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Brian Wasson

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Sophomore Novel TWO TRUTHS AND A LIONEL (April ‘25, HarperCollins), SEVEN MINUTES IN CANDYLAND (2023). Dad. Husband. Tall guy

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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes. He’s implying the joke was so grating that the fact the he was “Dad” instead of “Mom” probably saved his life
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Need a Poor Ronaldo girl cameo
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Girl Says 'Poor Ronaldo'
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Related: please tell your local teacher(s) how much they are appreciated for the tough job they do
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Sophie, you're SoClose!!!
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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two elderly women are sitting at a table with the words not now ma written on the screen .
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Non-zero chance they thought of the name first, then retrofitted the rationale so they could use it
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
"You mean Trump and Epstein?" "The other Florida Republican sex scandal." "Oh yeah, the Moms for Liberty lady and Fla. GOP chair..." "The *other* Florida Rep. sex scandal." "The Cory Mills domestic...." "The oth..."
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
tl;dr "Nice going on that A in double digit addition, you little prick."
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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a police officer is holding a small white dog and says how can that be profitable for frito-lay
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
To be fair, most of them are in their napalm era
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I found my literary agent through #DVPit years ago and now I'm a 2x published author! Take this as a sign to go ahead and PITCH! You never know what could happen!
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
3rd amendment stans right now
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
“Privilege hires”
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
R(a)e(a)gan ftw!!!
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Thanks for the shout out!!
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
and they said it couldn't be done
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
😀🎉🍾
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 01/04/2025
Senator Cory Booker spoke in an all-night session on the Senate floor early Tuesday, in an effort to seize the national spotlight and criticize the Trump administration's policies for Social Security, education and health care. He was still speaking in the predawn hours.
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Cory Booker Slams Trump’s Policies in Marathon Senate Floor Speech
The New Jersey senator criticized the president’s plans for Social Security, education and health care, saying the “nation is in crisis.” He was still speaking in the predawn hours.
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
This is what authoritarian states do!! 😡
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Great list! Thank you find adding TWO TRUTHS AND A LIONEL!!!
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Jennie Garth everyone's favorite childhood crush obvi
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Congratulations!!
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Dear manager: 1. I went skydiving 2. I went Rocky Mountain climbing 3. I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fumanchu 4. And I loved deeper; And I spoke sweeter 5. And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Dear manager: 1. Off in the night, while you live it up, I'm off to sleep 2. Wagin' wars 3. To shape the poet 4. And the beat 5. I hope it's gonna make you notice ... someone like me
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Msnyantakyi🎧📚 @msnyantakyi.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
S.A Cosby really does not miss. Check out my review of Blacktop Wasteland : www.wordsbyafia.com/post/bookrev... #booksky #blackbooksky #bookreviews
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#BookReview: Blacktop Wasteland
Let me just say it: It was a great day when I finally read an S.A. Cosby book! I spent a lot of time looking for thrillers written by Black authors and clearly wasn't doing enough research to find the...
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
All his books are wonderful!!
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
it was ... sarcasm?
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
have some empathy. the kid can't choose his father Josh
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Screech, I'm sorry to say
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Gas prices $2.89 a day before Trump tariffs. Clock it.
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Ironically, my wife just took her first dose too today. she just told me they need to up her meds lol 😂
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
*looks directly at camera* "unlike Agholor" 😂
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Quite possibly the funniest Halloween gag I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Subject Line: ICYMI "Hey, just following up..."
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Can AI shoot 4 over par in a round of golf?
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Price of eggs just went up a dollar to $9.99. This Trumpflation is crazy smh
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Thank you! The cover artist is the supremely talented Erick Davila!
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Me starting over on another app, resolving to be more social this time
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a man wearing an oklahoma city jersey is holding his head
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Taylor Grothe @taylorlgrothe.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
My next book is up on GR!! A DARK AND DROWNING TIDE x THE WITCHER in this YA horror fantasy 🥰 a girl with migraines falls through an aura and into an autumnal Otherworld, and falls even harder for the sharp-edged girl who protects her—even as a cult with designs for war wraps them in its clutches.
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Of Auras and Shadows
The romance of A DARK AND DROWNING TIDE meets the horro…
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Angela Montoya @angelamontoya.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Trying to revise 50 pages Carnival Fantástico today. Wish me luck! Here’s a little bit about it…
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Welcome all #booktok refugees! Let me give you the tour! 😆 And with all the extra time, I'm sure yo'll need some reading material. Out April 15 #booksky
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
My sophomore novel made it on a #Booklist cover! Be sure to preorder #TwoTruthsandALionel out April 15!!!
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
It's pretty entertaining, but you can tell Sheridan tried to recreate a Yellowstone "everyman" template in Midland, Texas.
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Here’s the book cover btw 🥰 (out April 2025)
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Seeing all these nature pics on Blue Sky wishing I could go to all these places
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I feel like I should properly introduce myself, #writingcommunity. I'm a teacher and mostly YA author. I offer tips, ecouragment and general writing opinions. My sophomore coming-of-age novel, TWO TRUTHS AND A LIONEL, is out April 2025. Add it on Goodreads! (And request it on NetGalley!) #writing
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Thanks for the heads-up! I will look? Also, I have no idea what a Starter Pack is LOL
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Brian Wasson @authorbrianwasson.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
lol I definitely will! That's basically the only reason I came here!
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