are ... all the lies you can tell them? 😂 Shingles The Movie! #indiehorror #indiefilm
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
When the battle's going well, but then the dice decide to share their opinion. 🤣
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
DM: "So three tons of crocodile just landed atop you. But I guess it could be worse." 😅
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
When the party paladin demonstrates the wickedness of alcohol in the most direct way possible. 😂
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
When your creepy cursed doll is even more cursed that usual. 🤣 Shingles the Movie #indiehorror #indiefilm
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
When the magic door does its job a little too well. 😂 #dndpodcast
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Phrasing matters when you're the party leader. 😆
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
When the new exchange students are a bit more "international" than usual. Shingles the Movie! #indiefilm
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
DM: "It's magical, you can't force your way through." The Party: "We're gonna try anyway." 😂 #comedypodcast #dnd
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
When your D&D party's cup runneth over ... with horrors. 🤣 #comedypodcast
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
It's both the first of the month and a holiday, so here's your A&D earworm to get Sept started.
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Don't tell mom, the babysitter's got a bow and arrow! 😂 #dndhumor #dnd
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Sure some other dolls are haunted, but none quite like Sloppy. 😂 Shingles the Movie! #indiefilm #horrorcomedy
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
When your D&D party aren't the heroes the townsfolk want or need. 🤣 #dnd #dndhumor
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The realization that your D&D party is destined to meet a bad end, and it will entirely deserved. 😂 #dndpodcast #dnd5e
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
When the DM introduces a new NPC to the party. 😁
An NPC from the DM basically turning into a little fucker.
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Ladies and Gentlemen - Father of the Year Candidate, Jorcerer the Sorcerer. 🤣 #podcast #dndpodcast
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Just sitting around the campfire with friends, telling each other filthy lies. SHINGLES THE MOVIE! #indiefilm #indiehorror
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
When the DM listens to your stupid plan and immediately starts calculating how many dice rolls you'll need to pull it off. 🤣 #dndpodcast #dndhumor
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
When the party paladin is disappointed that the monsters aren't trying harder. 🤣 #dndhumor
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
When a party member's horrible, mutated offspring just wants to be loved. #dndpodcast #dndhumor
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The inner workings of magical gnomes. 🤣 #horrorcomedy #indiefilm
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
When the person interviewing you for the job is questionable at best. 😂 #dndhumor
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
When the only thing standing between your world and alien annihilation are the Beer-lympics. Shingles the Movie. #indiehorror #horrorcomedy
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Opening the magic door the old fashioned way - with your fist. 😂 #dndpodcast #dnd
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
When the village is burning and the paladin is oddly okay with it. 😂
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
When that person you just met immediately makes things awkward. 😂 Shingles The Movie #horrorcomedy #indiefilm
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Never a bad idea to start the new month with a D&D podcast ear worm. #dnd #dndpodcast
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Why rogues hate the spell Misty Step. 😅 #dndpodcast
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
When the party's "brilliant" plan involves a giant crocodile, a giant dolphin, a giant manatee, and the spell Minor Illusion. 🤣 #dndhumor #dndpodcast
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Bravery and high intelligence don't always go hand in hand. 😂 #dndpodcast
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Yes, most of us are old enough to remember The Love Boat. Now get off our lawn! 🤣 #dndpodcast #dndhumor
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Underwater campaigns - aka living in NJ in 2025. 😂 #dndpodcast #dndhumor
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
When the rogue probably should've remembered to role a stealth check. #dndpodcast #dndhumor
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Authors & Dragons Podcast @authorsdragons.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
When the party leader is a little too late with his sagely advice. 😂 #dndpodcast #dndhumor
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