The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sometimes you get something for your collection and you think “God I wish that was me.” So you go to an artist and you pay them and they come out with exactly what you wanted. Well, exactly what you wanted and an alt with a little bit extra. ;3 🎨 is @boobatea.bsky.social 072
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Marketing that targets a very specific subset of SFM and Blender animators: 030
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I don’t think I’ve said enough about how good Melon from Beastars is, so here he is again. From a VRChat photoshoot. VRChat is good solely because Melon can feature in this kind of situation. Yes, I’m biased. 8365
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Five minutes into this game and I’m sold. This humour is entirely on my level . Game is Teeto and I’m enjoying it so far! 063
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - T - Oguma's eyes open to GigantiMax's cell wall. His son, Louis, stood on the other side of their shared cell. "You were talking in your sleep, Father. Must have been quite the dream." Oguma grunted in response. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru 0458
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - S - It finally happens. Oguma emerges from the dark confines of his reality bubble. The void beyond another endless expanse. He could never have imagined he'd come so far, but he eager to see what awaited him... 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru 08011
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - R - Onward and onward he grows. Now big enough to see and interact with galaxies. Vivid wisps of colour break against his body and disappear down his throat, as his taste for the cosmic grows along with him. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru 06110
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - Q - With Earth destroyed Oguma's status as the ultimate giant was secured. Planets orbit him as he relaxes. The first of his loyal following, unable to escape his swollen mass, and now subject to his whims. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru 010522
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - P - Oguma awakens from his nap and decides that he can't risk further giants coming from Earth. So he removes it from the equation. Selfish, but there can be nobody that can stop his further ascension. Nobody. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru 09416
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - O - In the afterglow of his explosive release, Oguma sprawls out across two continents. The vast puddle of his seed shrinking away as he swelled ever bigger. He only hoped that when he awoke, he retained his size. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru 112519
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - N - At last, Oguma's release is achieved. His ego stroked to completion as he smothered the world below in a flurry of faintly white fluid. Infertile as he was, he was clearly still capable of making a big mess. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru 210014
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Sometimes the youtube algorithm makes a work of art. 061
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - M - With the world below little more than specks to him, Oguma tests the waters a little further. A fist pounds the world's surface and debris rises around it. And yet, he felt nothing but pleasure at this actions. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru 19023
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - L - Having long outgrown any city upon the planet's surface, Oguma sprawls out. His sexual enjoyment of his growth continues, his essence oozing across and burying the settlements beneath him. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI Paru 116237
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - K - Down below, Oguma's feet have swallowed up much of the city centre. Evacuation zones hastily set up to house those displaced by his growth now needed evacuating themselves. Not that there's places to run to. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru 18315
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - J - Oguma's growth continues upwards. His head pushes through the clouds, narrowing avoiding a plane passing overhead. Must be quite a sight for the passengers onboard! 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru 18813
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - I - Oguma takes a break from his rampage to ensure that the Horns Conglomerate's position in the market is even more secure than it was. How? By taking out any and all competition along the way. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru 1799
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - H - Oguma lets his composure slip as he showcases an angrier side. Hands and feet crashing through buildings as if they were made of paper. An indication of what awaited those who didn't show proper resepct. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru 015121
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - G - Oguma pauses for a moment at the outskirts of the city. The empty streets; long abandoned at the first word of his approaching presence. How dare they leave? He'll have to show them the error of their ways. 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru 015429
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - F - Some of the mansion staff gather beneath the shadow of Oguma's foot. Awed by the sight of their boss, looming enormously above them. Powerless to stop him as he heads towards the city... 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Yuta, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru 013324
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - E - Realising his growth wasn't slowing down, Oguma gives himself some extra space by taking things outside. Though his choice of door, does leave a lot to be desired. And repaired... 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru 08618
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - D - Dream or not, the growth wasn't slowing down. Oguma grew frustarated. If it was a dream, it was irrelevant. If it wasn't, he was causing thousands in damages to his pristine property. But was that so bad? 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru 015225
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - C - In a matter of seconds, everything changed. The tightness of his clothes gave way to the overwhelming delight of growth. Oguma stared down at his body, silently considering if this wass just another dream... 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru. 210622
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - B - With the remnants of sleep shaken off, Oguma gets back to work. His clothes feel tight against his body, stiffness from his unnatural sleeping posture, no doubt. Were business memos always this small...? 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru. 0609
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #59 - A - Oguma wakes up at his desk. Puzzled by a dream of giants, strangers, Louis, and even himself. The palpable rush of growing had been exhillirating and reality had seemingly taken it all away. A cruel twist... 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social Oguma, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru 27212
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #58 - Returning from her visit to Louis, Juno helps out her owner, Haru, with the yearly seed planting. Her vision obscured by the seed in her grasp, Juno stumbles into the hole meant for the seed. Silly wolf. 🎨 is @shikismeargle.bsky.social Juno, Haru, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru 1164
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #57 - C - After an explosive finale to Juno's attempts to get Louis off, the deer opts to rest before round 2. And to ensure that Juno doesn't get away from him, he opts to sit on the wolf. The easiest way to keep her close. 🎨 is Reed (FA) Juno, Louis, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru 0112
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #57 - B - Now in the bedroom, Juno does her best to get Louis off. It was always the first thing, a little power-play. If Juno could get him off, then she'd earn a similar reward from Louis. Secretly, she loved the dynamic. 🎨 is Reed (FA) Juno, Louis, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru 0123
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #57 - A - As part of Louis and Azuki's unique relationship, they allow each other perks. Azuki can find another to help create an heir for the Horns Conglomerate, and Louis gets to explore relations with a shrunken Juno. 🎨 is Reed (FA) Juno, Louis, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru 193
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #56 - In the early days of Saatchi's encounters with Melon, sometimes they'd just go out and intimidate rival gangs. Fresh from Cherryton, Saatchi would act as the bait. Only for Melon to take the reigns... 🎨 @yunotoffer.bsky.social Melon, Madaragumi, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru 0698
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026“Gee, Saatchi, how do you keep your repeated playthroughs of Crash 3 fun and exciting?” Great question, nobody. I do stupid shit like try and get every gold relic without having the sprint. (Last relic was a motorbike level and you can’t replay the last level until you beat the boss, so 2 pics) 140
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Let me introduce you to my own experience, in which a duo of teenagers struggle to use a Photo Booth without AI. 110
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #55 - You might stumble upon this scene and think you should call for help. But you'd be wrong. That wolf? Saatchi? He likes this, he wanted Melon to do it. This is how he receives affection from his boss. 🎨 @yunotoffer.bsky.social Melon, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru 0131
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #54 - It was a silly thing to mess with really. A new piece of Horns Tech. How was Louis supposed to know it would shrink him to such a tiny size? Though the question now is, how does he get noticed? 🎨 @Iyzeekiilnsfw.bsky.social Louis, Oguma, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru 1224
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #53 - Did you know the tiny carnivores on the floor are free? You can just take them, even if you already have an assigned carnivore. You can just register and keep a new one. Cosmo knows that. 🎨 is @iyzeekiilnsfw.bsky.social Cosmo, Ten, Ton, Kan, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru 1269
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #52 - Like other herbivores, Els is entrusted with her own carnivore, Sheila, to take care of. She treats her well, but like a pet. Dressing her up in cute outfits so she can look good for her Beastbook page. 🎨 @iyzeekiilnsfw.bsky.social Sheila, Els, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru 1357
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I definitely picked the right nickname for Epona. 030
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #51 - D - As Juno consumes the last of her Deerios, the chair that had carried her for so long collapses under her increased size. Knocked from her cereal stupor, Juno finally gets to see just how big she'd become. 🎨 @Teaselbone.bsky.social Juno, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru 1328
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #51 - C - The days continue on and the rumours continue to grow. The cereal theory starts to hold more weight, much like Juno herself. Blissfully unaware that by now she's successfully eaten all the necessary evidence... 🎨 @Teaselbone Juno, Louis, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru 1142
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #51 - B - A week later and there's still no sign of the missing beasts. Conspiracy theories abound, one even claims the missing beasts were shrunk and used as toys in cereal. A ludicrous thought, right? 🎨 @Teaselbone.bsky.social Juno, Azuki, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru 1269
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #51 - A - Juno couldn't shake the thought of Louis from her mind. And when she thought about Louis, she wanted to eat. With her friends allegedly out of town, no-one could stop her greedy consumption. 🎨 @Teaselbone.bsky.social Juno, Legoshi, Haru, Beastars, is ITAGAKI, Paru 0349
The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026#YearOfTheBeastars #50 - In the wake of the "Shrunken Carnivore Incident", the Happy Heaven stirp club started offering home visits for their carnivore dancers. Supervised by one of the unaffected herbivores, of course. 🎨 @iyzeekiilnsfw.bsky.social Cosmo, Luna, Louis, Beastars, is ITAGAKi, Paru 1309