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The Saatchigumi

@authorgenericus.bsky.social
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(No pronoun preference). 18+ only! A writer specialised in fetishistic excess. Also the internet’s #1 Melon Beastars simp. Avatar is booba__tea Current Art (Commissions) / Story tags: #YearOfTheBeastars

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man
A scene of a Gek standing on the shore, looking out at the ocean. The image is captioned “Man.” like the famed meme with the horse.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@growthslut.bsky.social
A planet in No Man’s Sky called “Big Blue”
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sometimes you get something for your collection and you think “God I wish that was me.” So you go to an artist and you pay them and they come out with exactly what you wanted. Well, exactly what you wanted and an alt with a little bit extra. ;3 🎨 is @boobatea.bsky.social
A standee in a collection of Melon from Beastars jumping over Legoshi from Beastars.The same as the standee but this time recreated as an art piece with Saatchi in place of Legoshi. This one is done in black and greyscale with red to highlight scratches.The same as the standee but this time recreated as an art piece with Saatchi in place of Legoshi. This one had a similar reddish-pink tint to it like the colours of the standee.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Marketing that targets a very specific subset of SFM and Blender animators:
An email header that says “Your Mission: Acquire Overwatch Donut”
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Have at it.
Melon Beastars’ shoe filling an American football stadium.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t think I’ve said enough about how good Melon from Beastars is, so here he is again. From a VRChat photoshoot. VRChat is good solely because Melon can feature in this kind of situation. Yes, I’m biased.
Melon Beastars who is very big and looking down at the camera, seemingly disgruntled at their presence.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Five minutes into this game and I’m sold. This humour is entirely on my level . Game is Teeto and I’m enjoying it so far!
A poster from the game “Teeto”, it’s a play on the “Honey I Shrunk the Kids” poster but the text reads “Honey, I Lost the Kids in the Divorce”.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - T - Oguma's eyes open to GigantiMax's cell wall. His son, Louis, stood on the other side of their shared cell. "You were talking in your sleep, Father. Must have been quite the dream." Oguma grunted in response. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru
Two panels show Oguma waking up from a dream. This time he's in a cell split by a wall that shows his son, Louis on the other side. It is revealed that everything he'd experienced was just a dream. He has been stuck in the GigantiMax Penitentiary this whole time. While he is a giant, and did go on a rampage, the end result was nowhere near as impressive as what he dreamed of. Unfortunately for him.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - S - It finally happens. Oguma emerges from the dark confines of his reality bubble. The void beyond another endless expanse. He could never have imagined he'd come so far, but he eager to see what awaited him... 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru
Oguma fills most of space, revealling it to be a bubble around him. His antlers burst through the bubble as space bleeds out into the white of the void beyond.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Everywhere I go, I see his face.
Colour association test to see if anyone is as Melon-brained as the poster to see a yellow, pink and black and understand it as Melon’s fur colour, shirt colour and trousers colour.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - R - Onward and onward he grows. Now big enough to see and interact with galaxies. Vivid wisps of colour break against his body and disappear down his throat, as his taste for the cosmic grows along with him. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru
Oguma is now big enough to see and interact with galaxies, waving his hands through them to destroy them, chowing down on the forbidden food as he drifts ever bigger into space.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - Q - With Earth destroyed Oguma's status as the ultimate giant was secured. Planets orbit him as he relaxes. The first of his loyal following, unable to escape his swollen mass, and now subject to his whims. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru
Oguma reclines amidst tens of tiny planets, all drawn to his immense orbit. The first of his new following. His body practically unfathomable at this scale.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - P - Oguma awakens from his nap and decides that he can't risk further giants coming from Earth. So he removes it from the equation. Selfish, but there can be nobody that can stop his further ascension. Nobody. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru
Oguma awakens from his post-orgasm nap and opts to devour the planet to prevent further giants being made, and to have a little snack.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - O - In the afterglow of his explosive release, Oguma sprawls out across two continents. The vast puddle of his seed shrinking away as he swelled ever bigger. He only hoped that when he awoke, he retained his size. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru
Oguma reclines in the afterglow of his orgasm, now so much bigger than he was previously. His body sprawled out across two continents.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - N - At last, Oguma's release is achieved. His ego stroked to completion as he smothered the world below in a flurry of faintly white fluid. Infertile as he was, he was clearly still capable of making a big mess. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru
A gigantic Oguma is shown cumming heavily against the surface of the earth, tearing it asunder.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sometimes the youtube algorithm makes a work of art.
Two thumbnails that look like they're connected with red text and red arrow implying the second video is AI slop.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - M - With the world below little more than specks to him, Oguma tests the waters a little further. A fist pounds the world's surface and debris rises around it. And yet, he felt nothing but pleasure at this actions. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru
Oguma, now on his knees as he grinds a city to dust beneath his fist. His cock continues to leak over another settlement, a sure sign of his approaching orgasm.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - L - Having long outgrown any city upon the planet's surface, Oguma sprawls out. His sexual enjoyment of his growth continues, his essence oozing across and burying the settlements beneath him. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru
Oguma sprawled across the landscape, he seems disgruntled about something but it is not clear what.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I feel this
A man looking down and saying a defeated yeah in agreement.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’d say so, yeah.
A post about someone using Fatebreaker as a middle name, and then a post underneath with someone using Fatebreaker as a middle name.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - K - Down below, Oguma's feet have swallowed up much of the city centre. Evacuation zones hastily set up to house those displaced by his growth now needed evacuating themselves. Not that there's places to run to. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru
Down at the city below, Oguma's feet envelope more and more of the city. Buildings are crushed against his powerful toes. His smallest toe towers high over the tallest buildings, painting a vivid picture of his immensity.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - J - Oguma's growth continues upwards. His head pushes through the clouds, narrowing avoiding a plane passing overhead. Must be quite a sight for the passengers onboard! 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru
A four panel sequence of Oguma growing up through the clouds. He sneers at a plane that just barely manages to avoid crashing into his head / antlers.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - I - Oguma takes a break from his rampage to ensure that the Horns Conglomerate's position in the market is even more secure than it was. How? By taking out any and all competition along the way. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru
Oguma scowling at a building labelled as Antler Corp. A panel shows him crushing the building between finger and thumb.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - H - Oguma lets his composure slip as he showcases an angrier side. Hands and feet crashing through buildings as if they were made of paper. An indication of what awaited those who didn't show proper resepct. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru
Oguma striding through town angrily. He's kicking and smashing his way through buildings, leaving a trail of debris in his wake.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m curious as to where he will land.
Saatchi snapping his fingers and looking cool as fuck while doing so.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - G - Oguma pauses for a moment at the outskirts of the city. The empty streets; long abandoned at the first word of his approaching presence. How dare they leave? He'll have to show them the error of their ways. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru
Oguma crouched down at the outskirts of the city, still growing and staring intently at the viewer.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - F - Some of the mansion staff gather beneath the shadow of Oguma's foot. Awed by the sight of their boss, looming enormously above them. Powerless to stop him as he heads towards the city... 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Yuta, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru
Oguma's foot looms over the Horns Mansion staff with the city in the background. It implies Oguma is heading towards the city.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - E - Realising his growth wasn't slowing down, Oguma gives himself some extra space by taking things outside. Though his choice of door, does leave a lot to be desired. And repaired... 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru
Oguma stepping through the front facade of the Horns Mansion, it is hard to tell what he's thinking as his growth continues.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - D - Dream or not, the growth wasn't slowing down. Oguma grew frustarated. If it was a dream, it was irrelevant. If it wasn't, he was causing thousands in damages to his pristine property. But was that so bad? 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru
A frontal shot of Oguma even bigger in the office space. There's very little room for him now, frustration worn on his face as he presses up against most of the walls and ceiling. His antlers poke through into the room above, the soles of his feet pointed directly at the viewer.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - C - In a matter of seconds, everything changed. The tightness of his clothes gave way to the overwhelming delight of growth. Oguma stared down at his body, silently considering if this wass just another dream... 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru.
Two panels show Oguma's body swelling bigger. One shows his chest ripping through his suit, while the other shoes his feet outgrowing the ends of his shoes. The main body of the image is him sitting before his overturned desk, body rapidly filling up the room.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - B - With the remnants of sleep shaken off, Oguma gets back to work. His clothes feel tight against his body, stiffness from his unnatural sleeping posture, no doubt. Were business memos always this small...? 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru.
Oguma sat at his desk still. He's holding a piece of paper. His clothes are tight, it's very obvious he's growing, yet he doesn't seem to be aware of it.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - A - Oguma wakes up at his desk. Puzzled by a dream of giants, strangers, Louis, and even himself. The palpable rush of growing had been exhillirating and reality had seemingly taken it all away. A cruel twist... 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru
A panel shows Oguma asleep at his desk. The main image shows him sat up, looking at the desk, having just woken up in reality once more.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #58 - Returning from her visit to Louis, Juno helps out her owner, Haru, with the yearly seed planting. Her vision obscured by the seed in her grasp, Juno stumbles into the hole meant for the seed. Silly wolf. 🎨 is @shikismeargle.bsky.social Juno, Haru, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru
Two panels. One shows a tiny Juno wandering through the grass holding a seed. The second panel shows Juno having fallen into the hole meant for the seed. It is zoomed out more to show her in the hole in a gardening patch of sorts. There are seed packets on sticks to denote which seeds are planted where. The legs and feet of Haru can be seen in the background, looming over the area.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #57 - C - After an explosive finale to Juno's attempts to get Louis off, the deer opts to rest before round 2. And to ensure that Juno doesn't get away from him, he opts to sit on the wolf. The easiest way to keep her close. 🎨 is Reed (FA) Juno, Louis, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru
A nude Louis sits atop a shrunken Juno, with the wolf half-visible as she tries to free herself from Louis' immense weight.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #57 - B - Now in the bedroom, Juno does her best to get Louis off. It was always the first thing, a little power-play. If Juno could get him off, then she'd earn a similar reward from Louis. Secretly, she loved the dynamic. 🎨 is Reed (FA) Juno, Louis, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru
Juno standing on Louis' balls as she gyrates against his cock. The perspective is from between Louis' legs as we look up to see the giant deer moaning in delight at Juno's actions.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Get you a
A label that says Highland Cow Hottie
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #57 - A - As part of Louis and Azuki's unique relationship, they allow each other perks. Azuki can find another to help create an heir for the Horns Conglomerate, and Louis gets to explore relations with a shrunken Juno. 🎨 is Reed (FA) Juno, Louis, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru
Louis and a shrunken Juno seated on a couch. Louis is holding a naked Juno in his hand, close to his chest.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #56 - In the early days of Saatchi's encounters with Melon, sometimes they'd just go out and intimidate rival gangs. Fresh from Cherryton, Saatchi would act as the bait. Only for Melon to take the reigns... 🎨 @yunotoffer.bsky.social Melon, Madaragumi, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru
Saatchi and Melon stand over a member of the Madaragumi, seemingly a senior member of the group. Melon steps on the beast's hat / head, while flaunting a gun against his back. Saatchi stands on the beast's tail to prevent him from running away.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
“Gee, Saatchi, how do you keep your repeated playthroughs of Crash 3 fun and exciting?” Great question, nobody. I do stupid shit like try and get every gold relic without having the sprint. (Last relic was a motorbike level and you can’t replay the last level until you beat the boss, so 2 pics)
A screenshot of Crash 3 showing 105% completion without having the sprint power up.A screenshot of Crash 3 after defeating the final boss and gaining the final gold relic.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Let me introduce you to my own experience, in which a duo of teenagers struggle to use a Photo Booth without AI.
Overheard at the post office:

“Digital and printed passport ID?”

“Should I ask ChatGPT?”

*ChatGPT results come through*

“Most Asian Visas require 2 by 2 inches (implying passport photo).” Followed immediately by “What does that mean?”

*A few seconds later*

“Take a photo of the screen and put it in ChatGPT and ask it which one to pick.”

Featuring such other classics as:

“That one says Visa, I’m leaning towards that one.” and “You’re so clever, you” and “Did nobody put it on TikTok?”
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #55 - You might stumble upon this scene and think you should call for help. But you'd be wrong. That wolf? Saatchi? He likes this, he wanted Melon to do it. This is how he receives affection from his boss. 🎨 @yunotoffer.bsky.social Melon, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru
Melon stands to the right side of an alleyway smoking a cigarette, while Saatchi is shown hobbling away while looking back towards the viewer. Saatchi's back is covered in scars and freshly dried blood, he also seems to have a nosebleed.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #54 - It was a silly thing to mess with really. A new piece of Horns Tech. How was Louis supposed to know it would shrink him to such a tiny size? Though the question now is, how does he get noticed? 🎨 @Iyzeekiilnsfw.bsky.social Louis, Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru
A panel shows Louis cast in shadow as he tries to wave and gather the attention of something above him. The main image shows Oguma stood with his arms folded, as though waiting for Louis to arrive. Completely unaware that Louis was actually down by his feet in the carpet.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #53 - Did you know the tiny carnivores on the floor are free? You can just take them, even if you already have an assigned carnivore. You can just register and keep a new one. Cosmo knows that. 🎨 is @iyzeekiilnsfw.bsky.social Cosmo, Ten, Ton, Kan, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru
Cosmo squatting down inside the strip club where she works. She's reaching out to grab at one of the shrunken members of the Inarigumi, Ten. The other members, Ton and Kan are fleeing from Cosmo.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #52 - Like other herbivores, Els is entrusted with her own carnivore, Sheila, to take care of. She treats her well, but like a pet. Dressing her up in cute outfits so she can look good for her Beastbook page. 🎨 @iyzeekiilnsfw.bsky.social Sheila, Els, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru
Els holds up a tiny maid outfit and smiles down at Sheila, another of the shrunken carnivores. Sheila is naked and is attempting to cover herself up. It is implied that Els is Sheila's owner and that on this occasion, Sheila will be wearing the cute maid outfit.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I definitely picked the right nickname for Epona.
A screenshot of a video game. The text reads “C’mon now, hurry up and bring Melon with you. Melon is the name of the horse. And I like Melon from Beastars a lot.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #51 - D - As Juno consumes the last of her Deerios, the chair that had carried her for so long collapses under her increased size. Knocked from her cereal stupor, Juno finally gets to see just how big she'd become. 🎨 @Teaselbone.bsky.social Juno, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru
After consuming so much cereal, the chair Juno had been using could finally take no more. It breaks, right as Juno swallows her final spoonful. Knocked from her cereal stupor, Juno finally comes to see just how much bigger she is.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #51 - C - The days continue on and the rumours continue to grow. The cereal theory starts to hold more weight, much like Juno herself. Blissfully unaware that by now she's successfully eaten all the necessary evidence... 🎨 @Teaselbone Juno, Louis, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru
A much thicker Juno eats more cereal and muses once more. Pining for Louis and completely unaware that with her current spoonful of cereal, she's actually devouring him whole.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #51 - B - A week later and there's still no sign of the missing beasts. Conspiracy theories abound, one even claims the missing beasts were shrunk and used as toys in cereal. A ludicrous thought, right? 🎨 @Teaselbone.bsky.social Juno, Azuki, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru
Juno sits in her chair, eating more Deerios. It's clear that she's put on weight as her bust and belly are noticeably bigger than the previous image in the sequence. A panel shows a tiny Azuki (Loui's fiancee) on the spoon, with Juno's open maw in the background.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #51 - A - Juno couldn't shake the thought of Louis from her mind. And when she thought about Louis, she wanted to eat. With her friends allegedly out of town, no-one could stop her greedy consumption. 🎨 @Teaselbone.bsky.social Juno, Legoshi, Haru, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru
Juno dressed in her underwear, sat at a kitchen table eating a bowl of cereal. She appears to be deep in thought. The cereal is called Deerios and is meant to be consumed by beasts preparing for hibernation. A panel shows Haru and Legoshi tiny in the cereal that Juno is consuming.
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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
#YearOfTheBeastars #50 - In the wake of the "Shrunken Carnivore Incident", the Happy Heaven stirp club started offering home visits for their carnivore dancers. Supervised by one of the unaffected herbivores, of course. 🎨 @iyzeekiilnsfw.bsky.social Cosmo, Luna, Louis, Beastars, is ITAGAKi, Paru
Cosmo the okapi and Louis the red deer loom large in the background. Luna the Siberian tiger stands at Louis' fingers, dressed in underwear as she poses, mid-striptease against Louis' finger like it's a pole.
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