J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 19/10/2025My mama and my auntie are running the same half marathon their father ran 43 years ago. They even have his picture (that was in the Detroit free press) on their shirts. It’s the cutest thing. 030
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I got a pap and wax yesterday. I feel like my cooch might be suffering from PTSD. 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I’m sick and I hate being sick. The germs gross me out. But I got two days off work so a win is a win. 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I’m watching church and they are singing all the songs I grew up listening to. I think I’ll go in person next week. 030
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 06/09/2025My niece sent a twerking video to the group chat and I’m kind of jealous. I need to step it up. 010
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Watching Naomi and Coco and idk who I want to win. I’m nervous. 020
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Watching this Netflix documentary about a mom who cyber stalked her daughter. Like telling the little girl to look herself and everything. This is insane! 020
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 31/08/2025This Katrina Documentary on Netflix by Spike Lee is so good and so disheartening. 100
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I flew across the country and saw 3/4 of my siblings and 8/9 nieces and nephews. I’m so tired but I’m told my niece we would watch Hamilton tonight. 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I fly home at the crack of dawn and I still need to clean and pack. I don’t even know what I’m packing. 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Let God Sort Em Out (the album) reminds me of my childhood. 010
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Between this migraine, zoom meetings every hour, having to go into the office today, and construction next door today is the most Monday Monday to ever Monday. 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Watching Tracee Ellis Ross’s show Solo Traveling and it’s giving me all the feels. As a single childless woman who decided to stop waiting to live my life this show is so inspiring. 040
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I was the first person in my family to go away to college. Now so many of the next generation girls are going. It makes me so happy. 010
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I’m convinced my braids are causing my migraine. If I take them down and the migraine stops then I’ll know. 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 30/07/2025As a Virgo, I’m finally feeling the retrograde today. I’m on the edge. 😂😂😂 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I just looked at my light bill and Pepco has to be smoking crack. Ain’t no way! 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Wednesdays are very client facing for me. When I get home I don’t want to talk to anyone. A girl is exhausted. 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I noticed that they only included family moments in Nicolandria’s date and Amayran’s date. So I’m going to assume they are final two. 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I’ve listened to the Clipse album on repeat at least three times today. 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 11/07/2025One of my friends from undergrad is on IG spouting “red pill bitches are gold diggers” nonsense. Like we are literally 35. You have enough gray hairs in your beard to be a silver fox! Please go to hell! 100
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I cannot wait to go to sleep tonight. I’ve been up late every night braiding my hair and I’m finally done. I want to sleep so bad. 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 08/07/2025It’s thunder storming so I feel like I need to order food. But I need to save money. 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Everyday I check to see if the Clipse album accidentally dropped early. I’m running Ace Trumpets into the ground. 010
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I haven’t spoken to my mama i. TWO days. I called her four times today. She responded “I’m at Roddy Rich’s old house playing hooky from work.” Girl!!!! Call your child! 😒😒😒 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I have so many little quirks that I know I’m going to irk my future husband’s nerves. I was just thinking that I’m sleepy and hungry. But I can’t eat in pajamas so I can’t shower until after I eat and I haven’t ordered food yet. 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 28/06/2025I want to go outside but I’m on antidepressants and run the risk of overheating and dying so I’m stuck inside. 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I called Trader Joe’s and their hold music was Most Girls by Pink. It was a vibe. 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 24/06/2025The kissing on Love Island always make my stomach turn. It’s too much! 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I need my future husband to be able to celebrate Juneteenth. Like I need today to be his liberation day too. 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 16/06/2025I slept wrong and I’ve been feeling every bit of my almost 36 years since I woke up. 100
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Calling my mama because I need her to tell me it’s okay to spend money on lunch and she’s not answering. 😩😩 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I’m from California (Compton to be exact) and we say murphy when your underwear are kind of in your butt and wedgie when they are deep in there. Does any other area have this distinction? 000
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 03/06/2025My mama’s gardener is my arch nemesis and every time I’m home he comes to do the yard. He gets in my nerves throwing rocks at the house. 120
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Somebody in my building keeps slamming doors and making my apartment shake. As a girl from Earthquake land I wish they would not. 020
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I was supposed to go to this singles thing tonight for a good laugh but I’m so sleepy. I just want to stay home. 011
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I’ve been feeling so tired lately. I’m going home (to California) Monday and I feel like that’s just the pick me up I need. I’m going to eat chili cheese pastrami fries and bask in the sun. 021
J @authenticflower.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Everybody in my immediate family has sensitivity to the sun and it’s worse in the summer. I went for a hike today and I’ve had a migraine since. 000
