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Lucy the Australopithecine

@australopithecine.bsky.social
82 followers 191 following 106 posts

AWA | Former crustie, current shower enjoyer | She/Her/Hers | Ace Dyke, heavily estrogenated | Account is mostly for keeping up with the news, was planning not to post but too pissed off not to. Hominins don't need borders.

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Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I'm telling you now I will take two full edibles and walk around topless to celebrate the moment they finally tell the truth about this man's death, cause ain't no MFin' way this Cretaceous-era tortoise looking ass is beating the being dead as fuck allegations.
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Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
"Be quiet, my heart, I desire another Monster Energy"
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Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Well, this seems somewhat terrible for all of us.
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Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
>Wake up >Look at Bluesky, check emails, catch up on my Substack subscriptions >Wonder if it's even worth it to get out of bed >Plaster on a smile and go to class anyway
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Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
As it would happen, I have never been more called out as a trans @themountaingoats.bsky.social fan in my life
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Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Punch your local fascist.
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Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Getting hit with the "Oh I love this one it's a classic" to shit I watched in middle/high school like. Motherfucker what do you MEAN Girlchan in Paradise came out in 2009?!
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Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Deep time throwback.
Misty from Pokemon with the Democratic Party emblem over her head, holding out a useless stick that says "Nothing" to ward off some ghost pokemon ig anyway that ball thing has "Fascism" written on it
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Lucy the Australopithecine @australopithecine.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This is ICE and it has been as long as it has existed. Fuck these murderous Gestapo mfs.
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