Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I'm telling you now I will take two full edibles and walk around topless to celebrate the moment they finally tell the truth about this man's death, cause ain't no MFin' way this Cretaceous-era tortoise looking ass is beating the being dead as fuck allegations. 000
Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 10/05/2026"Be quiet, my heart, I desire another Monster Energy" 000
Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Well, this seems somewhat terrible for all of us. 010
Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 13/04/2026>Wake up >Look at Bluesky, check emails, catch up on my Substack subscriptions >Wonder if it's even worth it to get out of bed >Plaster on a smile and go to class anyway 000
Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 21/03/2026As it would happen, I have never been more called out as a trans @themountaingoats.bsky.social fan in my life 010
Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Getting hit with the "Oh I love this one it's a classic" to shit I watched in middle/high school like. Motherfucker what do you MEAN Girlchan in Paradise came out in 2009?! 000
Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 08/01/2026This is ICE and it has been as long as it has existed. Fuck these murderous Gestapo mfs. 000