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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf]

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| 29 | He/They | Bisexual | Writer | Gemini | | MDNI | NO AI🖕| Strawpage: joey-straw.straw.page @fairyyelsie.bsky.social <3🦊

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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 2h
Does anyone wanna go outside and play pretend dragons and knights
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 2h
Me and the wife both grumpy as hell
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 8h
Annual hopital visit everyone cheer WOOP WOOT
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 9h
authorjoey.sprout.spot here's my sprout if anyone wants to be mooties :3
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authorjoey
social media with no algorithm
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 15h
Am I capable? :] cooking: yeah but nah whistle: yerp a lot draw: no paint: no swim: ya english: ya dance: lol no i do not have the moves TM sing: i like to but,,,,, tone deaf drive: yes gifting: money write: i do it guitar: nope speaking: fluent :]
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
Alt: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
omg earthquake!!! scary!!
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DOES ANYONE WANNA BE BEST FRIENDS ON SPROUT
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want ginger beer
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So anyway read my fantasy book its free and badly written but it is VERY cool :)
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Julie? cya later stinky
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
-ˏˋ⋆ O c t o b e r - P r o m o ⋆ˊˎ- 「 ✦ joey ✦ 」 ⊹ he/they ⊹ 29 ⊹ author ⊹ bi ⊹ e♡ 「 ✦ interests ✦ 」 ⊹ gaming ⊹ writing ⊹ minecraft ⊹ big walk ⊹ sts2 ⊹ fmab ⊹ death note ⊹ naruto ⊹ grey's anatomy ⊹ lotr ⊹ ask me about my book series pls ⊹ mdni ⊹ fuck ai ⊹ #promosky ⊹ ↻/♡ ⊹ lets be friends
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Skeleton Shield Minecraft Meme
Alt: Skeleton Shield Minecraft Meme
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wordle 1929 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 fucking hate it when it does this!!
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can we stop being mean to hospitality workers now like tell me why I was in a store with a woman literally huffing and puffing at everything the poor worker was doing and saying "for goodness sake," when he had to double check things SHE asked for like give him some grace bro pls
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
at every single interval of the tea making process Cinder said: is for me :]?
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay who's on sprout fess up
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they should invent a cake where if you eat it you still have it
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait, they called the serial killer cannibal, Hannibal.. Sequel would be like: you'll never guess what this guy called Wass Wurderer did.
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hello people in my phone, stay tuned for my announcement
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Miss wife
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly on that note it pisses me off that people would take being able to see oomf IRL for granted and then take advantage of that. Like do you have any idea how much I'd give to see a certain someone (and other oomfs) whenever. Then just going and being inappropriate it just, just pisses me awf!!
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In my "I deserve nothing," era
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saint_vein.

Sorry I've been distant and sad lately, it's just that I'm dealing with the crushing existential dread of living on a beautiful planet bursting with life and love and instead of just getting to enjoy it, I have to watch while the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet kill everything in their path on their quest to hoard the most amount of money possible.
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
why'd they make coke so yummy, don't they know i have an addictive personality
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hi
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
someone ask me something about my book i wanna yap
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
whats the interaction bait these days i wanna yap about something
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my sticky numpad '5' key unstuck itself and now i can't stop pressing it as a stim and randomly adding 5 to things
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bee 🌟 @starsbian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you literally CAN’T be behind in your own life. it’s impossible. stop imposing arbitrary deadlines on yourself. let yourself LIVE.
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evan🌟 @steelix14.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We need to destroy all scalpers
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What's a guy gotta do to get some readers up in here, cmon it's literally free and good(?)
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
who are you people how did you get into my computer
my skircle.me
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yahoo hello slimes
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Name a more iconic duo than chicken and rice you can't
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
me when my friends were one button press away from beating a puzzle in Big Walk
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Death Note Kira: Light Yagami's Maniacal Gaze
Alt: Death Note Kira: Light Yagami's Maniacal Gaze
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Fortnite Jonesy Performs Default Dance
Alt: Fortnite Jonesy Performs Default Dance
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm Naruto btw
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
G'mornin slimes, coffee not doing enough today..
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's free and it always will be :] #promosky #indieauthors #fantasy
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i love a good beam into the sky in my media
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sc2 campaign means a crazy stupid amount to me
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hey last call for anyone who wants to play Big Walk today at 10AM EST :]
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
going to bed everyone behave
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i feel like water would be more useful in my every day life i think so that joey-straw.straw.page
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
eminem banger joey-straw.straw.page
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
good question maybe watching fight scenes or listening to OST from things that i like idk if anything really helps sometimes going to visit my folks gets me to write cause i have nothing else to do y'know joey-straw.straw.page
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ask me things pls or send hate mail if you want it's whatever joey-straw.straw.page
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joey-straw's strawpage
joey-straw's strawpage
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
at the moment it's maybe Carnage i can't stop thinking about it joey-straw.straw.page
Do you have a favorite character in your book?picture of the character Carnage from my book
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Joeby 📝🤘 [Author oomf] @authorjoey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@fairyyelsie.bsky.social hi
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