Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Do you have any good cabbage recipes? Our friend gave us three huge heads from his garden and I need ideas 361
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 24/04/2025What bird is this? Clearly eaten by some sort of hawk but a little bit left. Morgan helped out that the brown might be from a hatch year bird, but that color definitely threw me 040
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I got interviewed by FarmWorld about our bird poop paper. Had a lovely conversation with their journalist, and very fun to see our work get picked up and shared to the prime audience our work is for! We are on page 14 if you'd like to check it out: issues.farmworldonline.com/Issue/7109.pdfissues.farmworldonline.com 040
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I know multiple well-awarded ecology PhDs who have gone to colossal. Makes a shit ton of money to do nothing and I’m worried about jobs in ag and conservation lol it’s just funny 240
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I think what I didn’t realize about getting off my medication (which is good and I finally fucking made it) is how sad I would be. Like a whole nother thing to work through 130
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Spoke too soon lol! Still off of it but definitely not feeling well 020
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 02/04/2025After 4 months after learning that I was taking way too much lorazepam, I am finally off of it and feeling so much more like myself and feeling so much better 190
Reposted by Korben Dallas SpenceAinsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 02/04/2025KEVIN FOUND ANOTHER THING IN THE COLLECTION @mothpotato.bsky.social 515722
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 24/03/2025In the office during spring break, alone, campus is empty. So to my surprise someone is playing some screamo metal so loud it is going through the walls… 020
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Made it through, got a haircut, and walking the dogs 1211
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 20/03/2025At this point the nausea and dizziness I’m getting is so bad I’m a little unsure how to move forward:( Can’t even sleep through the night and this is while taking ondansetron 120
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I know I keep talking about it and I’m also already annoyed but have been throwing up for 12 hours now😭 and I’m so so thirsty (also had a psychiatry meeting this morning and they know about this) 130
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I’ve never thrown up more coming off this medicine - I’m so so tired of it:( 130
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Hey all - do you have a paper that we could review as a lab? I know people want reviewers and we want to teach about reviewing! 242
Reposted by Korben Dallas SpenceErik Gulbranson @erikgulbranson.bsky.social · 18/02/2025A monumental betrayal. 1166
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Chicken cutlet sandwich on homemade bread from my favorite Czech restaurant in Sacramento 1120
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I’m reviewing a paper and it is 248 pages with supplements…. 020
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 30/01/2025It is very funny trying to taper off medicine during the trump admin because I feel like I’m just complaining 010
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 26/01/2025So we just have to live with this now? And ajit pai gets to just live a regular life instead of facing any consequences? 040
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I got asked to review a paper that I do think I’m particularly qualified to review. They say stuff that *I* think in answered a bit in my old papers (which is fine!) but is it frowned upon to suggest my papers in the review? I honestly think it’d be helpful - not just looking for a cite 220
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Twitter is terrible but bluesky is full of the most full themselves academics at their worst so what can I deal with more lol 050
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Finally trying these and what’s your guess if they’re good 020
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Researchgate: We found a recent article that cited you The author: me😈 040
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 21/01/2025We got to take part in this really fun write-up about our bird poop work that came out today🦃🦅🦆 0183
Reposted by Korben Dallas SpenceKat Kerlin @katkerlin.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Bird poop happens. But farms, wild birds and their habitat can #coexist with little risk to food safety, finds a new study of wild bird poop on farms from @austinrspence.bsky.social , @dskarp.bsky.social and @ucdavis.bsky.social. www.ucdavis.edu/climate/news... 🦃🐦🪺💩🌱ucdavis.eduLittle Birds, Little Poops, Little Food Safety RiskIt doesn’t require a degree in ornithology, a lab test or even an app for most growers to determine whether bird poop near their crops presents a food safety risk. They just need to ask themselves a s... 052
Reposted by Korben Dallas SpenceDaniel Karp @dskarp.bsky.social · 21/01/2025So excited to see our paper led by @austinrspence.bsky.social out in @jappliedecology.bsky.social! We show most birds present low food-safety risks, but E. coli survives longer in big poops produced by big birds (a thread) besjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10....besjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.comAssessing foodborne pathogen survival in bird faeces to co‐manage farms for bird conservation, production, and food safetyYou have to enable JavaScript in your browser's settings in order to use the eReader. 31810
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 21/01/2025The turkeys came to celebrate our new paper out TODAY in Journal of Applied Ecology (with turkeys!) Stay tuned for more details🦃🔬 0140
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Welp the psychiatrist was literally horrified what had happened and her jaw dropped. But now have a plan and will hopefully not be feeling so sick soon 340
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Well got it emergency prescribed and have a psychiatry appointment tomorrow to make a plan to wean off. And it was honestly helpful when I needed it but I want to be off it so bad now 050
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I’m trying to wean off lorazepam and I’m feeling so lost with the doctors. If I stop taking it, I feel so so sick, but I want to be off of it. But then they stopped prescribing it until I was in full withdrawals. And I just don’t know what to do:/ 350
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Started the new year off with probably the lowest low of my entire life after a terrible 2024 but I’m actually excited about 2025 and it’s literally all up from heremedia.tenor.coma yellow and black cartoon character is in a bathtubAlt: A yellow and black seed with a green sprout 070
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Loved Nosferatu and I need more movies to be simply “insatiable horniness” 020
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 12/12/2024The cops are doing a motorcycle photo shoot by my house and I gave them a thumbs down and blew a raspberry with my tongue and they got so mad lol 060
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I’m teaching about birds, pest control, and food safety to the Wild Farm Alliance today. It’s on zoom but I like to dress up 1151
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Haven’t done chip reviews in awhile but these fucking rule. Might have to go get the other flavors to try including “salt and umami” 150
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 08/12/2024There is an epidemic at coffee shops where you order a hot drink and they give you something that barely passes as lukewarm 140
Reposted by Korben Dallas SpenceAndy Lee, PhD @andylee.bsky.social · 19/11/2024coming down to the wires on #LGBTQSTEMDay to share a little starter pack of QPOC EEB scientists!! help grow this community and nominate your fave QPOC EEBer! CCmment/DM if you'd like to be added, I would love to connect :) go.bsky.app/S5fpXWm 98648
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Candid photo of me talking to the angry white-crowned 0120
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 19/10/2023An orchard oriole on campus today in Davis #binoblast 0120
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 16/10/2023Finishing up my faculty statements. I was warned it’s hard, I am proud of what I wrote, but it feels silly and embarrassing and inconsequential. I don’t know if others felt that way? Maybe I’m not meant to do this if it makes me feel this but I just like teaching and research 130
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 12/10/2023Second time I’ve had some sort of food poisoning in like four weeks. Beyond it being terrible, it’s also so disruptive. Can’t work because I’m throwing up so much😭 why food trucks have you started to hate me?? 020
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 01/10/2023I gave all of you this cute spider eating lunch and you gave me *nothing* 060
Korben Dallas Spence @austinrspence.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Give me your favorite spicy recipes please. I’ve been craving super hot spicy food and need new ideas 142