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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Love ur friends. It’s the best thing u ever did

Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Man I hope Joker in the Gunn universe actually does #clownshit I want him to throw pies. Squirt shit. Drive a tiny car. #dcu #batman

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Would the Eunuch Maker reattach my balls to my neck? Or would that be “too far.” #truecrime

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I’ve learned about #labubu raves and i got pancreatic cancer instantly

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Check out my #booktrailer for the 2025 Genevieve Crumbley Central Canadian Sharpshooting & Short Story Competition #bookish

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Take a moment to enjoy a pig video today. Your heart will thank you for it 🐷

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Hope everyone is having a good day :) sick today, might be allergies

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Got a cease and desist from #wutangclan Kind of surprised. Thought it’d come from #sega

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Cool authors don’t follow the rules. “Not for resale.” Yeah? Who’s gonna stop me? #bookish #authors #writingtips #selfpublishingjourney #kdpamazon

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Convincing you to read my book based on the first word. #bookish #booktrend

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Hi, are u interested in being an #ARC #reader for my new book? The 2025 Genevieve Crumbley Sharpshooting & Short Story Competition

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

I hate when dating apps make my friends sad. Literally the coldest, most vapid contest on earth making genuinely golden people feel passed on.

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Looking for new beta readers for a story about left-handed people in a world that doesn’t like them. #arc #betareader #bookish #lefthanded

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Hired a model to pose with my book. Asked if she’d wear a funny hat and she didn’t disappoint. #bookish #books #bookphotography #model Tall People is my new novel about anthropomorphic kaiju Millennials trying to find love, friendship, and tolerable careers in NYC.

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Got my new flag hung up next to its brother. Can’t we’ll all just: COEXIST ✝️🥤🍍 #coexist #flag #peace #pepsi #christians #love #vexillology

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I made a karaoke version of my song I Went to Zoo (And Got Me a Bitch) so now you can request to sing at your local Barstool Karaoke. #music #karaoke #funny #song

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Made a cool #shortstory about a #dragqueen whose drag persona is split from their pedestrian personality after drinking a magic drink… trouble ensues. Check it out in Afterpast Review: @theafterpastreview #published #authorlife #bookish

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

My book got used to train Meta AI against my will. Given the themes of cannibalism, it seems to have screwed up its answers though. #book #ai #cannibal #litgen

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Transformed a lot over the past year Went from having those shaved sides to a looooong mop. Not sure why I went down this path. I was getting sick of people mistaking me for an undercover cop. Now they think I’m homeless and all is right in the world. #haircut #longhair #hairstyles #authors #bookish

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

You’ve got to have a few screws loose to be giving away your book like this. Tall People is all about Millenial kaiju trying to find love and friendship in the city. #booktok #bookish #kaiju #drama #indiebookstore #monsterverse #monsterromance #freebook

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Hey guys I'm looking for a #betareader for a new #shortstory I wrote about a #dj who finds a magic #cherubim head and incorporates the noise it makes into his #setlist. #readersoftiktok #editorsoftiktok #music #magic #fantasy

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Choosing a random #cryptid from my #metazoo cards and doing a little report on them. Today’s superbeasto—the #rumptifusel . #mythicalcreature #americanfolklore #talltale #bigfoot #legends

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Glizzy Wars part 3. My friends and I are counting how many dogs we’ve had this year in our discord. This week, I apologize and bring about the return of two of our founders. Meanwhile Chris taunts me from his high lead. #glizzy #discord #hotdog #dares #friendship #food

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MASER SQUAD @masersquad.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

The novel Tall People by @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social is available now! A look into a millennial #Kaijus life! From day job to relationships check it out! Available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble Now! Amazon : a.co/d/8RvzfYQ Barnes & Noble: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tall-peopl...

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

It’s not unalived… it’s kill murder die. Sensei Sludge — Disco Pickle #rap #funnysong #beats #lyrics #hiphop

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

“🪩🥒gonna set you free." The first single off an unnamed 2025 album. Chill Phil made such a funky beat; are we even #rap anymore or are we a #jamband ? #hiphop #beats #rhymes #senseisludge

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Honestly I’m more surprised by evil people. I meet a lot of folks especially in Buffalo. Buffalo is full of them of old souls and gold, baby.

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

As a #writer, sometimes you have to Google some awful things that are certainly gonna put you on a list. #authorlife #bookstagram #forbiddenknowledge #conspiracytheory

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

The first three chapters of Tall People are now up on Spotify as a #podcast available to everyone. #audiobook #kaijuno8 #bookish #books #fantasybooks #godzilla

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Every #writer has a deeply thought out opinion on the best letters of the alphabet. Every writer. Without exception. My ranking is of course personal and by no means am I saying Z is a crummy letter for edgelords. (It is tho) #grammar #englishteacher #rankingstuff #reading

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Glizzy wars, first update. My friends and I are counting how many hotdogs we've eaten this year. The winner gets a toaster or something. It isn't really clear. #hotdog #discord #foodie #eatingcompetition #friendshipgoals

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

People have been dm'ing me asking if they can have the books I worked really hard on for 🆓. Yes, of course you can. I love it when you do :) #bookrecs #artiststruggles #myart #authorlife #bookmarketing #books

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I’ve released the first three chapters of Tall People on YouTube. So if you’re on the fence about a slice-of-life kaiju story, hopefully this preview sways you towards adding it to your TBR. #audiobook #booktok #authorsoftiktok #voiceactor #bookpreview #chapter1 #chapter2 #chapter3

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

All I trust is my gf and my cat. Sorry. The rest of u are questionable

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

When it’s your lowercase homie’s turn to pick the song and he puts on that 🔥 #gizmo #gremlincore #gremlins2 #dance #shortking #funnysong

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Author Evan Witmer @author-evan-witmer.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Orga has decided to attack my recording studio as I was finishing up the audiobook for Tall People. Truly he has no respect for my janky production equipment lol. Fair enough #cats #recordingstudio #audiobooknarrator #musicproducer

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